It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times!? #7Eleven
guy is #711
🌭🚬 A woman yells out "which cup is large?" Trying to help he yells back "The biggest one!" and she thanks him.
Some cutie patootie buys several packages of Mr. Noodles and he says "Uhh, they should call you Mrs. Noodle" and some gentlemen with glossy red eyes four or five customers deep in line bursts out laughing...everyone else is like hurr rup ya dingus. She doesn't laugh, I ask if she would like a bag...twice. She then seems ruffled and takes out her headphones, rudely asks if she can have a bag.
Gentlemen with the glossy red eyes is up and he says "Man, fuck that girl. You wasted comedic gold on her"
Some fucking guy rushes in while I'm already fucking with a bunch of people. Out of breath and panting and blurts out "Do you sell stools!?" It's three in the morning, fuck this guy. "No, we don't sell stools sorry, but I have some lovely stool samples in the back". He asks if he can see them and I am pretty much hammered or hungover here...for six, 7 or...I dunno how many years
I had a Guinea pig and a GameCube...I bought them because I was also heavily under the influence of alliteration... #Itwasthebestoftimesitwastheblurstoftimes #slurpee