#GetYourMindOutOfTheGutter

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Parisian Blonde ; This is another #failure post, but this time with a happy ending! ; There's a sweet spot for coffee cocktails if you want to avoid being intoxicated in the morning or buzzed come bedtime. I saw a delicious sounding espresso cocktail posted by @erbsiscocktails which @manlymancio reshook shortly afterwards. I know I trust the taste of both those lovely drinkstagrammers so I was just waiting for a day when I'd be at home with my bar during that sweet spot to shake it up. ; When that day came round I actually read the recipe and realised there was no coffee at all - it just says to serve in an espresso cup! I decided to mix it up both ways - by @erbsiscocktails 's original recipe and with a bit of espresso (since it sounded so delicious). Fortunately both turned out great. I used a single espresso shot, but I'd halve that (or double the rest of the recipe) for a better balance. ; 20ml dark Jamaican rum 20ml orange curacao 20ml single cream [Optional: half a shot of espresso] ; Shake the first three ingredients together, then strain into an espresso cup (or onto espresso). Garnish with grated cinnamon and reading glasses. ; #idontevenownanespressocup #butidohaveatinybeerglass #andatinygrater #drinkstragram #liqpic #imbibe #cocktails #instadrink #drinkup #mixologist #mixology #cocktail #homebar #homebartender #thirsty #rum #barbados #curacao #cream #coffee #espresso #coffeecocktail #cinnamon #readingglasses #youwinsome #happyending #getyourmindoutofthegutter #cheers
I’m pretty positive the sun has broken up with Pennsylvania.... and only comes back for those woopsy one night stands .. then leaves again .. basically the sun is a player... hahah😂🌞 also week two of the new program we started! & I love it, so doable ahah kind of love that name too ... & it’s perfect for the cozy weather when you just want to snuggle because holla 3 REST DAYS.. #goals #doable #getyourmindoutofthegutter
I know what you are all thinking... “Apiopi, I never had a Menage A Trois before. It all sounds so intimidating... I am not sure I would feel comfortable with this?” • I get it and it’s completely understandable. A lot is going on all at once, but remember, all in all... it is an exhilarating (and maybe exhausting) adventure! • I had my fair share of apprehension when I had my first Menage A Trois: “Which do you focus on first, or let nature takes its course and just start going at it? What end do you start off with? Will it become messy and get on everything, or should I have some paper towels or napkins beside me just in case? How much is considered an appropriate amount to fit into my mouth? Is it really as moist as people say it is? What do you do when it starts dripping? How much noise is acceptable?” • Trust me... once you start, all your concerns and worries will fly out the door as you “go to town” enjoying every minute of this savory sweetness. The one thing I don’t know is what the name of the sandwich actually means. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ If you read this far... share your story about Ike’s or tell me about your favorite “sandwich” spot @therealikes #ikesloveandsandwiches #menageatrois #mouthwatering #sweetness #goingtotown #honey #sharingiscaring #enoughtogoaround #moist #delicous #ikessandwiches #foodie #california #bayarea #halal #chicken #pepperjack #cheddar #swiss #bestsandwich #live #love #play #ohyouthought #heynow #younasty #getyourmindoutofthegutter #myeyesareuphere #sowedoingthisornah 🤓 @ap.appetite
If you have ever gone car camping with me you probably know what’s in this Dutch oven. Any guesses? 😬 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #camping #ampingforcamping #cooking #cook #dutchoven #dutchovencooking #dutchovenrecipes #notthatdutchoven #getyourmindoutofthegutter
G'on head and tap that like button if you know from first hand experience that a handful of black bubbles is not a bad way to start a Friday night... Haaaa!!! 😅🤐 . . . #dontatme #cheeky #getyourmindoutofthegutter #LOL #bubble #tea #getyousome #gimmesome #sugar #yum #snack #😜 #NYC #hilarious #funnygirl #comedienne #😇 #🤑 #😏 #😘 #🤓 #🤡 #😅 #⚰#💯#✋🏽
"I bring up Trump, they change the topic. I got a 19 and it fold up in my pocket" - Drake . . . I have to admit this gem was created from a fav friend who wishes to remain anonymous. And I ain't no Feinstein. @tagsfriend . . #carryeverywhere #everydaycarry #edc #2a #secondamendment #glock #glock19 #folder #foldyboi #fullconceal #drake #kanye #kanywwest #negro #cnn #news #media #outlet #ban #offended #traderjoes #yoga #resist #meme #dank #shotshow2019
I get asked why I eat pineapple everyday not only do I love it but here are some Heath Facts too 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾#eatpineapple #pineapplepussy #thatswhatyallthinking #eatfruit #getyourmindoutofthegutter #lol #remembertomindyourbusiness #dontlikewhatipostunfollowme #byefelicia #iloveme #imsweet
Frog pose with one knee on the mat and one knee on a blanket so it can slide = some of the most amazing hip unwinding ever. I’m not consciously doing any of these micro movements. Adding this to the daily frog stretch for sure! (Video actual speed. That’s getting to unwinding FAST.) #getyourmindoutofthegutter #yogaeverydamnday #frogpose #mandukasana #unwinding #myofascialunwinding #hipopener #yogaprops #yogisofinstagram #yoga #homepractice
She obviously doesnt....thank God my neighbors can fix their own sinks...lmao #thankspornhub #getyourmindoutofthegutter
It’s great to recycle, reduce, and/or reuse some types of rubber. #bnt #tires #tubes #getyourmindoutofthegutter #recycle
Out of the black womb 🕸 #madbjs #getyourmindoutofthegutter
When you treat yourself to a blowy that lasts all of 2 mins........................................ in the London weather! #blowy #bigblowy #blowytime #loveabitofblue #imeantblowdry #getyourmindoutofthegutter #blowout #volume #shamelessselfie #bighairdontcare
Super grateful for crunchy friends! I had every intention of making Elderberry Syrup this October to boost our immune systems before Fall Break, and I totally lost track of time...I mean it is still summer weather here. Thank god @jcieps is a rockstar in the elderberry syrup making department!! . . . #friendswithbenefits #getyourmindoutofthegutter #alittlehippyalittlehood #mypeeps #elderberrysyrup
Ahh the magic of deadlifts. The coach that taught me to pull said that the posterior chain was the strongest muscle group in the body, because it’s the one used in “propagation of the species.” You can probably figure it out 😎 I tend to keep my legs a little straight to hit hamstrings harder. Also those over the ear headphones sound great, but I am I alone in saying they make my ears really hot? #fitnessmotivation #fitness #pickupheavyshit #fitover30 #elephantears #youknowwhattheysayaboutguyswithbigears #theyremorepronetofrostbite #getyourmindoutofthegutter
When you’re known for your rim jobs and just the right amount of head #barlife #getyourmindoutofthegutter #shipyardpumpkinhead #cinnamon #sugar #caramel #beer #fall #pumpkin
Nothing like a cutting board full of hot delicious marinated meat! #getyourmindoutofthegutter #chickenshawarma #tzatziki #stuffedpita #foodporn
#Repost @ruthcrofty ・・・ “In every walk in nature one receives far more than he seeks” ~ John Muir #inspoquote #getyourmindoutofthegutter #trailrunning
Um, just what exactly is this supposed to hold? Lol #youhadonejob #dirtymind #getyourmindoutofthegutter #instagay #rainbowwarriorhayes
“In every walk in nature one receives far more than he seeks” ~ John Muir #inspoquote #getyourmindoutofthegutter
We've got a hickory tree in the front yard that's dropping hundreds of nuts every day. It's been quite labor intensive busting all the nuts so I can hang these nut sacks out to dry for a few weeks. Hopefully the work will all be worth it when I've got enough nuts to munch on for the next year.
That lady photobombing was my face the entire time Dr. Oz spoke #hedoesyogaeverymorning #andhelikesnuts #imtalkingcashews #getyourmindoutofthegutter
A great day was had by all @grantsfarm. I am especially happy with this Kodak moment I snapped! 🤣#getyourmindoutofthegutter #kodak #3yearsold #dirtybaby
I absolutely love this crew! 💜 #DTF #dowtownfriday #getyourmindoutofthegutter #pervert
Happy Friday!!! 🍾🥂 #Repost @aandatitle with @get_repost ・・・ Nothing better than getting you #paid before the #weekend ! #Friday is our second favorite #fword . #Funding is our #favorite ! #closingday #abc #alwaysbeclosing #closed #happyfriday #realtors #realtors #realestate #titlepros #closingsmadeeasy #getyourmindoutofthegutter
How was your first time? People! #getyourmindoutofthegutter Watch till the end and be sure to exercise your rights 😁
Today’s harvest from my garden. Mes carottes goûtent comme celles à Mémère🤗🥕💚 . #intruder #gardening #eatlocal #growyourown
Happy 34th Birthday to my amazing husband. Hope you have the most amazing day. I'll give you your present when you get home #tooearlytogetup #getyourmindoutofthegutter #hadtousethisphoto #yourwelcomebabe #workingonyourbirthdayshouldbeillegal
I’ve never seen a 24-inch one #engineeringscale #getyourmindoutofthegutter
A little bendy nose doze, in a postprandial repose. 🖤 #blackgreyhoundsdoitbest #getyourmindoutofthegutter #mhherbsdelight #rescuednotretired #protectdogs #yeson13 [that's Nov. 6th election, Florida Amendment 13 to ban wagering on dog racing]
Following my previous post... friends with benefits means i now look like this again.. #friendswithbenefits #getyourmindoutofthegutter #happyplace #witches #marmaladebath #lushbathbomb 💛🧙‍♀️💛
Saved a bunch of cash by making my own ragun. Dont mind the full chicken in the back #gainz This thing is amazing! Awesome recovery for heavy lift days. #homemade #massage #getyourmindoutofthegutter #ryobi #ball #muscle #recovery #yas #nice #feelgood #relax #$$$ #pasty #white #needatan #gains #westcoast #vancouverisland #campbellriver #chicken
Practice makes passable and lifelong dedication gives you carpal-tunnel syndrome but it’s worth it #blessed 🙏 #myhandshurt #fromdrawing #getyourmindoutofthegutter #perv #haha #watercolor #prismacolor #whats #inktober #sketch #study #sargent #dadjokesfordays
Antici—☝️wait for it—pation. #cleanandjerk #tacotuesday .. .. .. Really great session with @press_hard_be_humble yesterday! Kettlebells, deadlifts (155x3; 135x5) and finished with more clean and jerk practice. Right now I’m sitting at 55# clean and jerk but my jerk is pretty sloppy still. 😏 #getyourmindoutofthegutter #crossfitlife .. .. .. #fitness #fit #fitchick #fitnurse #fitfam #fitlife #fitnessaddict #fitandnerdy #workout #bootcamp #maniac #spartan #aroo #nopainnogain #presshard #behumble #phbh @livesore #livesore #livesoreambassador #livesorenation #embracethepain #doyouevenliftbro
Warming my clay in nature's pockets! #mykneepits #youperv #getyourmindoutofthegutter
Has everyone met Bobert? He keeps me warm at night 😏😍🎠🌈 #unicorn #unicornlove #feeltheheat #getyourmindoutofthegutter #thehornisplatonic
Only the finest artificial turf. Please and thank you. . . . #macyfrontandcenter #goodgrass #forfetch #ofcourse #getyourmindoutofthegutter
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