Election night calls for a stiff drink. Compliment the sweet, sweet feeling of handing over your ballot with of a ginger peach mojito, topped with @dillonsdistills ginger bitters 🍑🍃 Click the link in bio for the recipe!
This is called COMMITMENT! How much do you love Heavy Metal and Halloween?!? I got my straightjacket dress in the mail and have a bit of work to do on the mask still...head wrap, chains, and some paint to dull it. I will not have myself strapped in all night so I can atleast move my arms to drink and use the facilities! Just need to drill on hole on the mask that I can stick a straw into! Will need my boyfriend to handle my money and purchase drinks all night! Lol The straightjacket dress requires a personal dressing attendant 🤣 but I love this dress from @misfitzalternativewear !!! I am so glad it arrived on time before this weekend! I am so pumped up to see my vision is coming along nicely as the @quietriotband guy! Although I think I will call myself The Metal Health Maiden! 🤔 Let’s just say that this is what happens kids when your sick of looking pretty and your pinup makeup, hair, and clothing goes array and you loose your shit and just go crazy! Tired of the sweet sexy box people like to put me in so I’m letting the crazy out! 🤟🏻🤟🏻🤟🏻 because...🎶I’m an axegrinder pile driver mother says that never never mind her! Got no brains I’m insane! The teacher says that I’m one big pain! 🎶🤟🏻 now I just need to find the right photographer to recreate the cover photo for real! #quietriot#metalhealth#heavymetal#straightjacket#darkpinup#pinupgonemad#pinupmodel#scarysexy#madness#ineedadrink#halloween#letsgetcrazy#bangyourhead
¡Mi Perro Loco!
I originally posted this one year ago today. When I take Ike to Grant Elementary to play Frisbee he mostly walks backwards across the blacktop en route to the playing field. (This portion of rec time is perhaps my favorite — Ike charms the daylights out of me during it.) "He backs up just like a horse!" my dad would say. All of my border collies have done this. Not all of God's creatures do you know: kangaroos, alligators, penguins, and emus cannot and that's just getting started. I think my dogs walk backwards so that they can see where they've been. I think I'll start doing it too. I need a better idea of where I've been.
Today has been a roller coaster of emotions for us! My allergies are killing me, I’m emotional, tired and it’s just not been a good day. Zoey was woken up early by the dogs barking downstairs at 9am, which put her in a bad mood! She was crying saying no one ever lets her sleep in peace and yes I told my 5 yr old to get over herself! I had a dress appointment in SA at 3, last minute as I’m grabbing my things to go, she says she wants a snack. I put goldfish in a small cup for her and start walking to the car and she says I’m big now I can hold my own stuff. Big girl gets to the car and puts one foot in and spills all the damn goldfish in the car! I tell her it’s ok accidents happen. After my appointment we go to target so she can spend her birthday money. I get us both Starbucks because that’s just what we do when we get to target lol! Literally 5 minutes after this picture she drops her coffee in the middle of the isle and then lets out the loudest ugliest cry! So there I am trying to get my kid quiet, trying to find an employee and also trying to make sure no one falls! Fast forward and we are on our way home. Zo decides she wants apples and a lemonade from McDonald’s (yes she’s weird and doesn’t like their actual food). We get home, she unbuckles and goes to grab her drink, she drops it and now I have lemonade EVERYWHERE! I’m livid by this point, like steam coming out of my ears mad! I tell her to go inside and don’t touch anything!! I finish cleaning up the car and then go inside, make a hot cup of lavender tea and finally sit on the couch. She comes crawling in my lap and says can we cuddle and watch a movie? I say yes and then she looks up at me with her big brown eyes and says I’m sorry mama I love you! And cue the water works!😭 I always tell her that accidents happen and everyone has a rough day from time to time and that it’s ok, but sometimes we have bad days on the same day and I let my emotions get the best of me! Those are days I feel like I fail as a parent and those are the days I hate myself, and those are also the days I have to tell myself, a bad day doesn’t make you a bad mom!❤️
I can't remember the last time I said "I need a drink" after a long day.... But today was one of those days!
After drinking this together... I might say it a little more aften! 😉
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🖤seek your vendetta by then i'll be gone 🖤
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We played hard but just could NOT pull off the win. Smh 😂😂⚰️⚰️ #INeedADrink and now with the Cooper talks I want to jump out of a first story window. Lordy Gruden #Raiders
So I've had my fair share of terror this weekend. Heard a really loud pop, smelled smoke and went into my laundry room/closet to a small electrical fire behind the sheet rock. Got Aidan outside, called 911, called apartment maintenance, way not a happy fun occurrence. I had no idea sheet rock could glow.
So, this week sometime I will be working from home while they tear out the walls and rewire everything and hopefully I'll get the smell of melting plastic and burning wall out of the apartment. I'm just tired of surprises and stress.
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Time to go home dinna, sleep and work. Someone toss me a drink. #ineedadrink