⛈ It’s winter storm # forever, and all classes are ON. ❄️ * *#snowglobeyoga
is a registered trademark of FitCo incorporated, a division of Monsanto, a division of Halliburton (heretofore the “Corporation”). Teachers cannot use the term #snowglobeyoga
without express written permission of the Corporation. All violators will be prosecuted to the highest extent of the law, despite the fact that their average starting pay for yoga teachers is $25 hour.
* The Corporation is not responsible for any harm, bodily or otherwise, resulting from the practice of #Snowglobeyoga
. * Do not stand too near an individual in #Snowglobeyoga
, or stare too closely into any whirling limbs. * The Corporation cannot - at any time - guarantee the cooperation of the weather in regards to #Snoglobeyoga
. The Corporation is not responsible for any Acts of God - yet.
* Resemblance of #Snoglobeyoga
to any actual historical or religious practice is merely a coincidence. * The Corporation does not endorse nor promote any statements herein from its sponsored teachers. * Care to join our team? Tag @danapremayoga
for 30 days, and you might win a tote*! * 😁👜😁
* Said “Tote” is not guaranteed to actually tote anything.