Please stop staring at my belly because I just got married and you think I might be pregnant.
If and when we do get pregnant one day, Jarrod and I will be ecstatic to share our exciting news in our own time.
I am finally comfortable in my own skin, and not obsessing about what I eat and weigh, which used to consume my life and had dire consequences for my health. As a result, I have developed a bit of a soft and squishy coating. I am proud of how far I’ve come, and so relieved that I get to enjoy my health and happiness.
So stop staring at my belly.
Your assumptions and judgement will only bring me down.
Don’t ask me if we’re pregnant.
We don’t need the stress and pressure to make a big life-changing decision.
To be frank - it’s my body and none of your business.
(a slightly squishier) Laura
P.S. bonus funny meme
just 2 peas in a juul pod 👯♀️
Me making my new boss take Instagrams for me while he simultaneously hopes it’s not going to be like this on every business trip (it is). Also, I’m still waddling from this meal here. #notpregnantjusteatinggood
Can’t believe I never posted this. The day of my show VS the day after 😂 THE BLOAT IS REAL. This is what happens when you deprive your body of water, tamper with sodium and carbs for an entire week and then eat like a normal person. After my 2nd show I ate chicken wings and alcohol... and that was the result. 🐓🍹#mypoorbody #prepproblems #totalmindf*ck #notpregnantjusteatinggood
BIG cinnamon roll girl right here. This beautiful one is from Scrambled Jakes in Knoxville!! // thx! @erinmahoneyyy
HI soz back for a hot minute just to say yes we rlly did that 🤗 I love you sister! Seeing you grow into your own being and truly come to love your amazing body has been such a thrilling experience 🍀 I’m so glad you’re embracing your womanly body that is capable of so many beautiful things 💫 there is nothing to be ashamed of...love yourself and only good things will come ❤️🌬 ( p.s we ate lots of mexican food 🤓🤰🏻 #NOTPREGNANTJUSTEATINGGOOD
) ok bye hehe 🥰
Although I'm sick, I love this chick.
I knew from day 1 she'd change my life. She owns me and this is to make sure she knows it. #idontpostoftenbutwhenido
. She will be the perfect mother one day because she already is the perfect wife and dog mom :p #wegowayback
2 years and a month. Sorry MS/LA but these have been the best two years. I get carried away holding you. You balance me and make me feel whole. You are my American dream @coollizzy
and I trust you with everything I have. You have bewitched me body and soul.. And I love you. More than you know. Don't ever change.
And for whoever made it through reading this, you can hurl now :p #pda #forevergirl #dreaminofyou #letmebeclear #notpregnantjusteatinggood
Sister squad meetup at @burger_republic
!! First picture is the shroomin’ burger, second is the taco truck burger, third is tater tot fondue and last is our milkshakes! I’d recommend the cookie butter shake #yum
Vánoční forma 😂🎄
Nejsem těhotná v první řadě 👆Ale tuhle realitu vám málo kdo ukáže, ale tak to prostě je 🤷♀️ Odkazuju na holky, který mi třeba píšou a sypou se z toho, že nemají nejplošší břicho. Tak tady to máte, já ho dneska taky plochý neměla 😂 Zato jsem si ale užila Krásnej den 😍
#czechgirl #cheatday #iphoneonly #notpregnantjusteatinggood #babyfood #eating