#ThePintSizedPugilist

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#ThePeoplesChamp : Ahhh, living the good life. #ThePintSizedPugilist : Let me get some cucumber slices and part of that chair.
You’re looking at the 5 most important women in my life. Karmela, the original gangsta, is my strength. Without her, I would probably be rocking naked in the corner of a rubber room, speaking gibberish. I’d like to say she doesn’t say much, which would be cliche and certainly not true. Karm frequently reminds me, not so subtlety, of life’s harsh realities; declaratively stating , “your ducks will never be in a row”, “eat yogurt with your antibiotics”, “ask how I’m doing!”, “the world doesn’t revolve around Joel” — and my personal favorite - “don’t be a pussy”. Thanks Mom! Mediocrity is not an option because you push me to my limits. Then there is my better half, Ileana Bugsy Diaz. She’s a tough broad like my mom. She calls me out when I’m being weak - and comforts me when I need a little extra loving. She is THE BEST MOM to our two sweet, smart, sassy daughters - #ThePeoplesChamp and #ThePintSizedPugilist . She’s caring, loving, sometimes a huge pain in the ass ... but always a force of good and strength. Lastly, my beloved Mabel Rose. She’s my OD - original daughter. While I know she’d leave me in a heartbeat for a juicy ribeye 🥩 , she has also taught me infinite lessons about motherhood. Rose 🌹 brings out my best qualities; selflessness, compassion, empathy and desire to feed. I unapologetically tell #ThePeoplesChamp and #ThePintSizedPugilist that Mabel came out of my tummy - and, at this point, we all believe it’s true. Until you become a dad, it’s tough to truly appreciate ALL OF YOU MOMS. #HappyMothersDay
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Say it again, bit#* ass mother%*^#*! I absolutely dare you. #Gangsta #ThugLife
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Yo, I’m just thinking for a minute. Got a problem with that? #Intellectual #BackOff
#Sunday night #dad fun with #ThePintSizedPugilist and a plastic #bee #BUGS
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I feel so tough, I may start a fight at the pool. #JiuJitsu #StreetFighter #Badass
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Hey hey hey. You just got some of that seaweed in my eye. #ThePeoplesChamp : Sucks to be you. #Miami #Sand #Beach
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Ain’t a worry in the world. Except how to bug my dad. #AbsentBug #MomGone
#ThePeoplesChamp : When you’re 2’9” it’s like flying private. #ThePintSizedPugilist : Speak for yourself. #AmericanAirlines #Miami
#ThePeoplesChamp : Damn, I love when dad takes us for #dinner . #ThePintSizedPugilist : It’s about the only thing he’s good at #ALadysGotToEat
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Why in the hell do they make kids wear these corny-ass smocks? #ThePeoplesChamp : Tell me about it. But, at least we’re getting these dead ends chopped at the beauty pah-luh. #Beauty #Locks #Model #Hair
#ThePeoplesChamp : If it’s Sunday night ... #ThePintSizedPugilist : IT’S DIRTY DIAPER RACING #DiaperDerby
#ThePintSizedPugilist : El Salvador has been a deeply religious experience for me. #JesusCristo
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I like it. I do. But, it sort of reminds me of the ankle monitor I used to have to wear. #ThugLife
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Cruisin’ with mama in #ElSalvador
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Have a #Coke and a smile. As long as you ain’t snortin’ nuthin.
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Dammmnnnn, these #Salvadoreans know how to live. #DonutsForMiles
#ThePeoplesChamp : I’m telling you, I can’t stand this dude. #ThePintSizedPugilist : threatening not to let us swim unless we smile. F that. #Beach #ElSalvador #CentralAmerica
#ThePintSizedPugilist : At least I don’t juice myself to the gills, LANCE. #cheater #TourDeFrance #Training
#ThePintSizedPugilist : And you idiots thought you had to go to #CostaRica to #zipline
#ThePintSizedPugilist : STAND BACK. Or, I’ll smear this #Nutella EVERYWHERE
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Screw the circus. This corn is delicious AF. #yum
#ThePintSizedPugilist : We paid for this junk? I see this at home every night. #Circus #circuseverydamnday
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Lipstick applied... let’s tear up this #Purim party. #Chabad #Circus
#ThePeoplesChamp : Can you believe dad teaches us this crap? #ThePintSizedPugilist : Better than the ABCs, a total waste of time. #Toddlers #LifeCoach
#ThePeoplesChamp : I’m more gangsta #ThePintSizedPugilist : I make Easy E look like Ferris Bueller. #LAWinter #65Degrees
#ThePeoplesChamp : Dad told me to keep an eye out for mountain lions. #ThePintSizedPugilist : You’re both idiots. #Tucson
#ThePeoplesChamp : Our dad is like a vulture always annoying the crap out of us for pictures #ThePintSizedPugilist : F him.
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I just can’t believe how big those bull ba%*s are! Dang! #Tucson #Rodeo
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I don’t know WHAT the hell these guys next to me are wearing. #whatever
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Have I heard of John Bonham? Of course, you think I was born yesterday? #LedZeppelin can kiss my ass!
#ThePeoplesChamp : Take the damn pic so we can go to the #Tucson #rodeo #ThePintSizedPugilist : Giddy Up, bi#%es!!!
Roses for #MabelRose and, of course, for my V and Z. #Flowers #Dad #ThePeoplesChamp #ThePintSizedPugilist
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Delirium is setting in. And this jackass has a camera on my nose. #RoadTrip
#ThePintSizedPugilist : sh*# I’m losing my mind in here. #RoadTrip #ClickItOrGetATicket #Arizona
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I ain’t going to be smiling for long. Get me the f%#* out of this seat. #Arizona #RoadTrip
#ThePeoplesChamp : I wore it better. #ThePintSizedPugilist : My ass you did. #RoadTrip #Arizona
#ThePeoplesChamp : I’m tired of this chump asking for pictures all the time. This is what the dumbass gets. #ThePintSizedPugilist : Screw #ValentinesDay . I hate these corny #hearts
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Someone at skool told me he’s great at prison tats (long story). But, if you want my opinion, I think he sucks. #Prison #HardTime #Toddlers
#ThePintSizedPugilist : get these damn dogs off my face. I don’t give a crap that my face is covered in #Cheetos .
#ThePeoplesChamp : Why does Mabel get a better cake than us? #ThePintSizedPugilist : Yeah, why? Dad: Next question... #DadLife #DogLife #MabelAppleAlanRoseJohnsonSmithIIIWaldman
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Dad is so annoying, he tires the crap out of me #ThePeoplesChamp : You telling me? #DadLife
#ThePeoplesChamp : You snagged $20 from dad's wallet? #ThePintSizedPugilist : Hells to the yeah! #ThePeoplesChamp : High five, broad. Taught you well.
#ThePeoplesChamp : Hurry, get in here. We can hide from dad. #ThePintSizedPugilist : I'm in. It is kind of embarrassing that that two bit nothing burger snowflake created us. But he ain't so bad. #DadProblems
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Move your ass over #ThePeoplesChamp : Shut up and go to bed.
#ThePeoplesChamp : How 'bout we make some friggin' money instead ... #ThePintSizedPugilist : Yeah, I'm sick of dad telling our asses what to do ... #ThePeoplesChamp : Money equals freedom
This lady stole my heart. Gonna miss the momma of #thepeopleschamp & #thepintsizedpugilist more than she knows! #myspiritanimal @ileanamdiaz #nashville #districttodixie