#ThePintSizedPugilist

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#ThePintsizedPugilist : Coming for you #LanceArmstrong ... but, I’m no cheater. Look at my #muscles #fitness #cycling
#ThePintSizedPugilist : A handful of #bling for the #BirthdayGirl
HAPPIEST 3RD BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY ... #ThePintSizedPugilist ... She’s the smartest, sassiest, silly broad I know. I’d take a bullet for her without blinking ... LOVE YOU, PINT. #ZiziElyse
#ThePeoplesChamp : Why does #dad dress us like #Mennonites ? #ThePintSizedPugilist : You mean #Amish ? #ThePeoplesChamp : No.
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I love me an apple 🍎. They say it keeps the doctor away. #ThePeoplesChamp : That’s a tomater, knucklehead. #Tomato #Delicious #Fruit
#ThePeoplesChamp : Hey, that dad’s pants are falling off! #ThePintSizedPugilist : Pull your pants up DOPE! #dad #lowhanging #gangsta
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I love being princess Repunzel. #ThePeoplesChamp : But, I don’t get why we live live in some crappy condo and not an enchanted forrest? #princesses #Repunzel #ElenaOfAvalor #Tiara
#ThePeoplesChamp : On your mark. Get set ... #ThePintSizedPugilist : GO, sucka! #racing #sisters #besties
#ThePeoplesChamp : I’m scarred. #ThePintSizedPugilist : Dad gave us crappy, burned #pizza . #Gourmet #Dining
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I don’t look like the Fonz! I don’t even know who the hell that is! #ThePeoplesChamp : I think it’s because our #leather is so sweet. #Sisters #Fashion #Headbands
#ThePeoplesChamp : Let’s do a Higgyback #ThePintSizedPugilist : It’s #piggyback ... and it’s a double #sisters
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Damn, your #hair is crazzzzy! #ThePeoplesChamp : You ever look in the mirror?! #Style #Sisters #GirlPower #Fashion
#ThePintSizedPugilist : My tongue is longer #Dad : Mine! #Daughter #Tennis
#ThePeoplesChamp : Damn, he’s so annoying? #ThePintSizedPugilist : Dad minds our biz bc he’s got no life. #Voodoo #HighHeels #DressUp #Tennis #Balls
#ThePintSizedPugilist :: It ain’t my makeup! #Dad : Ain’t mine either. But, I know someone who is going to be pissed. #ThePintSizedPugilist : You wear makeup? Dad: Sometimes #makeup #TV #fashion
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Your beard tickles. Dad: That’s what #ThePeoplesChamp said ... you know I’m just funny. Admit it. #DaddysGirls #Beards
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I can’t believe #dad dragged us to the car wash! #ThePeoplesChamp : I could be home meditating #Zen #Stress
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Where you at @nickdiaz209 ? Just peed myself at park so I’m using your dumb shirt as a dress. #embarrassing #UFC #209
#Dad : A family that dresses up together stays together #ThePintSizedPugilist : We’re embarrassed to call you DAD #ThePeoplesChamp : Seriously ...
#ThePintSizedPugilist : It’s a little tough to breathe. Not gonna lie.
#ThePintSizedPugilist : How do we get one of these in our bedroom? #ThePeoplesChamp : Easy. Offer dad a Hershey’s bar. He’s a fat ass who loves #chocolate
#ThePeoplesChamp : Going to see the REAL-life #Elsa and #Ana ... #ThePintSizedPugilist : Not the fake ass movie crap #Frozen
#ThePeoplesChamp : I plié... #ThePintSizedPugilist : All friggin’ day! #ballet #dance
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Stick a fork in it. I’m done. #toddler
#ThePeoplesChamp : Why we wasting our time at skool? #ThePintSizedPugilist : I don’t know. Zuckerberg and Gates didn’t deal with this crap. They made dough. #1stdayofschool #WiseSchool
#ThePeoplesChamp : Dad snapping photos again ... #ThePintSizedPugilist : I’m gonna smash that phone of his #SocialMediaKills
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Dayum, never seen so much water. #ThePeoplesChamp : 93 trillion gallons, to be exact. The 2nd deepest lake in #America , 11th in the world. #LakeTahoe
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Yo, champ, why you wearing a life jacket? #ThePeoplesChamp : If dad comes I’m booting into the water where he can’t get me. #LakeTahoe #DadLife
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Why do you keep telling me this is real?! You’re a sicko! #LakeTahoe #Bears
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Sh%t dad, 3000 #burpees is way too much. #fitness
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I’m trying to get my #namaste on in the #zen garden ... #ThePeoplesChamp : And this jackass keeps telling us to strike a pose. LOSER!
#ThePeoplesChamp : Yo, it’s the last day of camp! Thank heavens! Tired of this damn heat. #ThePintSizedPugilist : Now you get to spend ALL DAY, EVERYDAY with us papa-roo. And, we’re going to make your life friggin’ miserable. #Besties #Summer #Camp
#ThePintSizedPugilist : It’s hot as hell in #Cali . So I gots to stay hydrated. #Water #Life #Fitness
#ThePintSizedPugilist : We won fair and square. #ThePeoplesChamp : No fake ass trophy crap for us. #WINorGOHOME
#ThePeoplesChamp : I wouldn’t look at her, dad. #ThePintSizedPugilist : I’ll kill you ... with my eyes. #Vacay
#ThePintSizedPugilist : If this guys takes one more pic..... #ThePeoplesChamp : I’m running his ass over now. #Cadillac #Escalade
#ThePeoplesChamp : Floor it! #ThePintSizedPugilist : This guy thinks just because he bought me an #Escalade , I won’t crash it. Just to piss him off. #Cadillac
#ThePeoplesChamp : So cool. Dad took us to our very first crime scene. #ThePintSizedPugilist : You realize he’s a sick bastard, right? #DadLife #Journalism #MomsJob
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I walk like a rabbi who just finished a Talmud retreat. So? So, what?
#ThePeoplesChamp : Getting my #meditation 🧘‍♂️ in at the #LAZoo #ThePintSizedPugilist : Shut up! I’m trying to #meditate #NAMASTE #OM
#ThePeoplesChamp : Scrub a dub dub ... #ThePintSizedPugilist : Why the hell is dad in #Vegas ? #ThePeoplesChamp : Screw him. Who needs that deadbeat? He misses ALL the fun. #FamilyFun
#ThePeoplesChamp : Ahhh, living the good life. #ThePintSizedPugilist : Let me get some cucumber slices and part of that chair.
You’re looking at the 5 most important women in my life. Karmela, the original gangsta, is my strength. Without her, I would probably be rocking naked in the corner of a rubber room, speaking gibberish. I’d like to say she doesn’t say much, which would be cliche and certainly not true. Karm frequently reminds me, not so subtlety, of life’s harsh realities; declaratively stating , “your ducks will never be in a row”, “eat yogurt with your antibiotics”, “ask how I’m doing!”, “the world doesn’t revolve around Joel” — and my personal favorite - “don’t be a pussy”. Thanks Mom! Mediocrity is not an option because you push me to my limits. Then there is my better half, Ileana Bugsy Diaz. She’s a tough broad like my mom. She calls me out when I’m being weak - and comforts me when I need a little extra loving. She is THE BEST MOM to our two sweet, smart, sassy daughters - #ThePeoplesChamp and #ThePintSizedPugilist . She’s caring, loving, sometimes a huge pain in the ass ... but always a force of good and strength. Lastly, my beloved Mabel Rose. She’s my OD - original daughter. While I know she’d leave me in a heartbeat for a juicy ribeye 🥩 , she has also taught me infinite lessons about motherhood. Rose 🌹 brings out my best qualities; selflessness, compassion, empathy and desire to feed. I unapologetically tell #ThePeoplesChamp and #ThePintSizedPugilist that Mabel came out of my tummy - and, at this point, we all believe it’s true. Until you become a dad, it’s tough to truly appreciate ALL OF YOU MOMS. #HappyMothersDay
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Say it again, bit#* ass mother%*^#*! I absolutely dare you. #Gangsta #ThugLife
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Yo, I’m just thinking for a minute. Got a problem with that? #Intellectual #BackOff
#Sunday night #dad fun with #ThePintSizedPugilist and a plastic #bee #BUGS
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I feel so tough, I may start a fight at the pool. #JiuJitsu #StreetFighter #Badass
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Hey hey hey. You just got some of that seaweed in my eye. #ThePeoplesChamp : Sucks to be you. #Miami #Sand #Beach
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Ain’t a worry in the world. Except how to bug my dad. #AbsentBug #MomGone
#ThePeoplesChamp : When you’re 2’9” it’s like flying private. #ThePintSizedPugilist : Speak for yourself. #AmericanAirlines #Miami
#ThePeoplesChamp : Damn, I love when dad takes us for #dinner . #ThePintSizedPugilist : It’s about the only thing he’s good at #ALadysGotToEat
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Why in the hell do they make kids wear these corny-ass smocks? #ThePeoplesChamp : Tell me about it. But, at least we’re getting these dead ends chopped at the beauty pah-luh. #Beauty #Locks #Model #Hair
#ThePeoplesChamp : If it’s Sunday night ... #ThePintSizedPugilist : IT’S DIRTY DIAPER RACING #DiaperDerby
#ThePintSizedPugilist : El Salvador has been a deeply religious experience for me. #JesusCristo
#ThePintSizedPugilist : I like it. I do. But, it sort of reminds me of the ankle monitor I used to have to wear. #ThugLife
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Cruisin’ with mama in #ElSalvador
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Have a #Coke and a smile. As long as you ain’t snortin’ nuthin.
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Dammmnnnn, these #Salvadoreans know how to live. #DonutsForMiles
#ThePeoplesChamp : I’m telling you, I can’t stand this dude. #ThePintSizedPugilist : threatening not to let us swim unless we smile. F that. #Beach #ElSalvador #CentralAmerica
#ThePintSizedPugilist : At least I don’t juice myself to the gills, LANCE. #cheater #TourDeFrance #Training
#ThePintSizedPugilist : And you idiots thought you had to go to #CostaRica to #zipline
#ThePintSizedPugilist : STAND BACK. Or, I’ll smear this #Nutella EVERYWHERE
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Screw the circus. This corn is delicious AF. #yum
#ThePintSizedPugilist : We paid for this junk? I see this at home every night. #Circus #circuseverydamnday
#ThePintSizedPugilist : Lipstick applied... let’s tear up this #Purim party. #Chabad #Circus
#ThePeoplesChamp : Can you believe dad teaches us this crap? #ThePintSizedPugilist : Better than the ABCs, a total waste of time. #Toddlers #LifeCoach
#ThePeoplesChamp : I’m more gangsta #ThePintSizedPugilist : I make Easy E look like Ferris Bueller. #LAWinter #65Degrees
#ThePeoplesChamp : Dad told me to keep an eye out for mountain lions. #ThePintSizedPugilist : You’re both idiots. #Tucson
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