The Secret Life of Pets is the only thing getting a smile out of my son today.
Before bed, I told him what a lovely week off I've had with him.
He responded with a deadpan face, picked up the wet nappy I'd just changed from him, and swiftly twatted me across the face with it.
The newborn days were tough, but as the heavy nappy slapped my cheek, I realised that I am completely unprepared for the shit storm that is having a toddler. 🌪#abandonallhope #toddler #bankholidayfun #assaultbypampers #cherryonthecake