Captured by: terror máximo / yt
Date: December 12, 2018
Location: Normandy, France
I think it's Santa 👽🎅
Can you believe that we are living in a galaxy that is only one of HUNDREDS of galaxies that exist in this universe! Space is literally wild i cant even fathom how large and vast it is! #aliensarereal
We are all self made in some way. 🆗
We are aliens to aliens. 👽🌌
Pizza > Bitches 🍕 the PERFECT couples t shirt 🔥
90's happy maried alians 🤣🤣
Happy birthday, @medusadancer
! Thanks for bein’ on this planet with me 👽🌎🌕
How did Dex & Dale end up at #statefarmstadium
for the #azcardinals
game? Find out below in a new episode of 👽Dex & Dale’s👽 Trippy Alien Tales 🛸 (swipe left after reading for a post mission log)
Ep 2 - Arizona Spaceship
I feel like I can do anything Dex! 🤪 Oh yeah baby😍 this caffeine takes me back to my college years on Saturn’s moons... If you know what I’m saying😉 .🌀.
Dale are you sure asking for a second “Starbuck” was such a good idea? I think I can actually see your eye twitching. 🤨
Let’s go abduct their leader! 🤴 Their big chief! I want their head honcho on my abduction table Dex!! I’m in a probing kinda mood!👽
Dale I’m gonna cut you off there before your eye pops out. I love to abduct a new species just as much as you. But we know nothing of this planet 🌎 or this species 🚶🏻♂️yet and I think it would be logical to run some tests 🧬on common humans first to get to know them. We can also find out who and where their leader is. Then once we are better prepared, we will swoop in undetected.
Alright fine. I heard the caffeine dealers mention something about another spaceship in Glendale Arizona🌞. Something about a cardinal. It might be a good place to start looking.
Another spaceship? 🛸 If there are others like us we must go and find them. According to my notes a Cardinal is a person of great importance in some human religious beliefs.
Which means the other Aliens must have already begun probing these cardinals without us! *Both In unison* To the Arizona Spaceship! .🌀.
TO BE CONTINUED next week on another episode of Dex & Dale’s 👽Trippy Alien Tales!🛸
Do you find mothership maintenance more efficient on the back of a hoodie or on the front? See prior post. Link in BIO to view more.
Is it better to maintain the mothership on the front or back? (See next post as well. Link in bio to view more.)
Hi👋🏻 I 🖤 learning, reading & watching documentaries on all things outer space & #aliens