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Our Cake Of The Week definitely has to this this one from a party #magicwanda went to yesterday! #childrensentertainment #birthdayparty #birthdaycake #cake #porchester #magic #illusion We ‘Wanda’ if it tastes as good as it looks? (I know, I know - #badjokes )
My kids love jokes. (What kid doesn't?? 🤔) But this one, I'm pretty sure I've heard it 100 times this weekend. * We need some new material. What are some of your favorite kid-friendly jokes?. . . . #jokes #neednewmaterial #badjokes #oldjokes #goodjokes #badjokes #goodjokes #wevegotjokes #help #boymom #momlife #askalexa
when a porsche & a merz collide in a car accident, which car has the greatest damage? . . . . . . . . . mercedes . . . cos mercedes bends... 😂😂😂😅 #singapore #sg #porsche #badjokes #puns #asia #southeastasia #seasia #cars
Why did the biker cross the road? #zzr600 #badjokes #hashtag #letsgetrolling #bikelife
Tag a friend that likes puns ❤️ || @jokes_ave
Are we trying to get the hill to grove to ski flying dimensions (Budget Solutions inc) or is the heat wave so serious the ski jumpers just combine jumping & water fun #rukanordic #coordinatesofnature #rukakuusamo #rukafinland #skijumping #badjokes
I think ima go vegan
I knew he was a Reader, but turns out he is a Hiker too.
P.S.A.!!! The Party,SamuraiPunkPirates! have lost our beloved Pete! If you find our chicken it's ok to choke him. It's okay to pet him. It's even okay to beat him from time to time. Trust us he actually likes it. As you can tell from his picture he's a little rough around the edges anyway. Just please don't cut him up or eat him. He still needs some good ol TLC. Poor fellas probably out there running around scared and all alone so, if you catch him, treat him right.#partysamuraipunkpirates #captainatreyuvonbarondestroy #petethechicken #badhumor #badjokes #tastless #tastlesshumour #tastlessjokes #tastlessgentlemen #dirty #dirtyhumor #dirtyheads @vikethemiking
"I can resist everything but temptation" #storecupboard #nhslife #badjokes
All you dads out there, now is your chance to bring out your best material! Show us some of your best (or worst) dad jokes below in the comments. You only have one day! #HappyFathersDay 🤣 . . . . . #ascontracting #professional #fathersday #yes #dad #dads #fathers #day #dadjokes #baddadjokes #badjokes #funny #oneday #hilarious #contractorsofinsta #joking #dadsday
Gladly sacrificing a few moments of my generous nap time, to bring you all a #jokeoftheweek ! Happy Father’s Day, everyone! . . . . . . #joke #jokes #funny #puns #punny #pun #badjoke #badjokes #dadjokes #dadjoke #goodjoke #goodjokes #comedy #comedyvideo #fathersday
Just found this old photo from my 26th birthday. A LOT has changed since then... except @emmajblake still rides bigger horses than me (and looks much more stylish whilst doing it). Oh, and we're still "mucking" through life together 😉. #horsesmakemehappy #somefriendshipsneverchange #beingshowntheropes #masterandapprentice #lookingbacklookingforward #badjokes #trainingwheels #rockingwellies #cobbs #whoneedsmenwhenyouhavehorses
In honor of Father’s Day, let’s share our best/worst dad jokes Q: how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? A: ten tickles Get it? Tentacles! 😂😂😂 happy Father’s Day everyone!! . . . . . . #dadjokes #happyfathersday #fathersday #fathersday2018 #octopus #🐙 #badjokes #punny #amigurumioctopus #amigurumilove #crochetersofig #cutestagram
Today we celebrate everything Dad.....Dad bods, Dad dancing and my particular favourite DAD JOKES! I’ve grown up with a father who finds himself inexcusably funny and LOVES a cheesy joke or pun, and let’s just say the apple hasn’t fallen far from the proverbial tree. Problem is I’m shite at remembering jokes and even shiter at telling them, so I was never going to win this contest, but this definitely wasn’t about the winning for me, it was ALL about the taking part. We got given a selection of the ‘Worlds Best Dad Jokes’.....(apaz.) The rest of this vid can be found on my Facebook. It’s equally as cringe inducing. Much like my Dad. God love him. #fathersday #daddydaddyfool #daddyslittlegirl #dadjokes #badjokes #joker #jokes #jokesfordays #instagram #daddy #dadbod #dad #father #memories #bad #daddancing #instadad #igers #instafun #instafunny #instacringe #cringe
No pussyfooting around this one. It's a pure Monday feeling. #badjokes #badpuns #puns #mondayitis #mondaymood #monday #catmemes #contentmarketing
. I kick it root bound! I put my root bound! I kick it root bound, I put my root bound. So, how we gonna kick it? . . . Gonna kick it root down. #gardening #sundayfunday with @rides_and_rivers #rain #roots #durango #colorado #rad #weekend #vibes #garden #getdirty #dirt #beastieboys #forever love #badjokes
Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas!!! #joke #dadjoke #mountains #mountain #badjokes #itsbeenalongday #jokes #jokeoftheday
What do you call a skep Italian neighborhood? The SpaGhetto. 🍝🏢😁😂 #dadjokes #happyfathersday #dads #fathers #comedy #badjokes
What did the sea say when Georgia said Hello... Nothing it just waved 👋 #BadJokes #Waves #Sea #Splashy #Beach #Running #PlayingCatchWithTheWaves
We've all got dad jokes that make our friends groan in annoyance. Celebrate dad's everywhere today by telling us your best (worst) dad jokes and terrible puns! #fathersday #fathersday2018 #dads #dadjokes #puns #badjokes #fathers #jokes #youvegotjokes #badpuns
For the dads who have everything...except a beer and a working bike. #HappyFathersDay #DadJokes #BadJokes
It's Father's Day...brace yourself for bad dad jokes! Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. You rock! - - - #fathersday #happyfathersday #dadjokes #badjokes #braceyourself #orthodontics #ortho #braces #straightsmiles #whitesmiles #dentalpractice #dentalhumor #dentist #dentalassistant #dentalstudent #dentalhygienist
Στα @@@ μας😂 #badjokes
#NomNomKumi : HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!! Some jokes to set the mood for the day. "May the flower be with you." "Go with the flow-er." "Look before you leaf." And for the finaleeee~~ "May you succ-seed!" . . . #nomnomsox #happyfathersday #roses #handcrafts #upcycled #flowers #sockmonster #toy #handcrafted #happy #father #tie #fun #funny #silly #cute #positivevibes #day #puns #badjokes #dadjokes
Celebrating Father’s Day with our last #DadJoke of the week! 🍽🌚 Swipe ⬅️⬅️⬅️ for the answer! . . . #MoonbeamStudios #Moonbeam #AdAgency #CreativeAgency #AgencyLife #FathersDay #DadsDay #FathersDay2018 #DadJokes #Embarassing #InsideJokes #BadJokes #DadJoke #Puns #Restaurant #Moon #GreatFood #Atmosphere
Happy Fathers Day from Maury
orange you glad we met? 🍊 #badjokes #girlstrip #ojai
Wishing all the dads a very HAPPY FATHER’S DAY. Here’s your annual hall pass for cracking the lamest #dadjokes What has your dad said today? Joke credit: @youthedaddy ⠀ ⠀ #FathersDay #fathersday2018 #SundayFunday #appreciationpost #weekendvibes#celebration #brunchtime #jokes #badjokes
my dad is twice as cool as I am!! #happyfathersday #love #badjokes
Happy Father’s Day from More Than Words💙💙 Dads pick us up when we fall down, teach us to be strong and brave, and make sure we don’t take life too seriously. Thank you to all the incredible fathers out there! • • #fathersday #dads #happyfathersday #happy #dadjokes #badjokes #lol #morethanwords #someecards #dadsday
#DYK Canada has a real hard water problem? Most of the year it’s frozen. . 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ . If a joke is told and no one laughs, is it still funny? Happy Father’s Day to all the dads telling extraordinarily bad jokes, like the one above. . . 📷 @domfegan . . #SVQ le Canada a un véritable problème d’eau dure? C’est gelé la majeure partie de l’année. . 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ . Si quelqu’un raconte une blague et que personne ne rit, est-ce quand même drôle? Bonne fête des Pères à tous les papas qui racontent des blagues extraordinairement plates, comme celle plus haute.
Why did the man name his dogs Timex and Rolex? Because they are watch dogs!! 🐕🤣🤣🤣🤣 Happy father's day out there to the ones who make terrible jokes, but we love them anyway! #fathersday #badjokes #cantstoplaughing #dads #protected #homesecuritysystem #homesecurity #alarm #alarmsystem #alarmdotcom #vectorsecurity #nashvillerealestate #nashville #nashvillerealtor #musiccity
Happy father’s day to all the dads and father figures who influence, lead, support, tolerate, entertain and help us throughout everyday life! There is one important role of a father and that is ~ Be there for your children throughout their entire lives because there is no substitute for you 💪. . #heroes #fathersday #badjokes #dadjokes #2018 #calgary #yyc #calgarynow #realtordad #dad #familytime #realestate #realtor #yycliving #yycbusiness #familyman #toddler #royallepage #fatherhood
Happy Father’s Day if your dad sucks or you don’t have a dad don’t worry I’m your dad now. When are you coming home? Your mother and I miss you. #memes #tumblr #lol #lmao #funny #fandoms #pepe #instagram #textpost #funnytextpost #omg #fandoms #dank #dankmemes #funnyjokes #badjokes #dadjokes #puns #heck #mattsmithseyebrowsorlackthereof
Happy Friday!!! 😉🦆 . #jokes #badjokes #puns #laugh #funny #seagull #bagel #wut
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