this is usually my dog’s favorite day of the month. From her perspective you have ruined that today.
Her version... Arya: why have you requested my human to make me wear a cardboard hat? His roommate already makes me wear clothes that I don’t prefer, but I do that for him because making the roommate happy seems to make him happy. We all make sacrifices sometimes, ‘gnaw mean’? But seriously, I posed cute for this photo with the hat along side me, but obviously I’m too good for cardboard hats. And please, if you get nothing else from this memo, no more cardboard hats.
P.S. thanks for the sea monster. That’s pretty sweet. Double squeakers?! Next. Level. You must have been listening when I was on Santa’s lap!