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Taking applications now!!! If you are anywhere outside the USA, have a dick, and are objectively decent looking- dm me
A couple that grinds together, shines together ✨ Congrats @angel_horton 👩🏽‍🎓💕 #BlackGirlsGraduate #DegreedUp #NCAT #BlackLove
If it’s not the multitude of gifts to buy or the food to prep, then it’s surely the family drama or workplace obligations that bring you to your breaking point during the holiday season. ⠀ ⠀ And while you’re spending money on shit you don’t want to buy or baking food for people you don’t even enjoy very much, you find yourself wondering why the fucking peace on earth has eluded you. But, lord help you if you *don’t* show up to the office party with the secret santa gift or all hell might break loose if you tell the in-laws you can’t make it this year. ⠀ ⠀ Have a listen to this week's pod where I share 6 things you can do to manage your holiday stress. Because... peace.⠀ ⠀ This pod explores:⠀ ⠀ • How your attachment to things being P E R F E C T may be causing you unnecessary stress and overwhelm ⠀ • My favorite tool to figure out exactly how (and with whom) I want to spend my time and energy⠀ • How to decline unwanted invitations with the utmost grace and kindness… because, you need some downtime, Babycakes!⠀ • How to not get sucked into other people’s holiday stress and obligations⠀ _________________________________________ ⠀ ⠀⠀ Link in bio or find us on iTunes or your fav ⠀ podcast app or visit TheJoyJunkie.com/279⠀ _________________________________________⠀ #thejoyjunkie #podcast #chelseahandler #bossbabe #lovenotwar #whiskeygirl #confidenceissexy #lifelover #mrandmrssmith #speakyourmind #micdrop #betches #putmeincoach #spiritjunkie #crazysexymiracles #ellenshow #thinkpositive #selfworth #fallontonight #jimmyfallon #treyparker #kindessmatters #bodylove #dontbeadick #jillianmichaels #betterlife
Miles is the SPITTING IMAGE of daddy @johnlegend and we’re living for Luna’s side eye. #shegetitfromhermama #yawerebasic #chrissyteigen #johnlegend
Am the snackiest of all all, says my mirror in the hall
Uncle can u watch over while we suck?
Bad crab 🦀
Find someone that looks at you the way Kim looks at Kanye (or how Kanye looks at the camera). #yawerebasic #kanyewest #kuwtk
*Accepting IG Husband applications*
I don’t get mad for no reason 😒
Lunch date with my two best ghouls 🖤🖤 I love these bitches so much and I’m so lucky to have them as a constant in my every day life 😭 They always remind me to take care of myself and how bad ass women can be to each other 💕 Really today is pretty nonstop full, but now my heart is pretty full too 💓😘
Why am I like this???? #truth #betches #newclothes
I’m on the @softspotpod today talking to buds @julianmccullough and @meg.molloy about the joys of childhood treehouses and found pornography — check it out! (Link in @softspotpod ’s bio) ・・・ This week we are joined by comedy writer and Twitter mega talent Chase Mitchell (@chasemit )! Chase tells of a bygone era riding bikes, building forts, finding porn by the creek, and being generally unsupervised for hours on end. If the Stand By Me vibes weren't strong enough already, he even had an honest to gosh tree house in his backyard! We even get to hear about his first kiss and of course it was thanks to Spin the Bottle. So click that play button and let's all remember life before the world caught on fire (thanks internet!). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #creekporn #treehouse #bikes #bikelife #georgia #atlanta #wilderness #spinthebottle #crush #firstcrush #standbyme #strangerthings #woods #memories #childhood #nostalgia #80s #90s #chasemitchell #twitter #betches #comedian #comedywriter #fun #laughs #entertainment #podcast #comedypodcast #goodtimes @julianmccullough @meg.molloy @landromo @starburnsaudio @applepodcasts @stitcherpodcasts @spotify @castbox_fm
This week we are joined by comedy writer and Twitter mega talent Chase Mitchell (@chasemit )! Chase tells of a bygone era riding bikes, building forts, finding porn by the creek, and being generally unsupervised for hours on end. If the Stand By Me vibes weren't strong enough already, he even had an honest to gosh tree house in his backyard! We even get to hear about his first kiss and of course it was thanks to Spin the Bottle. So click that play button and let's all remember life before the world caught on fire (thanks internet!). . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #creekporn #treehouse #bikes #bikelife #georgia #atlanta #wilderness #spinthebottle #crush #firstcrush #standbyme #strangerthings #woods #memories #childhood #nostalgia #80s #90s #chasemitchell #twitter #betches #comedian #comedywriter #fun #laughs #entertainment #podcast #comedypodcast #goodtimes @julianmccullough @meg.molloy @landromo @starburnsaudio @applepodcasts @stitcherpodcasts @spotify @castbox_fm
Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger must be getting serious. She’s been seen with Pratt and his son, Jack, out and about a few times but now Chris was seen courtside last night on a man date with her brother, Patrick Schwarzenegger. Do I smell a Christmas engagement?! #yawerebasic #chrispratt #patrickschwarzenegger
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Razzle dazzle @stregistoronto wearing what was clearly a crowd-pleaser @shoprachelzoe ✨ Got it at my fave gem in the city @fitzroyrentals if you guys haven’t checked it out I suggest you stop DMing me and DO THAT! 😂🥰 #yawerebasic #neweraofglamour ph/ @jay.mccauley
A Girl from the Southside ✨ Congrats @harperspeaks 👩🏾‍🎓💕 #BlackGirlsGraduate #DegreedUp Masters in Public Relations 📷 @banavenuephotog
“Aw, he asked how my day was”... Well, now it’s the BEST DAY EVER 🙌 (@iskra you’re so pretty in pink 💕)
Bloody good ! 🧛‍♀️
How bout a One-on-one 🤼‍♀️ ?
(K)inky shits
Baby let’s make babies
@Regran_ed from @lau_mii - 😍 "Come closer... Let Me Whisper Sweet Nothings Into your ear" He leaned closer and I whispered "sweet nothings" into his ear.. lol . #HappyMonday #Betches do something #extraordinary . . #photocred @duss_photography . Lay round for #DaLinkUp 🔥 #LMichele #Laumii #Haute #Model #Poet chic #melanin #branding #HennaByMori #unicorntamer #renaissancewoman #flashphotography #GoddessCode #DussPhotography
Cmon, laugh ur ass off (the ground)
Born identity
Gettin there-ishh
I got through some Envy league colleges #greenwithenvy
Don’t even worri-‘some’ now
When he texts you “Hey Abby” instead of “Hey Baby” and you’re looking for an excuse to fight {HIM: STUPID AUTOCORRECT, YOU: OH SO I GUESS YOU’RE GOING TO BLAME AUTOCORRECT FOR LIKING OTHER GIRLS’ PICTURES TOO?????”} 😈
Always so good to catch up with my college gfs. Got to share a bowl of delicious pho just like old times. Thanks for coming out to see me! I will miss you all! . . #seattle #phobac #pho #phocificnorthwest #phobacsupshop #gfs #besties #oldfriends #likeoldtimes #foreveryoung #yolo #batches #betches #lovemygirls #hometown
Fuck out of my face with your bullshit DAN. 🖕🏽 #soeffingoveryou #soeffingsingle
You’re beautiful, you’re smart, you’re funny, and you have a heart of gold. Bring every man you meet to his MOTHERFUCKING KNEES. 🙌🏽 #soeffingobsessedwithallofyou #soeffingsingle
I hate the back right small burner 🙅🏻‍♀️
A podcast newbie over here! I guess it’s what the cool kids are doing these days. Check out my hip podcast on Modern Dating and sound off below! Thanks @orion_group_podcast , that was super fun! ⭐️ (Link in bio☝️)
You never know when you’re going to meet your future ex husband. #same #besties #blondes #brunettes who cares #dressupdaily #ootd #betches #buffalo #marilynmonroe #queen #slay #zerofucksgiven . #followforfollowback
It’s time to STEP UP your fitness game with this new program! This morning I did a preview workout of the new program and let me tell you, this program is going to challenge you physically AND mentally and help transform you into the best version of yourself! - Do you have 20 minutes a day? Sure you do, you’re scrolling through Instagram right now! So why not take those 20 minutes to rest your eyes, stop mindlessly scrolling through social media and work on yourself instead?! TWENTY minutes a day, for SIX days a week. That’s only TWO hours out of your week! It won’t be easy by any means, but it will be worth it (if it doesn’t challenge you it won’t change you)! - Still not sure? You can try a FREE sample workout right now! Message me for the deets📱
Because family & friends would be basic... 💁🏻‍♀️
When you secure the bag and your degree 🎓💰 Congrats @teerachelle_ 👩🏾‍🎓♥️🐘 #BlackGirlsGraduate #DegreedUp Major: Speech Language Pathology 📷 @_shabazzzz
Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever purchased 🙌🏼👌🏼 #breathe #betches #hayeslife #diamondloungedecor
You thought! I’m just practicing🗣😂🗣😂#betches #hotindass #youthought #ahahaha #leaveemlone #boymomlife 💙#dontmindmetho
I DON’T KNOW “WHERE I HAD IT LAST”, KAREN??? Tag your bff who is as #dramatic ab losing things as we are 🕵️‍♀️😉
32 outfits and yet I still only wear 2
Semi-responsible is okay too. #soeffingwhateveraboutit #soeffingsingle
At what point do we cross the threshold from adorable to annoying? #yawerebasic #nickjonas #priyankachopra #celebrityweddings
Emotionally unavailable female, seeking equally unavailable male.
Even though the holiday season is supposed to be all merry and bright and full of glad tidings, it’s quite certain that you’ve found yourself engaged with total overwhelm, buckling from the stress, and dangerously approaching burnout. Although fun and festive, it can take a sheer act of god to keep you from losing your ever-lovin’ mind during the chaos of this time of year, amiright!?⠀ ⠀ If you have found yourself overloaded by holiday stress and obligations, get ready for a huge sigh of relief. On this week’s show, I sound off on six things you can start doing immediately to relinquish all the holiday overwhelm and chaos so you can actually enjoy the things about this time of year that truly mean the most to you.⠀ _________________________________________ ⠀ ⠀⠀ Link in bio or find us on iTunes or your fav ⠀ podcast app or visit TheJoyJunkie.com/279 _________________________________________⠀ #thejoyjunkie #podcast #chelseahandler #bossbabe #lovenotwar #whiskeygirl #confidenceissexy #lifelover #mrandmrssmith #speakyourmind #micdrop #betches #putmeincoach #spiritjunkie #crazysexymiracles #ellenshow #thinkpositive #selfworth #fallontonight #jimmyfallon #treyparker #kindessmatters #bodylove #dontbeadick #jillianmichaels #betterlife
She got goals & pursing em✨ Congrats @chelsseamariah 👩🏾‍🎓💕🐸 #BlackGirlsGraduate #DegreedUp 📷 @tonyhuynhvisuals @conceptshotss
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HAHAHA! 🤣
Gotta say I’m kind of loving my new gig. 🍰 😂 #hustle #betches
This is so me 😂 I’m dead 💀#betches
If Tyler says so... Jk, I can barely decide a shoe size let alone something that permanent on my body 😱 (@thebreakers , thanks for the handiwork 👍)
Do you ever think about what you want for lunch and then just start looking at old pics of food on your phone? Or is that just me... #yawerebasic #torontoeats #roséallday
🙌🏻 this is so accurate... I never wanna leave our house 🤣 #repost #almost30 #homebodylife #betches
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