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Eat that cake 🍰
It don’t matter
Here’s a better meme 😂😂
Avocados > Dating
Queen 👑
#Besties since 1995. Love my #betches ❤️ big time shower of love today for @missjacksonifyernasty expecting her first lil baby 🍼 nugget. Such an honor to celebrate this amazing woman and her growing family ❤️ 📷 credit: @rex_singleton_photography
Or if someone saw the screenshots of conversations 😬
Forever grateful to have these ladies in my life #morethancoworkers #cheesecakerocks #betches #betchnight
You guys, I’m friends with someone on Grey’s Anatomy.
Beautiful day! The cutest sentiments made my day: two elderly men holding hands, a dog’s paws imprinted in the cement 😍 #liveforthisshit #glenisland #skyporn #betches #love #newrochelle #beauty #paws #baked #effyourbeautystandards #awkwardhands
💙💜💙 picture perfect after being chased by a wasp up and down the beach.. only us 💟. #glenisland #newrochelle #love #betches #fuckingwasps #itwasthesamewasp #mylove #cunty #windy #hairinmymouth #worthit
Happiest Bday to my ride or die partner! 😂. Love that we get to celebrate life with each other and go rad places and concerts together! We’ve experienced the good, the bad and the ugly but it’s made us stronger 💪🏻. Can’t wait to celebrate you tomorrow as we rock out to a little Journey and Def Leopard!!! Love ya 😘 #rideordie #4musketeers #bff ’s #friendsfor18yrs #betches
#playlist #goodtimes #tonight tommorow is ma #bday #betches !!!😜😛😝😭
A three day fling - every woman’s dream ugh 👨‍✈️ 🤦🏼‍♀️
When the rain washes you clean you’ll know... * * * * #witchy #stevieisqueen #dreams #pigsintheUK #arthursseat #buckfastisbae #travelbetch #betches #hopper
“B*tch Who Can’t Help But Say Things Sexually” • A pretty whacky, somewhat saucy, sketch—part of a larger, rapid-fire, student-produced SKETCH SHOW at SMU. 🔥🍑⚡️🌈👀🖤 • #smu #smust #sketchshow #improv #sexual #hi #drstevebrule #theater #69 #officer #betches #mature
Mom, I’m not getting off this couch today, mmmkay... me and my friends are straight chillin 📺 🛋
Shout out to Wendy’s for always coming through at 1 am on a drunk Saturday night • follow @chloweryourstandards for more
@peterrlindstedt Remember when I picked the restaurant?💩 #fail #tb
@theloveofmug ... We got our account stolen and now Instagram won’t give it back to us 🤬🤬🤬 please join us here to continue your love of mugs 😊 Join us and own your very own Mug today! like our page! for monthly mug giveaways! #mugworld #mugs #funnymug #sassyhomestyle #sassy #shitshow #snarky #sarcastic #sarcasmonly #funnyquotes #mugshot #mug #muglover #houseware #sass #betches #bitchesbelike #mugshot #coffeelove #coffelover #coffeecup #coffeemug #coffeemugs #homedecor #homedecorblogger #coffeeholic #muglove #momlifebelike #momlife #coffeelovers @fred_tea @prettyonfridays @thelilmisscurls
Me silently judging everyone’s outfits from the back corner of the room 🔥🐶
Brunch > Barre 🤫🥂🥂 Tag your boozy brunch crew👯‍♀️
Look mom 👋 I’m eating my veggies 🥦🌽🥕🍠
S’more ice cream on a churro cone 😻
There are no exceptions!!! #takenoshit #theund8ables
I haven’t been the gym in so long they emailed me to make sure everything was okay • follow @chloweryourstandards for more
From the beginning of my adventure towards the end. It was such a wonderful experience I got to enjoy with my dad. It’s not every day I get to see him but when I do we absolutely make the best of it in which this case we did. Overall, this year has SUCKED..been beaten down and broke down way too many times to keep count. People have come and gone out of my life, but with life when one door closes another door opens. This trip has reminded me to not focus on the negativity and look at the beautiful things in life: my family, friends and this beautiful earth God has created. From now on I can only move forward from here and not look back.. watch out world..TUHNAY IS HERE TO STAY! #watchout #betches #puremichigan #u .p #fatherdaughter
From the beginning of my adventure towards the end. It was such a wonderful experience I got to enjoy with my dad. It’s not every day I get to see him but when I do we absolutely make the best of it in which this case we did. Overall, this year has SUCKED..been beaten down and broke down way too many times to keep count. People have come and gone out of my life, but with life when one door closes another door opens. This trip has reminded me to not focus on the negativity and look at the beautiful things in life: my family, friends and this beautiful earth God has created. From now on I can only move forward from here and not look back.. watch out world..TUHNAY IS HERE TO STAY! #watchout #betches #puremichigan #u .p #fatherdaughter
Happy Weekend Beb. #weekendvibes
Took a bit longer than I thought, but choosing your fall/winter collection might take a while. I mean, if it is well done 💁🏼🥂 . Happy #fall , #betches 🍂 time to show off your coolest coats ! • • • • • #thematurebarbie #sciuragram #sciuralife #influencer #sciuraglam #fashionblogger #fashionnova #fashionweek #fashionable #fashionista #fallfashion #ootd #ootdfashion #ootdfash #milanofashionweek #milano #roma #california #lafashiondistrict #vogue #septemberissue #hilarious #bestgrandma
I hit up the LUSH today to pick up some Halloween goodies & honestly it was so great! I was wondering why it wasn't like ridiculously overpowering in there, yeah maybe it's the percocet making me tolerable or the fact that I had my rhinoplasty a week ago 🤷🏼‍♀️ I had my chin, nose & boobs done. I'm still feeling like shit but my shopaholic ass needed to leave the house after a week spent inside !!!! I ignored the rude ass stares at my bandaged nose and my super rock hard & high tits but a hoe needed to shop !!
srsly, so important! Cant believe how many betches out here really ignore CALORIE COUNTS. Like wtf??! If I can have a big mac instead of some sad soaked Gwyneth Paltrow ass almonds then count me in 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️
See you all there • follow @chloweryourstandards for more relatable memes
Bitch sessions
Ring of Fire (and Gü desserts) with the bestest ❤️ #nothingbutlove #betches
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