(Multiple Card Quantities Available) "I'm so sorry. I've made a huge mistake, and there's no turning back. Please forgive me.
Hear me out:
It was just so easy slippin' them hips out of those Wranglers and puttin' these lips 'round that dangler. You get that, right?
I know he's your uncle, but he's also my lover now. That's something that I hope you'll eventually accept and embrace, just the way I did with his rock-hard manhood for hours and hours until your aunt burst in and ruined our evening and her marriage along with it.
Seriously. So Sorry." #sorry #sosorry #deadends #cards #uncle #cooluncles #family #blowing #wrangler #bluejeanbaby