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18.230: Professor Quirrell has a secret. . “Professor Quirrell, you look unwell this morning. The color has completely drained from you. Let us escort you to the school’s infirmary for immediate medical attention.” . “he he he ha ha ha he he ha ha” . ⏪⏪SWIPE⏪⏪ . “I believe Professor Quirrell is under some sort of enchantment. Wands at the ready, boys!” . ⏪⏪SWIPE⏪⏪ . “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Why so serious boys? Hold still and allow me to put a permanent smile on your faces!!!” . . . . . #Lego_Flex #legophotography   #legography #cellphonephotography #samsungnote4 #legominifigs #legominifigures #lego #legomania #legoforlife #legoforadults #afol #legoaddict #justhavingfun #brickculture #stuckinplastic #brickcentral #legolov3rs #toyphotography #toyphotohouse #lol #legojoker #potterhead #legoharrypotter #legoronweasley #legodumbeldore #legoprofessorquirrell
As soon as I got down from the stage, Teddy was already in my face, yelling at me. I guess my show was a total disaster. But that's not a surprise I guess since my whole life sucks. • Teddy:“That's it Jack! You're cut out of the show! Now get out of my club! Don't let the door hit you on your way out! How can you even call yourself a comedian if you can't even make people laugh?! You should be ashamed of yourself!” • Jeez as if I already wasn't feeling bad. Teddy just made me rethink this whole career as a comedian. Makes me not even want to do anything else with my worthless life. *Sigh* I'm such a failure. A joke. Y'know it's kinda funny. My life is even funnier than the actual jokes I tell. I guess I'm gonna have to go find a new hobby. While I was walking out, I heard someone who was seeking my attention • Woman:“Um excuse me? Mr.White?” • “Uh yeah. Who's asking?” I looked at the woman speaking to me and noticed that she was the girl in the audience! The one who actually laughed at my jokes. “Oh...Hey! It's you.” • Woman:“Yes, Mr.White. I just wanted to let you know that no matter what people like your boss, or that crowd say, you'll always be funny to me.” • “You're joking right? I can never tell when someone's joking.” • Woman:“No, I'm not. You're actually pretty funny. And kinda cute. Sorry, I know you don't know me and I don't know you but I'm new in Gotham and I don't have any friends yet. • “Well that's hard to believe. A beautiful woman like you shouldn't be so lonely. Look uh, do you maybe wanna sit and talk for a bit? I don't have anything good to do anymore.” She smirked at me. She really seems to like me! • Woman:“Sure. By the way, my name's Jeannie Powell.” • “Jeannie....what I pretty name. Nice to meet you!”
Journey beyond your imagination.
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Even after majority of the audience left, she was still there. Cheering me on. Bad joke after after bad joke I managed to make her laugh her socks off. I had never in my entire life heard laughter so beautiful like hers. But my show had to come to an end, just like my career. “Alright uhhhh...folks? That's a wrap. See ya next time maybe?”
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Escape The City
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The path of the Kendomaster. ●◎○
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