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With him, every day is #husbandappreciationday 💕 #corny #sorrynotsorry
Hesperaloe Parviflora. Or perhaps better known as Red/Yellow yucca. We have more edible flowers here though this time they taste like corn. Very interesting flavor and I quite recommend the try. I plan on experimenting with these flowers quite a bit since I’m so intrigued by the flavor! Photo credits to the lovely and irreplaceable @raefuton #flowers #cornish #corny #yum #food #yucca #red #yellow #chef #cheflife #gardening #foraging #arizona #asu
imagine if i never met my booski 😝 #corny #prom2k18
All I said was that my feet hurt! ❤️🇺🇸🌸🙋🏽‍♀️#tourists #corny #washingtondc #80degrees
He should have ducked 🤣 get it duck 🤣🤣 #goose #duck #corny 🤓 #bully #highschool #college
Not depresso bc I got espresso #corny
Don't mess with any #dogs or feel my wrath 😠😂👊 (goes for most animals really) 🐶🐾🐶🐾🐶🐾🐶🐾🐶🐾🐶🐾🐶🐾🐶🐾🐶🐾 #animallover #creepygirl #pumpkin #corny 🌽 #CREEPYGIRLSCOVEN #weirdo #zombielilly #zombies #shy #introvert #witchcraft #witch #horrormovies #monsters #zombie #scary #horrormemes #creepygirls #spooky #funnymemes #funny #horror
Putting something together.#kitthagod ##john #Corny Asada.👌🏾
🎵🎶 Yo te quiero con limón y sal, yo te quiero tal y cómo estás 🎵🎶🎤 (lo mio no es el lettering) // algo de collage para descansar de lo habitual /// #collage #julietavenegas #corny #sweet #scrapbooking #illustration #picoftheday #photooftheday #psiloveyou #notlettering #letteringfail #lettering #scribbles
One day you won’t have to pray for the man of your dream because God will place him in your life right when he’s meant to be there. #soulmate #swolemates #cheesy #cutecouples #couplegoals #beauty #beast #corny #love #guidance #uplifteachother #empower #native #pnw #coupleswhohike #myheart
Here is my #flexfriday , a day late again. Eh, it’s the obligatory vanity pic for those of us in fitness industry and/or gym nuts. And it is totally an intentionally half-ass attempt too.....not flexing, not immediately after a gym pump (although I did workout like an hour or so earlier) like most others, in fact freshly showered and totally dried off and not shiny from water nor sweat, and not being too pretentious with the pose. Compared to my last pic, I had few pounds put back on (a lot of water weight) because I snacked on those damn fruity pebbles with marshmallows a couple of days in a row..... temptation is just too real watching my kids joyfully eat it every day!! So uh ya.... here this is 💪😬 . . . . #flex #friday #fireline #fireline_strong #athlete #bodybuilding #powerlifting #gym #workout #not #swole #not #sweaty #sofreshandsoclean #not #stinky #atleastIhopenot #dirty #mirror #photooftheday #towel #corny #vanity #pics #fitness #fitfam #goingtoputsomeclothesonnow
Watched FATHER FIGURES last night. Total dumpster fire of a movie. Straight cheese 🧀 all the way. Turned off from dork Owen Wilson for life. His dopey way of talking, jacked nose and Dutch boy haircut. Ask me how I really feel.😆 You might get a laugh or three. For me, it was the whisper talking hotel front desk guy. 😂it was raunch in some ways, like when standups resort to cursing to make things funnier. Nope nope nope 👎🏻 Skip. I give it a 2 🏈🏈out of 10 footballs on the Fran Tarkenton scale. 😆 About me: I love good movies (futuristic, foreign, horror, comedies, and action are some of my faves) and have literally watched thousands of them 🎥 and movie night is almost every night. I've lived and worked in Hollywood, CA with a view of the HOLLYWOOD sign out of my living room window (I've actually walked under the H in the sign when there wasn't as much security there pre 9/11) and also even used to work in Hollywood, FL. 😂 I've taken acting classes and help raise film finance for Major A-list films. More garbage amateur reviews to come! #film #movies #movie #entertainment #movienight #insta #ok #film #hollywood #movienight #insta #instagood #instamovies #instalike #review #follow #followme #vegan #vegansofig #instadaily #instagrammer #instagrammers #good #instagram #movietime #comedy #corny #fatherfigures #popcorn #owenwilson
Hammin’ it up with Kristi #clearlyyouveneverbeentosingapore #corny
😂 #memes #corny
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?!! . AYE MATEY ☠️🐦🍻 . . . . . #pirate #jokes #for #days #selfie #corny #itsapiratelifeforme #captainhook #couldntfindaparrot #pigletwilldo #AYEMATEY
I normally do not share my personal life but TMH has been telling me to show #CHARITY to all men. Feb, 2015 #CAMPCASEY #skorea It was lunch time and I was in the #Dfac and @theynvrsatisfied came up and sat with me and as we talked this brotha said to me “Do you know who you are?” I don’t remember what answer I gave him but he looked at me with that stupid smile😁 he always had and said “Naw foo I mean WHO you are, you’re an #ISRAELITE Up until that day I had grew up Christian I went to church on Sundays and was in a bible study and always played at church league sports and summer camps as a child. When I got older I still went to church but like many #Christians I did not read my Bible very often and I would listen to #trap music on the way to church and never understood what the gospel was and never really got into it. #CHRISTIANS AND THEIR VIBE JUST SEEMED #CORNY That day changed my life forever, once I received the gospel by the #REVELATION of #Yashaiya I immediately went to my Section Chief @mrknickerbocker and Sergeant @cold_blooded_cold_world and confessed the true gospel of #Yashaiya and peace thru him only. I thank #ahayah for placing @mrknickerbocker as my section chief and able to link me with a like minded mature brotha cause when TMH called, this brotha also picked up the faith and to this day walks after #Yashaiya • No matter where you are in life TMH can/will use everyone of us as he pleases I beckon that when ye are called brethren that you accept and take the gospel that has been given to us freely to edify and uplift your fellow men so that we may be found blameless on the day when TMH shall shake terribly the earth. • Isa 64:8 But now, O LORD, thou art our father; we are the clay, and thou our potter; and we all are the work of thy hand. • Jer 18:4 And the vessel that he made of clay was marred in the hand of the potter: so he made it again another vessel, as seemed good to the potter to make it. Jer 18:6 O house of Israel, cannot I do with you as this potter? saith the LORD. Behold as the clay is in the potter's hand, so are ye in mine hand, O house of Israel.
I had no idea I was holding my breath, until your eyes met mine, and I felt the grin as it spread across my face. -xoxo #lovebirds #ramblings #taurus #heart #corny #cheesyasfuck
This is from my trip down to Sri Lanka! I love corn and in India we have street carts that roast them over coal and then smother them with lime and salt and chilli! I thought thats whay they did in Sri Lanka too! But after hours of looking for my corn-man (pun intended) I see that they do it differently. A massive pot of salted boiling water and yummy corn. #srilanka #travelphotography #traveldiaries #eating #foodieday #ohsuchyum #corny
I told him: Daaamn baby. I don’t know what you’re in the mood for but I know a place where it’s all you can eat under a dollar 😂😂😂 #IGot10DollasThough #OhThePossibilities #Muwahahaha #GotEm #SettingUpMyNiteLike #GTD #PickUpLinesPickUpMine #HusBae
I WILL NEVER RIDE THE WAVE EVERYBODY ELSE ON. #weirdo #corny #fckyaopinion
✈🎯🔦🔭🎥🎬🏆🔌🏪🌎 Director. ☪️⛽😈📢 Gave Myself The Social Media Award. Probably Didn't Notice But You Can Scroll And It Makes Sense. Fucking Retards. Yea I Can Play On A Free App Too. Instagram. Telegram. Same Shit. I Don't Have To Talk...✌😋✌#SocialMedia #Lame #Corny #Sniper #Comedy #Tv #Film #Pilot #TourGuide #AK47 #Guns #762x39 #Firearms #Rap #Trap #420 #Music #RealEstate #Gunsmith
Warning! If you bring someone from Cuba,Puerto Rico or Dominican Republic to this place and claim its authentic; You will get slapped! Shit is Wack AF! #notreal #wack #corny
I wanna stay home & relax (reality version) unless I allow myself to get talked into hanging out. What r ur Saturday night plans? 📺🐖📺🐖📺🐖📺🐖📺🐖📺🐖📺🐖📺🐖📺🐖 #relaxing #realgirls #creepygirl #corny 🌽 #CREEPYGIRLSCOVEN #weirdo #zombielilly #zombies #shy #introvert #witchcraft #witch #horrormovies #monsters #zombie #scary #horrormemes #creepygirls #spooky #funnymemes #funny #horror
Cute corrgy one love #corny #dog #corgi #woof #catsanddogs #animals
😂#NicoleKidman #petty #corny 🌽 #luvvit ✌🏽✌🏾
Cast Iron Skillet #Mussels are ALWAYS a good idea 🐚 Made with PEI mussels, sea salt, cracked pepper, gently melted butter, lemon and extra virgin #oliveoil , and served late into the night (5pm to midnight) on #Sundays 📷 @travisalan  😋 #thismustbetheplace #mesalounge #orangecounty
NBA Playoffs the other night with my MVP. 🏀❤️Hopefully they get the dub today.🤞🏽 #corny
In real life........... we are but crazy corns. 🤪🌽👍🏼 #V #TheT #Mom #corny
Jersey City Beer Fest Photo Booth!!! 😎🤡 Only first session... uh oh... #jerseycitybeerfest #jerseycity #njbeer #njcb #njbeerlovers #njbeerlovers #southjersey #njcraftbeer #collingswoodnj #corny
I took this nut to the exotic animal and reptile show, and then tonight hes taking me to see his favorite band 🦁🌻👑 Everyday with him is an adventure. #corny #iloveyou #letsgetcheesy #crazycouple #stringcheeseincident
Ovo je jedna jakooo rijetka slika mene pod nazivom :”FAKAT SPONTANA” 🤣🤣🤣 #spring #sun #hot #chill #coffeetime #sunglasses #straingerthings #april #9 #instadaily #instagood #bluesky #ifeelslovenia #corny
This is true #deep #corny tho
Forever Young „To be together is for us to be at once as free as in solitude, as gay as in Company“ ~ Jane Eyre Das schönste ist, zusammen zu wachsen und immer wieder zu entdecken, das man eigentlich nichts weiß aber zusammen diesen Weg geht ❤️ @kawika.music #love #young #forever #bolt #free #happy #together #committed #stayinfoolish #corny #inlove #truefruits #greenlight #journey #youandme #ardentlove
Out of all the people at #RecordStoreDay , these clowns are the all time worst. Trying to rain on the picnic but are nothing but arid, salty, with sand up their butt cracks. Every year, this guy, same shit, and it's tired. Meanwhile, I got #DemonFuzz & #BabyHuey , so suck it! #Corny #RSDTrolls . ~ Read this blog post about people at #RSD @ #ViceMag
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