ME: Another ducking #beach
shot? Whyyyyy? ME2: Shut up, I like it. ME: No one wants to see this shit. ME2: But look how their little bodies reflect in the... ME: Yeah, there’re definitely not enough photos of #seagulls
and sand clogging up the instaether. The only thing you’re missing is a horrible inspirational quote. ME2:Oooooooooh...”Go forth, young webbed footed warrior! ME: NO. Nonononononooooo ME2: 😂 Totally kidding. Kind of. ME: You realize your very professional creative community is watching, and judging you, right? ME2: Ha. Hahaha. How would you define professional? Do you even remember those award shows? ME: ...parts. ME2: You know, I could post some cute nostalgic shots from one of those after parties. That’d be fun! ME: you know, if waves and low tide stench makes you happy, you should just own it. Post the shit outta that beach and give everyone a break from another poop-face baby photo. ME2: Aw. Don’t know the poop-face. Those are *always* funny. 💩 💩 💩 Huh. You know what we should do? ME: Lemme just, I don’t know where you’re... Golly what a beautiful beach! Do you have another sunset in there? How bout that one with the fisherman silhouette on Koh Phangan? Or the one with the cruiser bike in the foreground. That’s a nice one! .
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