*Husband:* Honey I will buy a new mattress on my way home. The one we are using is no longer comfortable. *Wife:* That's my Love ! But wait o, where will you get the money? *Husband:* I heard that Mr. B will pay our arrears today. *Wife:* I always know that man will perform. Please Darling, don't forget the wristwatch you promised me o. *Husband:* With all pleasure My Love.
5 hours later, the man arrived home in his car. Pin... Pin... Pin he blared his horn. The woman ran out to meet her husband. *Wife:* Honey welcome (collecting her husband's briefcase, leading him into their sitting room). *Husband:* You are always wonderful. *Wife:* Where is the mattress and my wristwatch ? *Husband:* Which mattress ? Abeg gimme my food. I never see alert o, the thing na rumour o.
The woman broke down weeping profusely. *Wife:* Honey please forgive me......huuu huuu . *Husband:* (loosing his patience) Dear what's all these now, what happened ? *Wife:* Honey please forgive me oooooo..... I I I I... *Husband:* (perceiving some odour, and looking out of the window). What's smelling like this, where is this smoke coming from ? *Wife:* (still weeping) Huuu, I have burnt our mattress, I thought you would buy a new one truly, you know it is no longer good. *Husband:* (furious, with a changed countenance). What ! You did what ? You must be joking.. You will go back to your father's house today if this is true. You burnt the #500
,000 my contribution money I hid in the mattress for us to roof our house. *Wife:* Yepa ! You mean you have such huge amount in this house and you didn't tell me ? *Husband:* If I get you today, I will show you who I am. (With this, he ran to the backyard where the smoke was coming from. Seeing the ashes of the burnt mattress, he fainted. *Lesson 1:* Never hide anything from your wife, she's your better-half. *Lesson 2:* Never run faster than your husband, he's your head. *Lesson 3:* Don't rely on arrears or unpaid income to plan your home. *Please repost to all married men and women
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