“When 11-yr old Me met Groucho:
Me: Can I have your autograph?
Groucho: You don't have my autograph? Well, that's 1 strike against you - What's your name? You do have a name don't you?
Groucho - Oh - no name & no autograph? That's 2 strikes - 1 more & you're out of the ballgame!
Me: (still practically speechless) - Umm... Mark Hamill.
Groucho: Mark Camel?! I don't see any hump. Well don't worry about it, you'll have one when you're my age.” - Mark - repost @hamillhimself