When I was a freshman in high school this was the album that put me on to Houston hip hop. #homerpimpson
What's the difference between me and Matts penis? I don't like to get up in the mornings 😑
I usually hit the sack (lawlz) around 11, but last night I went to bed the same time as Matt to see what ~eventuated~. I sidled on into bed only to get a "fuck you're not coming to bed in THAT thing are you?!" That 'thing' he is referring to is my robe Crusty The Gown. That THING has feelings. And it's offended. I refuse to de-robe and offer a pity-peck cuz I'm tapping out and then I get "EISHH! 😷Your breath stinks. What'd you eat today?" Next time you wake up in the morning with a half chub you can talk to the hand ✋🏼(your hand). So despite having adequate sleep I still hate waking up becuz I'm a lazy piece of shit 😎 my fuuuurst ever #WULTWednesday
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This is why I love homer!