Conversations I have with my dog:
What are you eating?
Where did you get that?
What are you doing?!
Have you been good?
Look at this mess!
Drink some water.
Why don’t you drink any water?
Aren’t you thirsty? It’s hot.
I love you even though you kind of smell.
Why is your nose dirty?
Please stop licking me.
. . . Aside from the last two 😂😂😂😂 he’s just like another boy child in the house @asap_patch @garrett.patch
The flu has officially hit our house. 🤒😷🤧But this time it’s both parents at the same time. (Thankful the boys can take care of themselves)
My sweet kitty always knows when we are sick. This is currently my view in bed. Any closer and she’d be on my head! Love her.
#flu #hotmess #stayinginbed #catsofinstagram #catlady
Ummm this sucks! I couldn't get in my bathroom cause the drawer opened somehow. I have to pee so bad and couldn't think straight...but I finally got in! Oh my life is a #hotmess #funnymoments #lifeiscrazy
This one here. She's so much like her sister Nikki. Into everything. I walked into the kitchen and she was inside a drawer. A drawer that was shut. A drawer that won't even open all the way. I'm not exactly sure how she got in there or got out. But she did. #Winnie_the_kitty #HotMess #WildChild #CrazyGirl
💫✨Happy Wednesday!💛😄Run (10k), row (2000m), and stairs (1 mile climbed) today. I’am kind of bummed I couldn’t keep my “no TM running this winter” streak going but I’am SO OVER winter it’s not even funny...so yea today was the 3rd time I’ve used a TM since August. (?) I need SUN and heat damnit!😂 Ps. Thanks for all the questions/concerns about Doug and his ankle. The PT said about 4 weeks/twice a week...she also said sometimes what he did is actually worse than a break.😒FML...It’s his off season right now (I guess if soccer really has one?) but his travel team has been practicing with a tourney coming up so we are working hard at PT to get back on the pitch!⚽️🤞🏼🙏🏼👍🏼😊💛💓Have a great day friends! #yallRock #positivevibes #thanks
! #keepkickingassfriends #lockerRoomselfies #whynot
?! #redFacesweatymess #hotmess #strongisbeautiful #noexcuses #happyendorphins
Så vem ser du upp till var följdfrågan när jag grubblat klart efter dagens möte! Jag ser upp till mig själv, för inte en enda person gick i mina skor på vägen hit!
You know that moment when you kids are being so ridiculously irrational that you know they just HAVE TO be tired. Or at least you hope it’s that they are tired an not just coming “into some really (not) fun phase.” Yeah, we had one of those moments today. She wanted to go golfing and wouldn’t let it go. I kept telling her we didn’t have our clubs. Like she wanted to go on the driving range. What the heck you want kid? You gonna kick the ball? 🤷🏻♀️. Glad she was just tired. She passed out 2 seconds after we left. On a side note, why my can’t kids keep stuff off the floor in my car? No wonder it smells like hot garbage half the time and I always have to have an air freshener. Stinky shoes ✔️ Is that breakfast from yesterday!? 🤦🏻♀️ ✔️ Snacks? Of course! ✔️ I know I just shouldn’t let them eat in the car. But let’s be serious, they TAKE AN HOUR TO EAT BREAKFAST. Ain’t nobody got time for that. Right, moms?
Here are a few newbies in the shop! Which one is favorite? #momlife
is hidden on the back side of "the struggle is real". It can be added to any of them as a secret message. Happy humpday! 🐫