Unimportant fact about me: I was born left-handed.
Yeah, until that old maggot in kindergarten said, "Ilalang, don't you ever write with your left hand! You know, left is the hand of Satan. You mustn't do anything left-handed." Truthfully, I think that shitty concept is pure trash, so I replied, "Yeah? So how do you wipe your ass, bitch?" I didn't make this up, y'all. She just stood there, I think, shocked. Eat that.
Basically, that's how I became a right-handed person. She got real mad, and told my parents about it. The next thing I know is she told every single one of my classmates, "Whoever can teach this little prick to write using his right hand, I'll spoil you with good grades and shit." To this day, I do everything right-handed, and lost my knowledge to write with my left hand. Thanks to her fucking nonsense.
That left-handed girl over there is @khairarina.
I hope she'll never met anyone like my idiotic kindergarten teacher.