#imjustkidnman

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Car got broken into, but honestly I’m not trippingπŸ˜… Moral of the story: stop letting stuff you can’t control affect your day β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ #comedy #instacomedy #nochill #laughallday #funnyvid #lmao #lol #50Centralbet #comedypage #worldstarfunny #comediansofig #laughitup #comedyhype #comedygold #funnyasfuck #comedycentral #worldstar #wshh #comedypost #skit #jokes #entertainment #imjustkidnman #robbery #blackonblackcrime
I should of taken my own advice. I just got outsmarted, I’ll hold this L πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#imjustkidnman Tag a single friend!! β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ #comedy #instacomedy #nochill #laughallday #funnyvid #lmao #lol #50Centralbet #comedypage #worldstarfunny #comediansofig #laughitup #comedyhype #comedygold #funnyasfuck #comedycentral #worldstar #wshh #comedypost #skit #jokes #valentinesday #valentine #single #nolove
I’m heated! On the real, this dude better never let me catch him πŸ˜‘πŸ˜€πŸ‘ŠπŸ½πŸ’₯ #imjustkidnman Tag a friend who gets mad like thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ #comedy #instacomedy #nochill #laughallday #funnyvid #lmao #lol #50Centralbet #comedypage #worldstarfunny #comediansofig #laughitup #comedyhype #comedygold #funnyasfuck #comedycentral #worldstar #wshh #comedypost #skit #jokes #entertainment #trainingday #denzelwashington #fights #angermanagment #birdsofinstagram
#Earlybirdrhymes will be coming to you every Monday at 7:30 am . No lie this granny just went inπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Tag a friend who’s grandma has the sauce like this!!πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #shapeshifter β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ #comedy #instacomedy #nochill #laughallday #funnyvid #lmao #lol #50Centralbet #comedypage #worldstarfunny #freestylerap #laughitup #comedyhype #comedygold #funnyasfuck #comedycentral #worldstar #wshh #comedypost #bars #hiphop #rapmusic #realrap #newmusic
I’m not snitching ladies, I have no loyalty to you and ya’ll nigga’s that are snitching need to smarten up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #imathinker #itswhatido β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ #comedy #instacomedy #nochill #laughallday #funnyvid #lmao #lol #50Centralbet #comedypage #worldstarfunny #comediansofig #laughitup #comedyhype #comedygold #funnyasfuck #comedycentral #worldstar #wshh #comedypost #skit #jokes #entertainment #laughalot #niggasblike #Hilarious
When you get curved in your own dream....πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. How tf did this just happened, talmbout we can’t do this cause we’re not dating. Foh!πŸ˜‚ #Imjustkidnman #comedy
Marvin the monkey just found out about @hm sweatshirt. His girl and I tried to tell him to let it go, it’s over with, but he’s too stubborn πŸ˜…...my dude won’t stand for this disrespect πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #coolestmonkeyinthejungle #hm #shapeshifter
Jealous dudes be like....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ I don’t want anybody in my bed but me. Idgaf who they are. #imjustkidnman #niggasbelike
There’s always that one dude that’s tryna kill my high. πŸ˜… calm down and take another hit of thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #highconversations #imjustkidnman #comedy
Ya’ll need to stop judging me, this woman can sing. Idc, I’m liking this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #comedy #goodmusic
When your friends hard of hearingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I said non-binary! #imjustkidnman
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I can’t be the only one that’s ever had a job like this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Stop talking to me. #imjustkidnman #niggasbelike
I know I’m not the only one who use to give themselves a pep talk and act out the scenario the day before they were planning on getting in a fight at school πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #niggasbelike #imjustkidnman #shortandhumble #shortmansyndrome
When the food is too goodπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #shapeshifter
Never trust a dude who’s drinking out of a plastic bag at a bar. Homie’s looking for a fight. Especially if he didn’t comb his hair before he came out πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#imjustkidnman
How you gonna turn down a black dude on #mlk day. That’s racist πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #Mrshortstack #themackisback #shortandhumble #shortniggasbelike
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ some of you dudes are way too insecure or at least way too focused on being β€œmanly”. Lmao,sometimes I can be the same way tho. Fyi, men don’t complement other men, that’s gay. #imjustkidnman #imathinker #itswhatido #nohomo #shapeshiftr
I can’t believe this. My whole life’s a lie. You can’t trust anyone, not even your own momsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ #imjustkidnman #shortandhumble #shapeshifter
When your step dad wakes you up from a good ass sleepπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it personal man, I'm just grumpy. #imjustkidnman #relateable #niggasbelike
#brokeniggasbelike πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I'm sorry to whoever's car I hit, but a nigga gotta eat. 😬#dontjudgeme #imjustkidnman #relateable
#femalesbelike 😭😭#imjustkidnman ...β˜•οΈπŸΈ
When you're intimidated by her last ex-boyfriendπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ #niggasbelike #imjustkidnman #MrShortStack #shortandhumble
Y'all need to stop praying in the morning before you brush your teeth! God doesn't want to smell all that. Honestly, though God's not what I thought he'd be like..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #thundercat #sundayprayer #ripaliyah #backandforth
Tinder meet up gone bad πŸ˜‚ Y'all girls are magicians with these photos! I'm done with tinder after thisπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #tindernightmares
Y'all need to stop worrying about me and focus on yourself! I get mines. My hand stays in that cookie jar πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #niggasbelike #howmaclown
I really dont understand atheists. I'm telling y'all there's a god. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @amberrose #toilettalk #imjustkidnman #noimnot #godisgood #allahissensational
When someone knows they owe you money and have the nerve to be buying shit in front of you. I refuse to stand for this disrespect. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #niggasbelike #wheresmymoney #imjustkidnman #imathinker #itswhatido
Some dudes really just break down the "would you hit" question too much. πŸ˜‚ But then again there is a science to this.You have to consider all factors. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚#niggasbelike #whatdayoftheweekisit #imjustkidnman
Sorry y'all, but I'm not changing, I love myself. New year, same me! Lmao, I was petty all 2017 and I'm gonna be petty all 2018πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #newyearnewme
Ladies be real with me. Is this what y'all see when a short dude hits on you?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #shortandhumble #funsized #imjustkidnman Snap: darealjaxbriggs
Ladies you aren't slick! Fellas wake up!! For 2018 I'm going to need to see some receipts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #imathinker #itswhatido #ihaveawoken #imjustkidnman #honestlyimnot
This is for all the broke people out there who really aren't tryna go in debt buying people gifts this year. Just say this and you're good! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Β° Β° Β° #yourewelcome #ihaveawoken #wakeupamerica #imathinker #itswhatido #imbroke #imjustkidnman #comedy #instafunny #lmao #funny #laughs #christmas #holidays #xmas #holidayseasonhub
Cold weather just isn't for me. Yes my car heater works, but using your car heater has an affect on your gas mileage. Even though it's insignificant, oh well, I'm tryna save money for the holidays. #apennyearnedisapennysaved #holidayseason #welcometothegoodlife #cheapskate #imjustkidnman
Man. Life’s been tough. Lately, I’ve been on a spiritual trek to discover who I am. This journey has been a hard fought one but has thankfully produced a plethora of paradigm shifts. All I wish for is to finish my life atop Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, basking in the glorified feeling that I anticipate accompanies self-actualization. I’ve realized that in order to do this I need to become a better man first. I don’t do this a lot, but I’m gonna open up to you guys real quick. This is tough to admit but I grew up in a house where my mother was in and out of AA meetings. Accompanying her there was my grandpa. I guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree huh? Over time, my eldest sister joined them, can you really blame her though? After all, it’s clear this disease runs in our family. Being exposed to this environment at such a young age was hard and unfortunately this disease became apart of me as well. It all came crashing down the first time my mom found me passed out and not breathing. I woke up in a hospital. Thankful to be alive. When my mom noticed I was awake, first thing she did was make me promise to attend AA meetings with her. Then she reached into her bag and handed me my first ever inhaler. #AsthmaticsAnonymous Why’d you just get so sad? You thought what? Lol my mom didn’t get drunk until she was 35. #Lmaoyallwild . #thatwomansasaint #imjustkidnman #howmaclown