#imjustkidnman

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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ#imjustkidnman
I canโ€™t be the only one thatโ€™s ever had a job like this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Stop talking to me. #imjustkidnman #niggasbelike
I know Iโ€™m not the only one who use to give themselves a pep talk and act out the scenario the day before they were planning on getting in a fight at school ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #niggasbelike #imjustkidnman #shortandhumble #shortmansyndrome
Never trust a dude whoโ€™s drinking out of a plastic bag at a bar. Homieโ€™s looking for a fight. Especially if he didnโ€™t comb his hair before he came out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚#imjustkidnman
How you gonna turn down a black dude on #mlk day. Thatโ€™s racist ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #Mrshortstack #themackisback #shortandhumble #shortniggasbelike
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ some of you dudes are way too insecure or at least way too focused on being โ€œmanlyโ€. Lmao,sometimes I can be the same way tho. Fyi, men donโ€™t complement other men, thatโ€™s gay. #imjustkidnman #imathinker #itswhatido #nohomo #shapeshiftr
I canโ€™t believe this. My whole lifeโ€™s a lie. You canโ€™t trust anyone, not even your own moms๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ #imjustkidnman #shortandhumble #shapeshifter
When your step dad wakes you up from a good ass sleep๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make it personal man, I'm just grumpy. #imjustkidnman #relateable #niggasbelike
#femalesbelike ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ#imjustkidnman ...โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿธ
Y'all need to stop worrying about me and focus on yourself! I get mines. My hand stays in that cookie jar ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #imjustkidnman #niggasbelike #howmaclown
Some dudes really just break down the "would you hit" question too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚ But then again there is a science to this.You have to consider all factors. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚#niggasbelike #whatdayoftheweekisit #imjustkidnman
Ladies be real with me. Is this what y'all see when a short dude hits on you?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #shortandhumble #funsized #imjustkidnman Snap: darealjaxbriggs
Ladies you aren't slick! Fellas wake up!! For 2018 I'm going to need to see some receipts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #imathinker #itswhatido #ihaveawoken #imjustkidnman #honestlyimnot
This is for all the broke people out there who really aren't tryna go in debt buying people gifts this year. Just say this and you're good! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ยฐ ยฐ ยฐ #yourewelcome #ihaveawoken #wakeupamerica #imathinker #itswhatido #imbroke #imjustkidnman #comedy #instafunny #lmao #funny #laughs #christmas #holidays #xmas #holidayseasonhub
Cold weather just isn't for me. Yes my car heater works, but using your car heater has an affect on your gas mileage. Even though it's insignificant, oh well, I'm tryna save money for the holidays. #apennyearnedisapennysaved #holidayseason #welcometothegoodlife #cheapskate #imjustkidnman
Man. Lifeโ€™s been tough. Lately, Iโ€™ve been on a spiritual trek to discover who I am. This journey has been a hard fought one but has thankfully produced a plethora of paradigm shifts. All I wish for is to finish my life atop Maslowโ€™s hierarchy of needs, basking in the glorified feeling that I anticipate accompanies self-actualization. Iโ€™ve realized that in order to do this I need to become a better man first. I donโ€™t do this a lot, but Iโ€™m gonna open up to you guys real quick. This is tough to admit but I grew up in a house where my mother was in and out of AA meetings. Accompanying her there was my grandpa. I guess the apple doesnโ€™t fall far from the tree huh? Over time, my eldest sister joined them, can you really blame her though? After all, itโ€™s clear this disease runs in our family. Being exposed to this environment at such a young age was hard and unfortunately this disease became apart of me as well. It all came crashing down the first time my mom found me passed out and not breathing. I woke up in a hospital. Thankful to be alive. When my mom noticed I was awake, first thing she did was make me promise to attend AA meetings with her. Then she reached into her bag and handed me my first ever inhaler. #AsthmaticsAnonymous Whyโ€™d you just get so sad? You thought what? Lol my mom didnโ€™t get drunk until she was 35. #Lmaoyallwild . #thatwomansasaint #imjustkidnman #howmaclown