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the likelihood of me being vitamin b deficient is very minimal ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ . . Niacin (B3): 90% Vitamin B6: 280% Vitamin B12: 250% Pantothenate (B5): 70% . . #wakeup #redbull #heavilycaffeinated #mypoorheart #palpitations #imkidding #2redbullkindaday #myfridgeisstocked #teamnosleep #dontmixredbullandbooze #youcanthandlehowawesomeitis
Swipe right to see my muscles and double tap if you like what you see ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’• #f21xme #imkidding
The โ€œthrowing away of the completely crossed off syllabusโ€ ceremony is so therapeutic! 2 more to go for Spring โ€˜19 โœŒ๐Ÿป . . #notearsshed #thisclasswasanightmare #groupprojectscansuckit #psychmajorshatehumans #imkidding #buticanspotanarcissistamileaway
Todayโ€™s thoughts... #relaxsanctimommies #imkidding
@haterhigh and I are both on vacation... only...his view is THIS splendor/Costa Rica...and mine is...our tantrumming child in the chaos of our out of control/in need of a dump truck purge dwelling... #serenitynow #illgetyoumypretty #jealous #imkidding #mostly #imnotbitter #itisprettythough #monkey
Dm the amazing @thisisleowang for a private styling session๐Ÿค— Price Negotiable๐Ÿคฉ#jk #imkidding
Be having to act like I have 2 degrees during the week ๐Ÿ˜.... #dontworry #imbackinthetre #afterthistest #hatback #nikeson #spittingzro #onthecouch #imkidding
#seriously #sarcastic #onpoint #no #imkidding #ugh ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™„
Thereโ€™s a lot of fish in the sea, but this is my fish. Stay the fuck away from my fish or the shark is coming ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #imkidding #kindof #maybe #ami ?
Happy late 4/20, hereโ€™s to my grandma getting lit. ๐Ÿป #lmao #imkidding #shesfine #420 #easter #notdead
True story. Gave everyone off tomorrow. I may hide for awhile. #ImKidding #Kinda #SeeYallNextThursday
I like doin hood rat things, with my hood rat friends ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ @emmaayers_ @aanderson911 #razor #woodscruise #girlsday #badbitchesonly #wetalkmadshit #imkidding
The personal meaning behind each individual photo I post should be immediately obvious. As well as the entire body of work as a whole. . . . #imkidding #captionsarehard #pano #panorama #catskills #mountains #sunset #fall #autumn #personalwork #alwaysshooting
Enjoy your Easter eggs but donโ€™t forget the true meaning behind it all. Itโ€™s because Humpty Dumpty died for our sins...or something like that๐Ÿค” Merry chocolate dayโœŒ๐Ÿป #happyeaster #dontgetoffended #imkidding #soznotsoz #wanderlust #chocolatewasted #browneyedgirl
Happy Easter peeps!!! Remember today is about jesus not chocolate! #imkidding #eatthechocolate #family #roast #kids
Today, on the 20th of April, for #noreason , I thought I'd make some..........brownies. #what #itsnotwhatyouthink #orisit #notitsnot #imkidding #maybe #ohlookatthetime #yyc
Feeling cute might take some thirst trap photos and disappoint some people later idk #bjj #bjjgirls #thirsttrap #imkidding
Let the Ancient Dark Art of Egg Alchemy BEGIN! Also, an attempted Slimer egg for good measure. . . . . . . . #easter #eastereggs #darkarts #arcane #ImKidding OBVIOUSLY #Ghostbusters #slimer
I see you stalking, ur lurking hiiiii @rickey #lost #flowers #stalker #stoplurkinginmyfeed #lol #imkidding #bye
i am aware that my bangs are fucked up ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Tyler is the greatest boyfriend in the world. Everyone is jealous that he is mine.
my luxe strappy bra came in the mail and iโ€™m hereby declaring the rest of the day, NO SHIRT SATURDAY! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s THAT good. . . #itsajoke #imkidding #zyiaactive #zyiavibes #tharealmeredith #noshirtsaturday #momlife #bosslife #leggingsarelife #brastoo #fitmom #boymom #strappybra #sidehustle
When your trainer yanks your chain...๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ Pause!!! My๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿพ trainer is better than yours... I will TRY and behave @agentshawn #CanILive #IMKidding #BodyByShawn #KeepMeAccountable #ISwearHeHasCamerasEverywhere #JustOneDrink #OrFive ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #SoonerFamily #FitFam
Forgot to post these to the gram but enjoy ๐Ÿ˜‚ #imkidding #thathairtho
Auguri di Buona Pasqua dalle ragazze! Ci rivediamo in negozio il 26 Aprile โ™ฅ๏ธ
has a new post! hey guys this is my style that you may comission for 1usd. I have just made a request post so ye. And if you want more benefits in your comission package then please shout me out :). ๐Ÿก this is ONLY for @kamsigns ! if you trace steal or modify in any way I will report you and winnie the pooh will come to your house and eat you. if that doesnโ€™t work then piglet, eeyore, tiger and many other characters will come to spoon your eyes out with a honey pot. ๐Ÿก tags: #yay #fansign #newacc #fansigner #havingfun #winniethepooh #torture #spooningeyesout #dontyoudaresteal #imkidding #meeeee
Ok but if capitalism is so bad? Why are things so pretty? Explain that one, communists. #design #designmuseum #museum #london #sightseeing #imkidding #butialsolovetheprettythings
Just me, casually escaping cops through the rooftops. #casual - (Sorry for the quality๐Ÿ˜ฌ) - - #parkour #freerunning #nothingillegal #imkidding #rooftops #blacknwhite #friyay #havingfun #jump #makeitcount #drop #height
Italian omelet. And what on #Urth is in my cappuccino??
ME walking past YOU with โ€œYOURโ€ nigga ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜› #igotyaman #takeyourman #citygirls #imkidding #slomo #enjoythis
Noahโ€™s new favorite thing to do is get tons of books, climb in Allieโ€™s crib with her and read to her โค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ #bestbigbrother #theyloveeachother #thefamilythatreadstogetherstaystogether #booksarelife #hopethatcribholdsup #ithinkhesreadytobabysit #imkidding
Little dude not a fan of the big bunny. Maybe I should do what I did to his mom to cure her mask phobia ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ #imkidding #carriedonthurtme #easter #easterbunny #jasonandrew #babysfirsteaster #scarybunny #easterpictures #easter2019 ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿฅš
Getting electric quotes this morning and eight turkeys come walking up the driveway. Apparently her new backyard is where they live. Lol. So thatโ€™s interesting. #thanksgivingdinner #turkey #imkidding #weirdneighbors
See what happens when you leave trifling men alone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€your skin clears up and hair grows thick/long #futurecatlady #idontlovethesehoes #imkidding #wherethenigeriancousinsat #mcmdontfollowme ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ
One word... MELTYMOO. โœจ I LOVE utilizing this technique when trying to combine 2 or more colors. This is the first time itโ€™s ever been done so Iโ€™m thinking of patenting the technique. What do you guys think?? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #meltymoo #firstintheworld #onlytimeitsbeendone #imkidding
WHO KNEW THAT WALKING 7 MILES IN THE SUN WITHOUT SUNSCREEN WOULD GIVE ME A SUNBURN!!!??? WHY DID NOBODY WARN ME? HOLLA AT ME, SKIN CANCER! ๐Ÿ“ž๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ’€ . . . . . #IMKIDDING #IKNEWTHISWOULDHAPPEN #ICOULDNTFINDMYSUNSCREEN
If you've had your eye on a piece of Charleen Tyson Jewelry (either for yourself or maybe Mom... #mothersdaygift ) now is the perfect time to go for it because all of her gorgeous goodies are 20% off. BUT! Only until the end of April. So, you know... hurry up already. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜ #imkidding #butseriously #thisisgifted
It [friendship] was feeling honoured by the privilege of getting to be present for another person's most dismal moments, and knowing that you could be dismal around him in return. #itssogood #butso ???? #hadtokeepmyself #fromthrowingyhebookthroughtheroom #acoupleoftimes #stilldontknowwhattothink #alittlelife #friendship #sodeep #lmao #imkidding #aesthetic #books #booksofinsta #jk #tumblr #lgbt #pride #gay #bi #lesbian #trans #imemo
I was just bored guys! #imkidding #teamsingle #waitingfornoone #wantingnoone #๐Ÿ˜‰
#TBT : throwback to this day last year when Bender & Winnie posed for their album cover ๐Ÿ˜… After Winnie's sudden passing, the record was put on hold but there are now plans to release it late summer ๐Ÿ˜‰ #albumdroppingsoon
"It's not a faze mom. it's my life" #emo #imkidding #haha
Ok. So this all started with my bestie moving to Virginia Beach this year.. and my posse began discussing where we wanted to move if/when we leave Cali. And we all kind of said Texas was one place. Then this page @josephdesignbuild found me and they are in Austin.. and my sister and I began talking about just how many people are moving there and loving it. Iโ€™ve been there, but itโ€™s changed a lot. So.. just wanted to let you all know Iโ€™ve done my research and donโ€™t be shocked if you see me posting from there saying I moved to Austin and started marketing things to all the people moving there in droves and I settled down with a Texan. Just sayin. That place is too cool. #imkidding #kindof #austinliving
Turns out I dont have to do squats anymore thanks to the padded butt underwear I found on @amazon ๐Ÿ˜‚... . #bootiful #imkidding #imnotkidding #amazon #idontwanttotakemybuttoff #weird #iwillkeepdoingsquats #happyhubby #bigbuttandicannotlie #humor ๐Ÿ˜‚ #curvygirl #bigbuttsquad #bootygains ๐Ÿ‘
I was never a fan of Louisville fans #ImKidding
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