Oh girl just staahhhppppp(said like Sami talking to Ron in Jersey Shore)
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You are holding that food like youโre scared of it and super unsure what food really looks looks like, your plate looks like it tells a more accurate tale of what you really ate that day, some spinach and maybe a dollop of hummus
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And girl itโs fine youโre fab and gorgeous and we love you but use an adorable dog as a prop in your photos not food, it sends the wrong message
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Food is to be devoured and enjoyed and cherished like my fat ass does everyday
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As Liz Lemon says when talking about the shitty casting of Julia Roberts in Eat, Pray, Love โugh Julia Roberts in a movie about eating? Give me Kirstie Alley, somebody who knows what sheโs doingโ
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