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Tell me that the fictional character Shaza Zulu and dude Dereck aren't the same guy. If you aren't familiar watch season 4 of a different world, matter of fact watch the whole series so ahead of it's time. #bettergetupouttamyface #marcfazon #adifferentworld #jokesbutserious #classictv #blackexcellence
Word! 🌑New Moon in Aquarius🌑 ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ February is for gains! This year we’re making a (todo) list and checking it twice so we can stay on track towards manifesting exactly what we want. Especially with tonight being a New Moon, now is a perfect time to write out some intentions, break them down into subgoals and make it happen boo! Use the fact spring is almost upon us to set forth renewed energy! Begin blooming boo! You got this! Surprise your self with just how capable you are! . . . . . #mood #goals #planning #loa #stacking #lol #moneymoves #mondaytips #jokesbutserious #wegotthis #gohard #newmoon #rituals #newmooninaquarius #gowiththeflow #bigthingscoming #makeithappen #gratefulinadvance #blackwitchesofinstagram #wealthbuilding #blaackwealth #witchesofinstagram #hustlehard #bossbabe #coach #entrepreneur #getemgirl
Story time: ⏰✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ ⏰ What we gon’ do right now is go back... Wayyy back... to me in the sixth grade to be exact. *NSYNC is still a thing, Video Music Box was our version of VEVO/ YouTube, and I was a young token Black girl in the suburbs of Bellevue, Washington, who couldn’t go one day without hearing,”call me now!” As I walked down the hallway. Just mentioning that phrase alone makes me cringe. There I was, your typical chubby, awkward tween girl just trying to fit in and get through middle school unscathed, with my self esteem in tact (a task that was only amplified by my otherness from being one of very few Black kids at our school (Tillicum yay yay)), and actively trying to be as invisible as possible (until the slow songs at the school dances came on) and here these lil douchebags were calling me Miss Cleo. I hated when they would call me that. I probably would have been justified calling it bullying... but it was a different, more resilient time... Who’d a thunk we would fast forward and lil’ ole Miss Cleo would have totally shifted in presecption, to me. A part of me feels like the universe calls us to things long before we know they’ll manifest into something bigger. This also makes me think that sometimes the things we avoid or bother us the most are the things that will have the most impact on is, once we toughen up and confront them. I know that’s definitely the case in this regard. Now, when I think of Miss Cleo, I recognize that she brought tarot into the mainstream. Now when I see Miss Cleo I think of how lucrative divination is. And especially when I think of Miss Cleo, I think of young insecure ass Chloe not knowing just how much that ole’ nickname would resonate. Miss Cleo salute to the g.o.a.t! . . . . #thankyouforattendingmytedtalk #misscleo #callmenow #tarot #misscleo #divination #highpriestess #ase #lwa #ancestors #storytime #tarotreadersofinstagram #tbt #tatotcards #jokesbutserious #80sbaby #90skid #classicinfomercial #misscleotarotdeck #tatotcards #tarotart #tarotismytherapy #divinatorsofcolor #blacktarotreaders #blackgirlmagic #likewedidinthe90s #backinthedaywheniwasyoung
Hunnybuns for all!!!! ✨✨✨ So I’m starting a #PayItForward challenge so we can help increase the joy vibrations within this frequency!!! My pay it forward came because I accidentally purchased a hubby bun when I meant to buy the licorice next to it! This is a great exercise in reciprocity and the flow of the universe. Who knows how this energy will come back to me but I’m grateful in advance! . . . . #mood #share #smallvictories #bethechange #payitforward #give #makeachange #howahunnybunchangedmyoutlookonlife #jokesbutserious #lwa #lawofreciprocity #honeybuns #itsalwaystheseason #givingandreceiving #lawofattraction #loa #mindset #coach #entrepreneur #alchemy #increasethefrequency #frequencyoflove #circleoflife
Currently in Michigan.. Seriously its cold👀😐💀 Bundle up out there my good people #michigan #oldmanwinter #socoldoutside #dontleavethehouse #freeze #goodolmichiganweather #gooutsideifyouwanttodie #jokesbutserious #detroit
I’m giving thanks in advance ✨✨✨ This year has hardly begun and I’m already beginning to see things visualized, spelled on, meditated about and, prayed for, manifesting. I am here to say that manifestation only takes as long as it takes for you to fully believe in and align yourself. So, if you’re not aligned or unsure, that’s okay! Now’s a great time to gain clarity and start your intentions. And, if you’re already aligned, well then you can practice your: Amen✨So mote it be ✨ InshaAllah✨Ase . . . #givingthanks #all2019 #miracleshappen #2019lookslike #levelup #answeredprayers #spellsworking #getthebag #growingandglowing #enjoyinglife #kidsgood #hubbylove #deeperfaith #pussypoppin #wholesquadlit #birthcontrolworking #vacatingthepremises #jokesbutserious #godisgood #lwa #ancestorsblessings #actualization #manifestion #amen #somoteitbe #inshallah #ase
I'm living proof you can eat what you want and still look like this... Your IG online trainer lied to y'all. 2019 live your best life.... Eat that fried chicken and mac n cheese.. #fitlife #fitspo #fitfreak #ebonyaesthetics #ebonyfitness #ebonyfitfreaks #allgasnobrakes #2019bestlife #friedchicken #macncheese #stillfly #stillfit #itsyounotthefood #jokesbutserious #nogames #bigmad
✨✨✨ Word! I’m tryin to channel my inner pretty boy, Flacco @asaprocky on some “ladies take it easy *in my Tupac “I get around”voice, for today 1/11/2019 ✨✨✨ Today 1/11 or 111 has so much cosmic significance as it represents alignment, amplification, new opportunities, and abundance. The energetic vibration of the year is 3 or 2+0+1+9=12 or 1+2=3 already signifies this will be a year full of synchronicity, new opportunities, and plenty of abundance.... And it’s Friday!!!! God is good!!! . . . . #godisgood #vibes #111 #alignment #signs #goodthingsarecoming #energeticvibrations #alchemy #magic #blessingsonblessings #tgif #vibratehigher #numerology #lol #jokesbutserious #mood #goodthingsarehappening #spiritguides #gratitude #thanksinadvance #lawofattraction #yaslord
Positive vibes ONLY! 😷 shout out to @raven_hawkins for hooking up the face piece! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #stillakid #stillyoung #japantours #beanieswag #imouthereplayin #sunglassswag #universalstudios #palmtrees 🌴 #coldbutsunny #jokesbutserious
I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom, hoe!” Muahahahahah!!!!!!!! PolarisTarot I can’t with you! Lmao!!!! Tag a milf you love!!!! . . . #ahahahah #theempress #milf #lmao #momlife #divinefeminine #tbh #imnotacoolmom #tarotreadersofinstagram #blackmamamagic #tarot #jokesbutserious #divination #tarothumor #meangirls #polaristarot #whodidthis #lol
Tuh- Ginuwine: Pony 112:Anywhere Ray Cash: I’m a pimp in my own mind Erykah Badu: Danger Anything by Travis Scott Every song on Watch The Throne Throw in some Beyoncé praise hour and top it off with Jill Scott: Crown Royal on ice!!!!! . . . #carrideconcerts #crusin #groovin #kidsgonemysongs #goingupontuesday #music #thursdayhumor #soundtrack #tbt #112 #iamddb #raycash #ginuwinepony #jayz #travisscott #beyonce #jillscott #crownroyalonice #mood #jokesbutserious #onthursdayswerage #mrsrager #momlife #momof3 #motherHOOD #suburbanmoms #blackmamamagic #blackmomsbelike #dontyouevertouchablackmansradio #lol
Who made this meme of actual conversations with my Dad! Lmao!!! J/k j/k!!! *smiles and walks off to cleanse my crystals, do my rituals, read some tarot cards, dress some candles, write in my grimoire, and set out offerings to my ancestors! . . . #lovemydad #daddysgirl #hethinksimweird #butlovesmenonetheless #lol #jokesbutserious #thesimpsons #flanders #simpsonsfans #crystalhealing #crystallovers #crystalhumor #witchesofinstagram #lwa #divinatorsofcolor #blackgirlmagic #mood #itsthegodinme #christiswatching #kanyeshrug #blessingsonblessings #alwaysinallways #ancestorswildestdreams #sundaysermon #lmao
This week’s #WeaklySpread is all too familiar for some. This woes of motherhood when your just trying to chill...Even more so, when you’re just trying to center yourself before Thanksgiving! . . . . . . For the record... Cairo knows she ain’t getting the word dammit past me but.... #comics #Art #momlife #metime #selfcare #kidsdrivingmecrazy #actinglikemynameisBeBe #leavemealone #lol #didntyoujusteat #damn #lol #jokesbutserious #ipad #procreate #digitalart #womenincomics #zine #blackcomicartists #whatsfordinner #twasthedaybeforethanksgiving #mybabies #nochill #witchesofinstagram #bebeskids #momofthree #werehungry #feedmeseymour #artistsoninstagram
Word!!! Water is the elixir of life and being that we are beings that are 70% water, staying properly hydrated is more than just good for your health, it’s essential for your being! Connect to source today!!! . . . . . #mood #liquidlight #mood #drinkwater #stayhydrated #connecttosource #lol #jokesbutserious #godrinksomewater #vibes #blackgirlmagic #healing #selfcare #godessenergy #mindsetiseverything #getsomefreshair #poup #drank
I can spot him in a crowd of 50,000. This is soooooo @i_markjefferson and I. I can be on stage singing my heart out and he’ll be right there FRONT & CENTER cheering me on and singing along to EVERY WORD. Happy to witness what makes me happy - that’s a TRUE FRIEND. Now come on security, I see my best friend in the audience and we gotta give him this mic 🎤 so he can slay a note or two lol. #jokesBUTserious #happy4me #imhappy4him #imnotdoingthisWITHOUThim
😂😂😂Omg I just can’t even!!!! When she said “talk to me nice” that shit re👏🏾son👏🏾ates!!! Say it loudaaaaa!!!!!! @officialtarikh this you!!!! I’m your hype man and your mine!!!! Dats law!!!! . . . . #repost # #positiveselftalk #zaddywiththepeptalk #affirmations #relationshipgoals #mantra #iknowhowtomakeabitchmad #donti #couplesgoals #classic #comedy #repost #icanteven #cardib #bardigang #jokesbutserious #sayitlouder #yaaaaasss #spiritanimal #vibes #divinefeminine #mood #alchemy #goodmorningsbelike #backinitup #😂😂😂
Ahahahah! First of all: Muggles though!!!! 😂😂😂 Second of all: The Creator and the Ancestors and my assigned spirit guides have been working overtime sending me signs and aligning my path juuuuuust right!!! I’m tryna tell y’all use this highly sensitive time and really peep the signs cause they’re out there... Plain as day, loud and clear! . . . . . #woah #synchronicity #alignment #mood #lol #ancestors #magic #theveilislifting #witchesofinstagram #givethanks #mugglesjustdontunderstand #signs #vibes #alchemy #jokesbutserious
When you really are trying to just have small talk and not get all metaphysical and stuff but you just can’t help it... . . . . . #tarotandchill #lol #tarothumor #realtalk #retrobarbie #tarot #jokesbutserious #tarotreadersofinstagram #jokes #3cardspread #dmforareading #tarotspread #mood #metaphysical #vibes
😂😂😂Siri play BadMamaJama by Carl Carlton😂😂😂... Make your forever mood on “unwarranted compliments”... “(Gassssp) thank you!!!! You’re so sweet!” ...Especially when the compliments come from yourself! . . . . . . . . #lmao #theinternetisundefeated #compliments #mood #feelinggood #nowifeelevenbetter #tellmemore #flattery #whyisthissofunnytome #lol #stillgotit #stoppingtraffic #soundtrack #badmamajama #carlcarlton #momlife #oldschoolmusic #jokesbutserious #alchemy #ahahahah #ineededthat #ifeelpretty #vibes #jokes
😂😂😂 Right, everybody wasn’t king fu fighting, some of y’all were busy getting your ass kicked!!!😂😂😂 Lol naw but for real .... This resonates with me. Not just cause it’s funny AF but because it harkens to so much truth. Like how when somebody recounts the story of what happened on the battlefield that is love.... and life, aint no one finna’ admit that they got two pieced by Mr. Miyagi.... Or put plainly, everything we can control presenting [read: social media, tv, first impressions) is going to be a highlight, our best effort, the time it worked. Few people are going to talk about all the fails and punches that came before the victory. So, go easy on yourself, expect your share of punches, and remember to be transparent (major key)... so nobody is waiting in the wings spreading rumors about the time they seen you get punched by Mr Miyagi! . . . . . . #jokesbutserious #lmao #everybodywaskungfufighting #sike #notheywerent #imafool #lmao #message #sundaysermon #rollwiththepunches #tilyourrollinthewinnerscircle #gethefuckback #guardyourgrill
Kodakblack instrumental ft yonkerssosa😂 can we make this happen? 🇯🇲🇱🇷😂 tag Kodak black and I’ll finish the song🤟🏾#jokesbutserious #letsgetfamous #kodakblack #sosa
I did a thing, y’all! I’m working on a new comic strip tentatively titled #WeaklySpread .... which will be featured in my new zine: The Calm: A direct response to The Crisis! (Yes, the title’s is an homage to my hero artist Aaron Douglas) The Calm will be a monthly holistic health zine (we’re talkin’ mental, physical, spiritual, emotional, financial, creative, and AURA-L health... you name it!* in my Shirley Caesar voice lol) for the magically aligned! In the mean time, 👉🏾swipe left 👉🏾 Thanks for checking out this preview of the comic and let me know what you think! To my magical moms.... Who can relate???? And Drop a comment below and let me know what you do when you get me time.... 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 . . . . . #metime #thecalmzine #zine #comicstrip #comics #motherhood #blackartist #momlife #blackmomsbelike #holistichealth #mentalhealth #healers #arttherapy #divinefeminine #entrepreneur #zinelife #blackzinesters #dance #rollup #tarot #merriment #blackgirlmagic #sza #art #jokesbutserious #thecalm #thecrisis #thecrisismagzine
Feeling summer time fine!!! ...And soaking up every opportunity I don’t have to wear a thick jacket cause I’m in Colorado and I know it’s only a matter of time before it’s coming... Winter is coming!!! Naw, but in all honesty with September here and the impending fall and winter months just around the corner, I am reminded that within life we have our seasons. Just as the earth knows when it’s time to shine and when it’s time to hibernate, we’ve also gotta be conscious of the seasons within our own lives. After all, we are the microcosm to the Earth’s macrocosm or in laymen’s terms... As above, so below! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #seasons #summertimefun #vibe #blackonblackonblack #plustheammostilo #badandboujee #brownskinpoppin #melanin #loclivin #mypleathersosoft #5head #alien #cutetho #jokesbutserious #feelslikesummer #seasonofthegrownwoman #seasonofslay #grownwomanshit #mood #divinefeminine #alchemy #thejoyouswitch #grateful #blackgirlmagic
😂😂😂🤣 most things on social media don’t light my laughter pilot easily but this is a mess. Plus the other responses that came afterwards. #jokesbutserious #lol #icantdeal #butforreal
I’m looking for my number one fan *usher voice (Looks around the empty room) Don’t all jump at once... Sheeeeiiit...Who am I foolin... I know it’s me!!!! 😂😂😂😂 But in all honesty there is so much truth to this! No one is going to fully get the vision, less are going to be invested enough to care, and even less are going to try to understand it, and in those moments you have to be your own ride or die! Coach your own little self to victory. Be your own great woman behind the great woman (or man) that is you... and truly cherish those who are there to support you when they can! . Keep going! They’ll all be rooting for you soon enough! . . . . #cheerforyourdamnself #spiritualcheerleader #coach #getem #iwasrootingforyou #weareallrootingforyou #noyouwerent #selfappreciation #lmao #jokesbutserious #yougotthis #gome #happytwerk #number1fan #formydamnself #consistencyiskey #selflove #entrepreneur #keephustling #smokebymyself #drinkbymyself #keepgoing
⁉️QUESTION TIME ⁉️ Which burpee is ‘better’? Which is more skilful? Which requires more strength or control? The answer... it doesn’t fucking matter. Stop specialising to the extent of detriment. Being strong is cool but not if touching your toes is impossible. Equally redundant is being as flexible as wet pasta without being able to lift your own body weight. Embrace moving in new and different ways. Do the same in your life. What’s bad for the ego is often good for the practice. Be the worst in the room for once, who knows what you will learn. Expect burpees in tomorrow’s class.... #jokesbutserious
No we aren't breaking into somebody else's house, here we are unlocking the front door to our FIRST HOUSE! We are officially homeowners as of today and what a day!!! 🙌🏻🏡💞 Even before we got married, the Lord was putting it on our hearts to begin owning property and despite so much earthly circumstance that said there was no way we would own a property this early in married life, here we are with the keys!! 🔑 Be encouraged! All things are possible 💫 We can't testify without thanking the wonderful people that worked for us to make this dream a reality. A huge shout of love to Luke's mum, dad and Nanny Goderie for helping push this door open! You have changed our lives today!! 😭🙌🏻❤️ #homeowners #dreamtoreality #claimtheland
So my cousin @kats20 (with the bun) sent me this, and I'm like "how cute is this. Who are you with"? So she says I guess that's you? And my kids are like "yeah Mommy that's you, we made your a bitmoji". Really and apparently it's somewhere in cyberspace cause @kats20 is in another country. At least they made me cute. But watch your kids and social media, they Will phone jack you and Can run you if they want to. #jokesbutserious #innocenceofachild #cyberpredatorscanfindyourstufftoo #canttakethingsforgranted #butmybitmojiiscute #nowigaveherabang
Ima speak for all men when I say we need an answer! Lmao🤨😂😂 #curious #comedy #jokesbutserious #help #questionoftheday #doesanybodyknow #manproblems #weneedanswersbruh 🤣🤣🤣
For those of you who actually watch South Park, you notice how everytime something drastic happens everyone blames Canada..... #goodoleamerica #wouldnt #be #right #if #they #werent #finger #pointing #latenightpost #southpark #katsrandomthoughts #jokesbutserious #havealaugh #katspointofview
I think I had to much to drink .... #whereYourMamaAt #didYourDadLeaveYet #jokesbutSerious
Happens every function, all those hours preparing and still waiting on food and people to arrive, we have to do better as a unit 😂 #blackpeople #familygettogethersbelike #holidays #jokesbutserious #katspointofview
Truth be told 😂, no man/woman is ever worth stealing, and if he/she could drift away from you or be taken so easily was he or she even yours to begin with? #whenfoodislife #katsopinions #life #humans #people #relationships #men #women #jokesbutserious #latenightthoughts #katspointofview
Sometime you just got to break the rules. #williamlawson #whiskey #capetown #fishandsalad #bacardi #jokesbutserious
Just Listed! 9a Norfolk St, North Perth 3 bed | 2 bath | 2 car | $680pw ••• Defined spaces and jolts of colour play a big part in what makes this property tick. It has bespoke touches such as the built in aquarium that sets it apart from the rest, not the same- old same-old floor plan that is commonplace. And what a location! You are right on the Mount Lawley boundary, so all the pleasures of the exclusive suburb are yours to explore. Plus this special pocket has its own delights, including great cafes, shopping and of course glorious Hyde Park on your doorstep. ••• First home open Saturday 11-11.20am or call the office for more details. ✌🏼
Lmao ! #Rp @rmlundyjr Juss get straight Saucy on heuxs 😎 Bihh, you thought I forgot? Never. But my God said to forgive so as to not block my Blessings ((& therefore my flesh says to STUNT ON DAT AZZ once said Blessings are received)) 😂#NotSaltyButMarinated #Semantics #Levels #ProdigalDaughter #GodsWorkingOnHisChild #TheComeUpIsMyTestimony #ThirstyThursdays #CuzYallReadAllTheseHashtags #JokesButSerious #HashtagQueen 👑
Oh man, this time last year 🙌🏽 I'm waaaay overdue for a beach getaway with ma homegirl! ☀️🌴 #FijiTime #JustGirls #NoPoIMeanBoys 🙄 #QueenOfThatExtraWheel 😂💁🏽
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