Are assholes sometimes. Yeah brave to say these days as we all have to pretend are kids are awesome all the time and that our lives are perfect...#bullshit
. I said this to a women once and she looked at me with the same contempt a fat person uses when they look at a salad. Everyone has disliked their kids at some point.. doesn't mean we don't love them we always love them and would sacrifice our life for them but there has been times I have looked at my child and thought your an asshole and I don't like you right now anyone thay says they haven't are liars. #justsaying #dad #dadsofinstagram #kidsareassholes #buttheirmyassholes #ilovethem #lovemykids #honesty
Today Looks Like A Plan B Kinda Day 💪🏾
1. Thank you Facebook/Instagram for both using your algorithms to tell me @joshwolfcomedy
is in Minneapolis this weekend. As intrusive and creepy as it is, dammit it’s useful sometimes.
2. Yes, I look like I’ve been crying in the first picture because I did for his entire set. 😂☠️ Not only was his new material hilarious, but he told us the extended version of his Best Practical Joke Ever (google it and thank me later) and it was everything I wanted and more. 🙌🏼😂 #FridayNight #JoshWolf #Comedian #hilarious #OneOfMyFavorites #BestPracticalJokeEver #KidsAreAssholes
I don't have kids, but the thought of raising the future generation makes me want some wine!
🤦♀️Do you have a child who goes out of his/her way to avoid eating the food you prepare?
In my home, if you don’t eat what I am making, you go to bed with a hungry belly! I will listen to your arguments about why you think eating cereal is a better choice than eating the stuffed shells I spent 45 minutes making....but my answer will still be, “That’s nice, please set the table for dinner.”
As hard as it can be to endure whining and complaining about foods your child doesn’t want to eat, keep trying! Don’t become a short order cook. Nobody’s got time for that! I have successfully turned picky eaters into “better” eaters so I promise it’s possible!
Parents, who is in charge? 👊🏼
Nothing compared to the meltdown from asking her “What are you doing?” #kidsareassholes
Anyone else’s house a fucking lunatic asylum in the mornings??
Don’t let this sweetness fool ya. Their Dada has been out of town for two days, just returned today thank God and let me tell you, these two have chewed me up and spit me out. From fighting over tablets and toys, to waking up at 4:30 am, to tantrums and the usual nonsense of little ones they have worked me over. Beckham just finished crying so hard he puked because I wouldn’t let him play with an unopened bottle of bubbles and Maddox just finished a tantrum because he didn’t think Harris teeter sold toys. 🤦🏻♀️ kids are rad. It’s not always perfect and sweet and anyone who tried to lead you to believe it is is full of shit. I’m drained. Physically and emotionally drained. #winetime #mountpleasantmama #charlestonmom #momlife #fml #kids #kidsareassholes #butilovethem #exhaustedmommy #boymom #brothers #broskisquad #bros #momminainteasy
Thought I’d share a little photo of my GAY son. Today while I rode on the bus for the field trip I heard the word “gay” used in a derogatory way about 100 times. I know kids (even adults) use that word frequently now a days, but when I asked one kid if being gay was a bad thing he responded “Ewww, YES”. Its really sad that kids are taught shit like this at home. I bet that little punk wouldn’t have a problem with a gay doctor saving his life after getting his ass whooped by someone for talking negatively about them. Parents need to do better. #pissedoffmomma #kidsareassholes
I always hear “I wanna be a coach, but my life is a mess. My marriage is struggling, I’m over weight, & I work so much... plus my kid gets all my free time...” Guess what.... Life is messy.... & Trust me, someone else is struggling with those same exact things & they are waiting for someone relatable to them!
Theres a reason I have nurses, teachers, and corporate employees on my team.
Do you think you can show up as a great teacher if your struggling with thousands of dollars of student loan debt?
Do you think you can be the best nurse to your patients if you are overweight, have no energy and don’t have a handle on your own health?
Do you think you can be the best Corporate employee if your spouse resents you from working long hours and not focusing on your marriage?
Girl, I became a coach to help others & my damn self- it’s totally a #WinWin
I am looking for coaches that want to help just themselves, who want to make an extra $200-$500 a month so they can pay of their debt, pay for kids activities, & help with holidays
Must be hard working & allow yourself to believe in yourself. I need you to go all in for your own health & happiness & help other women do the same.
Mom life to the FULLEST today... 😒 .
We're all sick. I stayed home with the boys today, because Wyatt had awful croup last night, and can't go to daycare. .
We're all miserable and tired. And you know what's the worst... A sick and tired 3 year old.. 🙄 .
I'm trying to get caught up on house work, because I was down and out all weekend. So I put Rhett down for a nap, and made Wyatt go lay in bed for quiet time (betcha he falls asleep😉), because this mama needs some ME TIME. 👊🏻 .
Drank my magical Mommy Crack, now to crush out day 1 of my final week of this program, then continue with my housework. Excercise gives me mental clarity, and patience for my children! Especially my toddler. 🙈 .
My 'sick day's isn't very relaxing. Lol #MomLife