Omg I have a million things to do. My dad is gonna be here at 8am tomorrow. What am I gonna do? Ahhh. I gotta go to the grocery store. The weed store. Take down every screen card that has anything to do with a stripclub from my walls. When my mom was here the day before I took down 37 cards from the wall cuz it is my dads story. Our screenplay. Some day you will see it on the screen. But out of respect. Cuz my parents are divorced. Sometimes I cry 😢 like a little girl. And I feel like an idiot. I’m crying right now. Cuz I love them both and they’re my heroes. But they can’t be together so I can’t worry about that now. Thank god im single. All relationships do is lead you to pain. Anyway. Where would we be without comedy? ..??? I am stilll angry I haven’t done #standupcomedy
in forever. 😭 god I miss it. Like a crackhead when they take ur crack away. Is it possible to have an addiction to #comedy
? Yes. It is. And the longer I don’t get on the stage. #openmic
. It’s killin me. And I’m supposed to be #killakel
. Anyway this is the bag for my dads xmas present 🎁 🎄 late. But I can’t wait to see him. I wish I’d had the $$ to go to comedy last year before. I had so much material. I wish I’d had the cash to get there before Christmas. So many jokes about Santa 🎅. First of all. Why we put kids on a old white guys lap ...he knows when you sleeping. He knows when you are bad. So be good for goodness sake. What the fuck is he a stalker or child molester? And then we lie to children. And why this old creepy mothafucka go around callin everybody a ho? But Christmas is over. And fuck y’all for still reading this. Fuck y’all. Fuck y’all. It always sounds better on the stage. But im broke. Christmas is over. I miss my dad. And now in under 24 hours I have to get my daddy’s xmas present 🎁 ready. Get ready to make steak dinner for when he gets here. And get enough incense to get rid of the smell of 7” stripper heels 👠 & weed. 🌿 💨 🚫 👎🏼 My back hurts like a fuck. But i am gonna finish this goddamn screenplay 📝 wit my dad. Moral of the story is. Shit happens. Sometimes life fucks you in the Ass & you scream & cry & have nightmares..