Mom likes to call me a thief when I take her socks, but now she actually wants to bring a case against me! She says it will help her remember it for the #barexam
, and maybe help some of our fellow #barprepper
friends as well.
She is charging me with larceny. I asked her to charge me with larceny by trick because it sounds cooler 😎 but apparently it’s not legally accurate. She says this is because she didn’t actually consent to me taking the socks (which of course is what made me want to steal them in the first place). Now, in my defense, I am arguing that I didn’t have the intent to either keep the socks for myself or permanently deprive her of them, but she says that I most certainly intended to do something with them that would create at least a high risk that she would never get the socks back (like eating them). I tried to argue that I didn’t completely eat the socks, but she says that it doesn’t matter what actually happened to them, but instead what I intended to do with them at the time I took them.
What do you think? Am I guilty as charged?
#barbripets #legallappies #caninecriminals #k9crimes #citizencanine #ifcutenessisacrime #guilty #larceny #innocent #youbethejudge