#lifefail

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Whereโ€™s the camera? We donโ€™t know ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thank God for a lazy Saturday now that work is over ๐Ÿ–ค What are you all up to today?
Forgetting you have a bike on your roof en route to bluestone is one thing ... trying to drive your car through the McDonaldโ€™s drive through with a bike on top is just stupid ... thank god there were random children pointing and laughing at what was about to happen... ended making the whole queue reverse out of the drive through and whilst signalling them to move back my dress blew up and flashed my knickers #mcdonaldsfail #lifefail #bluestone ....going to add that i was also weirdly wearing two pairs of knickers to top it off ... one as a normal pair and one over my tights like a super hero to hold my tights up ๐Ÿ™ˆ
so i may or may not have locked myself out of my room today when I went out to pick up my pho!!!!! while i still got in my apartment my room automatically LOCKED, and well who knew?! Even with the concern about my locked room, I enjoyed every bite of my smoke brisket pho with EXTRA garnishes AND extra broth (I went all out) and essentially ate dinner at 3pm! After waiting on hold forever w my management company, my roommate intelligently pointed out that that I could just stick a knife in it!!!!!! Lo and behold everything was fine (of course after waiting on hold again to cancel the call i waited on hold for so long to begin with) lol #fail #lifefail #adulting #life #lifestyleblog #lifestyleblogger #foodblog #foodblogger #foodinsta #reflections #inspo
When @juju calls and your phone hangs up without prompting. #LifeFail Blame #HurricaneFlorence ๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒ€ #SouthCarolina #Steelers Via:-@puma_lily
Still mind blown by this. All these years swearing at these little fuc*ers when I struggled to open them turns out it's a sachet ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ#mindblown #failingatlife #didyouknow #oxo #oxocube #lifefail #liveandlearn #whiknew #lifejustgotbetter
I was overjoyed when Tilly decided to have a 2hr nap this afternoon that I decided we should go out for a walk to see the ducks once she woke up! In my eagerness we rushed out the door and then realised I was still in my slippers... Then I realised I didn't have keys! Thankfully Robbie took his keys with him, and I've managed to find some shoes in tkmaxx! I didnt realise that along with a spare outfit for Tilly I now should probably carry a spare set of shoes for me in life! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parentingfail #mahabis #lifefail #struggleatbeingagrownup
Omg why ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Never again #stickandpoke #lifefail #why #lfl #fff
For the last week I've been distracted by learning how to juggle life with a toddler in the home as well as stay on top of all of my projects... Lets just say im failing lol. Dont worry though im slowly figuring it out! Soon my house will be clean again and pile of content i have for yall will be reviewed! Lol #grandmalife #grandson #lolabell #instadogs #puppylove #cuddles #aww #momlife #lifehappens #lifefail #lifeisgood #ivegotthis #dogsandbabies #xoxo
Reason number 1683 to always pack an extra outfit... when your pants get caught on something at the airport and RIIIIIPPP #ripzarapants #lifefail
Homemade fish pie for dinner #LifeWin Eating it on the small person's bedroom floor as he refuses to go to sleep #LifeFail ๐Ÿ˜’
Well, I survived the last 2 days. Seriously the worst headache Iโ€™ve ever had. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ Almost 48 hours of head throbbing, eye pressure, nausea inducing head pain. ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐ŸปMaybe it was a migraine, but it might have also been a combination of neck/back tension combined with sinus pressure. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Then when I managed to get to slightly under control, I whacked my head on the ceiling while on my stairs ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ(donโ€™t ask how-I have special talents that I canโ€™t reveal) Letโ€™s hope the rest of the week is more than survival because next week is fall break!!! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ‰
This has been such a trying week! Ransomware attack and stressed to the max. Little things seem like big issues. Thank goodness for stress away helped me keep my calm despite a few whoopsies today ๐Ÿ˜ณ
That loser moment when you realize you washed and dried your wallet. #oops #lifefail #monday
#LifeFail I tried making #kombucha and managed to make it moldy (I think I know my mistake). And after this whirlwind weekend we noticed we are sprouting something from our drain (luckily it isnโ€™t big or damaging). Iโ€™ve never been so happy for a Monday.
I think to myself, I'm slaying this whole mom job and breaking the circle of a bull crap ridden life. Then I look at my daughter and I realize at every turn I fail. #momlife #lifefail #lularoesarah makes me happy #jesustakethewheel
โ“‘โ“˜โ“–โ“–โ“”โ“ขโ“ฃ โ“›โ“˜โ“” โ“”โ“ฅโ“”โ“ก โ €โ € This is why I need to carry this big notebook everywhere... โ €โ € and I still write things on post-its, misplace them aka lose them, and then try to rely on memory๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ โ €โ € big fail every single time โ €โ € When you write your to-do list, are you? โ €โ € A: pencil and paper kind of gal B: smartphone app kind of gal โ €โ € โ–ช๏ธ โ–ช๏ธ โ–ช๏ธ โ €โ € #lifing #everydaylife #everydaystruggles #denimdress #brunettebalayage #madeformore #todolist #lifefail #browneyed #30isthenew20 #canyourelate #selflovewarrior #fashionenthusiast #stillsummer #lifestylebloggers #zarawoman
What do people do when theyโ€™re already on the edge and absolute f**king f**ky stuff like this happens in close succession. โฃ โฃ It almost always happens when youโ€™re already at your wits end. โฃ โฃ My way of dealing with it is usually to scream a list of expletives (not in front of the wain usually!), hit a pillow or two then succumb to the inevitable cleanup. ๐Ÿ™„โฃ โฃ #getthedyson #dyson #cleaning #frustration #mess #breakage #spillage #parenting #parenthoodfail #lifefail #fail #ffs #floor #hoover #mummyblogger #lifeblogging #instapics #helpme #sendhelp #momsofinstagram #alreadyontheedge #ontheedge #firstworldproblems
When @juju calls and your phone hangs up without prompting. #LifeFail Blame #HurricaneFlorence ๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŒ€ #SouthCarolina #Steelers
@jenlucywatson I think I found another #lifefail ๐Ÿ˜‚
This about sums up my day and my emotions today from start to finish. I had no velcro. Btw tape doesn't hold up broken visors.
I'm like, "Honey, we need to stop buying so many Funko toys. And on that note, excuse me while I buy this Knight Rider figure..." #lifefail #sorrynotsorry
tomorrow isn't guaranteed, so live life, eat gluten and shut up. (unless you're allergic... then don't eat gluten) ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~ #life #now #comic #future #past #tonorrow #today #liveinthenow #now #instagram #quote #lol #lifefail #calvinandhobbes
Playing it cool In front of your crush Pt. 2 (Via @ladbible ). . . . #funny #3olfpack ๐Ÿบ #hilarious #toogood #fail #done #life #weekendvibes #crushfail #lifefail
I learnt this morning the canister opens from the bottom ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ. #lifefail #dyson
When my friends post pics looking hot all over the world, and Iโ€™m just like: this is my coffee today @abbie_may_banks โค๏ธ#idratherbetraveling #lifefail #chailatte #lunchbreak #capetown #city #coffeeshop
Can I confess that my partner is still re-stacking the dishwasher once I've already packed it ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ Even after I wrote a blog post on how to stack it right and I was pretty confident I had it nailed lol. Am I alone here? Look, granted, I often just chuck something in and it takes three cycles to wash it properly... but it's the circle of life. Hakuna matata and all that. Don't sweat the small stuff ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ Any other failed dish stackers out there? We need a support group.
DAMN IT!!!!!! . . Every morning I wake up I am just concentrating on getting the important things done. It feels like walking with blinders on through sludge. . . -kids just went back to school -grocery shopping for the restaurant -grocery shopping for the house -running the said Restaurant -working on the future of the restaurant -planning our annual trip to the beach -along with running this house and trying to prevent it from looking like a goddamn tornadoes has run through it. All the while feeling like a 90 year old woman that just wants to be in bed. . . But forgetting about this is a major is a major Fuck up. There should have been a party, the news probably would have come, probably would have been a great night to make a lot of money. But I fucked up. ๐Ÿ˜ . . #monosucks #restaurantlife #momlife #lifefail #damnit #brainfog #epsteinbarrvirus #chronicillness #momboss #keepgoing #doingmybest #missedopportunity #sickofbeingsick
And breath ... life has been so busy lately ! The house is looking in need of some TLC , as am I ! Anyone else struggle to keep up with daily duties? I literally feel like Iโ€™m failing at life each time I throw away yet another bag of salad leaves past their used by or look at my overflowing wash basket. My dads words keep coming to mind โ€œPrior Preparation and Planning Prevents Poor Performanceโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ณ. But who ever has time to meal prep ?!! I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve grown into my full โ€˜adultโ€™ status yet because real adults donโ€™t forget to put their bins out on bin day do they ?! ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธBritney you hit the nail on the head โ€œIโ€™m not a girl, but not yet a womanโ€ ๐Ÿ™„ . . #lifefail #fail #adulthoodsucks #adult #imnotagirlnotyetawoman #attemptingadulthood #godlovesatrier #mealprepwankers #whohastime #aintnobodygottimeforthat #home #myhome #scattercushions #cosylivingroom #livingroom #homestyle #homeaccessories #interior #victorianhouse #victorianhome #traditionaldecor #homesofinstagram
That time you dropped your dry cleaning off in July and didnโ€™t pick it up until September! I totally forgot about it! Wonโ€™t need it until our next wedding anyway ๐Ÿ˜‚ . . #momfail #wifefail #lifefail #opps #mombrain #iforgot #drycleaning #fancyclothes #weddingclothes #momlife
This, my friends, is a tragedy and what once was my dinner #sadtimes #pobwook #lifefail #hungry
One time, just one time and they wonโ€™t let you forget....โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿฑ
Donโ€™t ever ask the question.. โ€œWhat will happen next?โ€ Honestly. Tomorrow is first ever day at school and Pump No.2 decided today would be the day to go off to Medtronic in the sky. #equipmentfail #pumpfail #lifefail #medtronic #backtoschool ๐Ÿ˜ฉ Approach with caution today!
A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough. Bruce Lee ๐Ÿ’ช #stopanger #lifefail #itsnotgood #foryou
OMG! So! Iโ€™ve bought crystals to get my life in order. I put this one in my jeans pocket. A love heart rose quartz which represents love. Self love in particular. So what do I do in my inebriated state this evening? Go to the loo and accidentally drop it down the toilet. So what does that mean? Iโ€™m flushing my own love down the toilet? So confused right now ๐Ÿคชโค๏ธ . . . . . . . . . . #love #winningquotes #happiness #blessings #rosequartz #crystals #meaningoflife #lifefail #brunettesdoitbetter #laughorcry
Kleenex Monsoon! ๐ŸŒช๐ŸŒช #laundryfail #ihatemakingmistakes
When you try to escape from a creepy duchbag!!!๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
Come out to our first show sept 21 @ FILTH HOUNDS . Thank you @ashleeandtheskaterat for the sick ass flyer #askapunk #filthhounds #progress ? #progressbkfd #lifefail #underdose #naniss #deseosprimitivos
Last week there were socks in my lunch. Today I thought I was having pasta. Turns out itโ€™s just sauce ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ. Apparently I need to work on my Italian. Or perhaps my English. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ And maybe get just a little sleep. Cafeterias closed so vending machine sandwich for me. Yay. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ฉ (And yes, I heated it before I figured this shit out) #tiredasamother #hangry #wtf #idiot #lifefail #itsaysjustsaucerightonthepackage #ugh #hotmessmom #sendhelp #orwine #erlife #nurselife #momsohard #momaf #fbombmom #worldsokayestmom #getitogetherlady #thatmomlife #momlifeandmimosas
Born With Loser Qualityโ€™s๐Ÿ˜  #lovefailures #lifefail
When youโ€™re walking round the shop thinking โ€œI look so Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman...Work it babyโ€ but then see the reality is Fievel Mousekewitz from An American Tail ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™ˆ #hatfail #lifefail #movienerd #shoppingday #liverpool #dayout #hat #fashion #fashionfail #notworkingit #therearenocatsinamerica
Recap of my last month of being disconnected, I took some amazing pictures of my best friends new baby girl ๐Ÿ˜ I read girl wash your face, and the sacred search, both of which I highly recommend! We traveled to South Dakota for my grandpa's wedding and I saw the most beautiful sunflower fields I've ever seen before, I miss that state with all my heart, I just feel at peace when I'm there. My little girl saw her grandpa Wayne's (my dad's) grave and me and her cried.. I miss him more than ever. My little girl also started school again and I've cried a couple times since then too because she's growing up! Now as for my weightloss journey... I was doing fantastic... Until 3 weeks ago. I'm not going to lie, I fell off the bandwagon hard.. face first.. and never got back up like I knew I should have, my life has been a up and downward spiral lately which I know is no excuse.. but life happens. What I do know is 3 months ago I felt better than I ever have in my life, and I am bound and determined to get back there. So here is my plan y'all.. I'm starting over! That's right.. you heard me. I am starting all the way over. Starting with my nutrition and my daily workouts. My body has been hating me the past 2 weeks for treating it like poop and even though I was doing my workouts everyday, it doesn't help anything when my nutrition is off. So here's to a new day and a new me and a re-start of a journey!
Holy shit I forgot ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ . I forgot about that call, that thing I promised I would do, that birthday last week... the list is endless. Sorry guys! . I donโ€™t have words of inspiration right now, what I do have is this ... STOP making excuses, STOP blaming yourself, STOP thinking that the world owes you something, STOP carrying that chip on your shoulder. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜ . Thanks @hhdhelenshairdesign and @_diamondsmileteethwhitening for the goods ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜ . #todaysthought #stop #nowords #forgot #life #myjourney #work #lifefail #getshitdone #myjourney #thathairtho #thoseteeththo ๐Ÿ˜ #girlswhokickass #whorunstheworld #girlpower #noexcuses #notyourtypicalgirl #notyourtypicallife #holdenmakesanappearance #redbullracing #holden #loveyourself #behuman #kiwichick #changingtheworldoneburritoatatime #fightforit #kickass #anotherday #impossibleisnothing #chooseyourhard #futurekatsproblem
Me Adulting #lifefail #adulting
That feeling you get when you rock up to work on your 38th birthday in a fabulous red dress only to realise you can see the pattern of your M&S pants through it. #happybirthdaytome #lifefail
How I think I look/feel when I talk to a crush... #junjiito #shegotgame #lifefail #getit
Story of my life.....lol. #lifefail #cantsmellshit #faceplant
The face you make when you realize you put Sweet Drops on your veggie egg muffins and NOT your oatmeal๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ #clearlynotawake #sweeteggsaregross #lifefail #imawakenow #yuck !
Dude, what tha absolute fuck?!?!?! Didn't we JUST have a talk with this guy about this shii??? I mean, fact check me if I'm wrong but, this nigga AGREED to stop doing that shii!!!! What tha absolute fuck?!?!?!?!? #tgod #ovo #wtfdidijustwatch #cnn #holyshit #preparefortheworse #unbelievable #yougottabekiddingme #agreed #bullshit #smh #stoner #stonergirl #night #buddieizreal #followme
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