#lifefail

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Toilet selfie game strong. #selfiefail #tinderfail #lifefail
My life in a nutshell. Full coffee, spilt all over myself first thing in the morning-even the straw broke in half!!!!! #fml #lifefail #spiltcoffee #starbuckscoffee #skullshoes #whiteblouse ...ruined.
Forgot one very important step to making coffee this afternoon!#anothermess #mombrain #lifefail #imsotired #ineedcoffee #distracted #momlife
How's everyone else's morning going 😂 #lifefail #oopseygaloopsey #whybitchwhy
Reduced to clear. Seems like a good idea..... #lifefail #morningafter #badideas
Today is a very sad day for me and my family.. . . . #lps #los4ever #lpslove #sad #saddest day#lpsgreatdane #tatoo #greatdane #hm #lpslife #lps4life #lifefail #oof #hmm
I am looking for somebody to also own this account bc like my drawing I fail at this Comment if what to be an owner! - - - - - - - - #shoutout #slime #drawing #eye #blue #hi #owner #crunchy #asthentic #fail #life #pleasehelpme #invisible #slimey #crunchyslime #glow #pretty #beautiful #lifefail #photo #video
When your luck is such crap. #Vegas recovery. #lifefail #fail
#lifefail ... Left over night in the door 🙄
If you’d asked me at 25 where I thought I’d be in ten years this is NOT how I would have responded. #fail #lifefail #isthisforever #memes #sadmemes #lifegoals
We’re going a big road trip to Bordertown this weekend to talk all things Instagram and social media for the Tatiara Business Association and this is EXACTLY what the road trip is like at the moment 😂😂
Cheers to “dick fingers” and if you don’t know, you haven’t played enough #cardsagainsthumanity 😂🤣 #webegangsta #lifefail #goodtimes #dothecarlton #danceoff #pourit #dontstop #partyhard
Normally when everything is going wrong in a person’s life their friends say ‘well at least you’ve got your health’ but oh wait... I don’t even have that 😂👍🏼 #life #lifefail #health #latenightthoughts #lesbian #gay #lgbt #dreadlocks #cafe #jauntygoat #chester
My boring children won’t go to the park #lifefail #niceweather
The face you make when you realise we didn't pack tools to adjust the seat... 🤣🚴🙈 Vlog link in bio #nokids #bikeseat #lifefail #coastaltrail #lifelessons #beforethestorm #uncomfortzone
When your running late on an already jam packed day and decide to mix your pre workout in the car and fail miserably... dust off the spillage and TRY AGAIN... btw this was my second attempt haha. I did end up having my drink by the end 😁
👟😰💁🏻‍♀️💪🏽 #lifefail
This is a lesson in self confidence. Or a terrible lack of it this time. I posted up a photo and sent photos to the Owner of this Evo. both IG and the customer raised concerns on Does the filter come off. 9.30 back off to the shop, cuz who wants a restless night. Better off working all night. With the lower half of the the dump pipe I was more focused on its passage through the sump gap. I couldn’t recall checking filter clearance. Well this is where the self confidence is ment to come into play. I didn’t really need to check it as the filter is actually behind the exhaust not next to it. I came down prepared to be doing some serious mods but am very pleased to see I am in fact pretty damn good as this shit. #imrfab #lifefail #butdidnotfail
So the bathtub monster tried to get me! I haven't been so scared in the tub since I was 6!! I thought it would be a good idea to have a bubble bath and do some manifesting. I washed my hair and then didn't want bubble and epsom salt residue in my hair so I pulled the plug and leaned back under the tap to give my hair a good rinse. For those that know me in person, you know my hair is super long! My hair got sucked right down the drain and it actually pulled me back! I haven't jumped that quick in all my life...hahahahaha. My bathroom floor is legit covered in bubbles and water right now. I am such a child. #lifefail #bubblebath #ihatemonsters #longhairsucks
Note to self... don’t clean the garage wearing black #lifefail
TODAY PRIMER REGIMEN (COLOMBIA*) HIT ME UP FOR THE ADDRESS $ BRING DONATIONS FOR TRAVELING BANDS $ FIRST BAND ON AT 7 #PRIMERREGIMEN #KONSPIRACION #LIFEFAIL #RARITDM
Do you ever use all but two fingers when eating messy food so when you're done you can turn the sink on to wash your hands without getting the knobs messy too? Me either. Morning #lifefail #goodmorning #prudentplanning #messyfood #lifeisgood
We all have that one friend... Tag them now! 😂😂
Yep that’s me, embarrassingly trying to do a jumping pose to celebrate the weekend... ~ Alternatively here’s my preferred way to celebrate the weekend 🍷 I hope you’re snuggled up somewhere warm on this rainy cold day!
Agh woman, if you are going to make me wear my hat, at least put the bloody thing on correctly. Today we locked the keys in the car. By we I mean me. What this meant was that we had no carrier, no pram (because of course these were in the boot 🤦‍♀️) no house keys and no car keys which I discovered at 8:30am when heading out to get coffee. This put a fair spanner in the works when it came to doing pretty much anything today - lucky the pool is walking distance and Stevie hasn’t quite reached 8kgs so the walk was (barley) manageable! Probably not the end of the world to have a quiet day but honestly by 1:00pm I think I had reached my quota for “Old McDonald” - who was starting to get some pretty interesting animals on his farm. #lifefail #steviegirl #sunsmartstevie #nurseryrhymes #babygal
My morning started with me running around the house getting 3 kids ready. I managed to get a full face of make up on comb my hair, and get dinner in the slow cooker with a baby strapped to me. #momwin On my way back from Lees Summit I realized I wasn't going to make it to my apt on time. Since it was only labs, I called to push back an hour. Only to find my apt was for tomorrow. #lifefail so I skipped the traffic, got off in Raytown and headed to Wal-Mart to distract the girls with donuts as Brother was now screaming. So we set on a bench at Wal-Mart and everyone ate, while a parade of people walked by and oohed and awed at us. Why? I'm not sure. So we headed to a park and played and read our bibles. Then I colored as the sun went down. Lesson I learned as all of my plans crumbled? Don't hold on so tight, that you're not willing to allow for little sparks of pleasure to enter your day. I'm bummed I have to fast again, but sharing donuts on a bench at Wal-Mart , dancing in the sun, and singing hymns were not apart of my plan, they happened anyway, and I'm so glad they did. #youwinsome #purejoy #notplanned #livingoffthemap
What kind of heartless individual does this to a brand new jar of Peanut Butter 🥜 @therealkg that’s who!! #peanutbutterfail #lifefail #evidence #guiltyconscience
We probably would actually start lifting it up though 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
Freckles make me feel quirky and playful! But so do these buuunnss. Hair so short I got a mullet with Dem buns. First two pictures I feel look like different people :∆ #spacebuns #fauxfreckles #quirky #fun #makeup #shorthair #mullet #butterforyourbuns #buttjokes #buns #makeupfail #lifefail #silly #gaycunt #funnyfaces #juststop #ginger
I feel like this is my life sometimes. Haha #dogfail #doggo #dogs_of_instagram #makeyoulaugh #lifefail #poordog #needshelp
This is TERRIBLE! Who else looks like this? Only since last year when I started my diving board classes I learned how bad my shoulder flexibility is. Recently (like a day ago) I realized how inflexible I am in this particular area. HELP ME! I’m horrified at how bad this is. Www.MelbasToast.com
Moral:dont lose your pen at any cost #sarcasm #lose #lifefail
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