#lifefail

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If you knew you couldn't fail, what would you choose? So many times we stop ourselves from doing things because we worry about failing. We don't want to step up in case we get chopped down. We don't want to look foolish. We don't want to put our time and energy into something that's not going to work. We want to get it right. What if it's more about the fun of creating? If you knew you couldn't fail, what would YOU choose? #Chooseforyou #NoSuchThingAsFailure #NoFail #Adventureoflife #ChooseForYourself #ChooseLove #ChooseHealth #ChooseWealth #ChooseHappy #ChooseToBeHappy #ChoosingForToday #AdventureOfLiving #LifeFail #SuccessThinking #SuccessfulLife #stressfreechristmas #MyTimeToPlay #MeTimeNow #Fun #HealthyBusiness #BusinessDoneDifferent
After a long exhausting day, @gaytaxman and I headed to @industrybarnyc for @misssherryvine ’s #DragShow . I enjoyed this strong #VodkaSprite and it was a pretty hilarious show. We didn’t let the drunk girl who fell asleep on Dan ruin our night. But the biggest regret of my life is that I didn’t ask @monetxchange , @iammoniqueheart , @farrahrized and @naomismalls to take a photo with me 🤦🏻‍♂️. . . . . . #LifeFail #CashBar #VeganBoyEatsWorld #GayBoyEatsWorld #GayBoyDrinksWorld #IndustryNYC #IndusTree #NYC #NewYorkNewYork #GayBar #regrets #NewYorkCity #TheRothermansTravel #TheRothermansDoNYC #HolidayAF #LifeRegrets
Swedish, Melbourne based-artist @ailafranck_eng has created an amusing mini zine: 6 Things To Do Instead of What You Love, that is all too real! She shares 6 anecdotes of what happens when she tries to adult but becomes so overwhelmed with the tasks at hand that she doesn't get too much done in the process - something we can all relate to. Just $2 from our Etsy store: https://etsy.me/2PqNXJT (link in bio)
This picture makes you think I’m having a nice relaxing warm bubble bath.... but in fact we’ve ran out of hot water and I didn’t realise so I’m now sat in a cold bath because I don’t want to waste water 😤🙄 FFS! #coldbathssuck #bathfail #lifefail #ffs #atleastthecandlessmellgood #frustrating
MMMMMEEEE and WTF just happened . . . . . . .#epicfails #epicfail #lifefail #fml #memes #dailydankmemes #memesdaily #memes #lifememes
Came to work in my slippers (on accident) and left my nice shoes on the kitchen table. Good thing I have an extra pair of shoes at work #oops #mybossdoesntcare #lifefail
Had so much fun at Comic-Con yesterday where @Doritosindia took care of my hunger pangs while I tried to dance to its tunes and kind of failed(Umm probably all the thousands eyes staring me helped lol) ... But it was so much fun! Check them out and make your fun-filled video with them! . . . #videofail #dancefail #lifefail . . . . . . . #Doritosindia #Doritosforthebold #video #dance #funny #loo #videofail #dancefail #lifefail #comiccon #comiccon2018 #comicconindia #comicconindia2018 #videooftheday #bestoftheday #comics #comicbook #superhero #shadesofmoon
When I didn look like I do today 😣 #hungover #sendhelp #lifefail #bluehair #selfie #girlswithtattoos
A fool proof method, always 😂 Tag someone who may have needed this tip this weekend!
Life with my best friend is perfect! This picture pretty much sums it up! #lifefail #loveus #sandiego #sanantonio #sheranlikephoebe #travel #adventure #decisions #soulmates #redhair #blondehair #dippowdernails
Just made my first Etsy oops. Forgot to check the “domestic only” box when adding my free shipping deal 🤦🏼‍♀️. Cost me three times the amount of the product to ship it to Malaysia 😂🤷‍♀️. You live and you learn! Now off to write a customs description. 😬 #oops #liveandlearn #Etsy #etsyshop #etsyoops #coldprocesssops #mistakes #lifefail #quotes #lifequotes #smallbusiness #christmas #stockingstufferideas #pink #blue #green #yellow #sacramento #california #sacramentosmallbusiness
Woke up early, did some yoga, threw back my makeup game to circa 2015, did my winged liner while blind (which I can’t do anymore 😂), then realized it was in fact Friday not Thursday and I was 15 minutes late to work 😂😅🤷🏻‍♀️ Even though I got out of bed three hours prior. #lifefail #lovinglife #havingagoodmorning #regardlessoftardiness #mybossdontcare #livinglife #livingmybestlife #happy #positive #goodvibes
The one time you don’t check your pockets before the washing machine... . . . #ugh #fml #allthatworkgone #badluck #washingmachinedeath #nailsonpointthough #lifefail
I’m okay😂 It’s normal for me..😩 🎥——- @faustovicari 👌🏻 @fail_vibes @failarmy #parkour #fails #training #lifefail #failarmy #freerunning #trick #video #travel
Mudhuku pinnadi😠pesura nayellam munji😎 munnadi pesamattan pesura vaiya nee adichi odachalum moodi😷 summa irukka mattan vaalavey enaku than pidikala 😳😳 Credits:@cs_pasanga #song #lifequotes #failures #lifefail #lonely #gentleman #single #dreamer #videoedits #onepiece
Life is a little overwhelming right now. Mainly though this is pressure I’ve put on myself and it manifests into stress, having a short fuse and definitely not being the best version of myself. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I just turned 40 and got engaged. Now we are battling a shit arse sleep regression and planning a wedding whilst@planning for Christmas, working and trying to enjoy life and the moments of our family growing up together. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sometimes when you try to focus on a lot of things you end up focusing on nothing. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yesterday afternoon out of the blue Oscar walked up to me and gave me a kiss and a hug. He the went to Tasha who was next to me and did the same. Then he pulled our heads to together to kiss each other then he stiff there and put his little arms around both of us and hugged us. Henry was also squashed in the middle too. He knows little of the practicalities of what’s going on around him but we forget sometimes that they feel and can sense of the mood.... ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The past few days have been a bit of parenting fail or a life fail. Today is a new day, tomorrow is Friday then it’s the weekend so here’s to many more cuddles from the kids and Tooshi. ❤️
The reason why I need a cleaner...... Because without one I vacuum up my dressing gown tie despite the fact it was hanging on the door 🤦‍♀️. #lifefail #goodexcusetostop #whosgoingtofixthis #goingforawalk
Sorry I haven't posted on Instagram today been busy here practicing headstands. Used to be really good at these when I was younger. Not anymore. #fail #funnyfails #headstand #headstandpractice #headstandvariation #whatamidoing #lifefail #funny #funnypics #silly #busylife #fml #busyday #humpday #wednesdaymotivation #funnyshit #stupidshit
When you discover failing horribly might just be the best thing ever ✨ Latest blog published by @theascentpub 😊 Find it at theascent.pub and clap if you’re brave enough to get vulnerable 👏🏻❤️ Thanks to Yoann Boyer on Unsplash for the pic 👍#rockbottom #failure #surrender #trust #lifesajourney #letitgo #risingup #blog #lifefail #chronicillness #lifecoachforwomen #empoweringwomen #rebuildyourhealth
ask me how it's going, really. after a week of being sick with an awful stomach bug and missing a week in sales at the shop, some asshole STOLE MY NEW IPHONE while paying do groceries then I come to this. Our 8ft tree, fully decorated crashed down, I sat around broken glass and pine needles only to step on a glass ornament trying to get the tree back up... unsuccessfully #parentfail #adultingfail #lifefail #christmas #tree #down #omg #fml #crashing #ornaments #welcomehome #kittylove #badkitty #christmas2018 #yougotthis #momlife #pictagram #iphonesia #bestoftheday #worstofthenight #help #ugh
when everyone who gets to know you more ends up liking you less
#ohsnap I have just realised I am all #ampedup on @biosynergy #insanity #preworkout and I’m a whole hour #early !!!! What a #knob . Well I guess I will sit and fidget for the next hour!!! #haha #mistake #bjjfail #lifefail #loser #bjj #seminar #idiot #twat
It’s one of those kinds of days 😂 Tag someone who just can’t figure it out today
When Mother Nature decides to rip your house down and break all the things inside 🥴 . . . . . #lifefail #wind #windy #lotusbelle #home #desert #desertlife #mothernature #lifehappens
When @philsagato steals your shoelace and you have to improvise with some yarn. Sometimes my crafter habits create legitimate real-life solutions. ——To be fair, he borrowed my shoelace like a year ago when his broke but then FAILED TO GIVE IT BACK (and I just noticed) #yarniseverything #dammitphil #itsstillcutethough
That moment when you see your friend post an awesome picture so you try to recreate it just to realize your coffee is too hot, your kid is in the background and you need way more coffee to be one of the pretty people 😂😂😂 #lifefail
When you’ve been so busy working you didn’t have time to eat anything. So you splurge on a really nice pasta dish and can’t wait to eat it. Then it falls off the counter before you ever get a bite. All I have in my apartment is a can of tuna a jar of peanut butter. Not the dinner I was looking forward to. #lifefail #nodinnerforme #justmyluck #starving #isitfridayyet #heartbroken
Smart or A Fail? #lifefail #fail #fails #😂
Mom of the year over here. 🏆 Wanna known what movie Miller asked to watch this afternoon?? Are you ready for this.... . . FREAKIN CANDYMAN. 😳😳😳 Y’all, he is 4. He knows about CANDYMAN... and apparently a hook he uses🙅🏼‍♀️😫 . I have no clue because I’m a big chicken when it comes to scary movies and won’t watch them. . But y’all, CANDYMAN. 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ . . . #momoftheyear #momfail #lifefail #howintheworld #candyman #imscaredeventypingit #miller #ohboy #jcrewstyle #goldengoose #momlife #momofthree #ootd #🤦🏼‍♀️
An update from the phantom failure: if you’re going to come at me with the racist legacy of my home state, then at least do it right. Don’t plagiarize your attempt and be sure to cover all your bases. You get an F for this poor excuse for shade and fail the course. In this case, the course is life.
I’ve broken a glass item three days in a row and I couldn’t get my shit together in time to winterize and/or pack up my yard things before the snow. Sometimes I’m okay at adulting and other times not so much 🤷🏼‍♀️ #hotmess #coldweather #lifefail #maybenextyear #chandelier #fakeittillyoumakeit #hibernationmode #adulting #sendhelp #snowthankyou #chicagowinter
Well my phone thinks work is my home. 😂 dammit #lifefail #mightaswellbe
Haha caught!!! 😂😂😂😂 fudu sala #chor #robberyfail #fail #theft #lifefail #caught
Sweater life💛is the best life! This Sweater is the softest thing ever, I could live in it! And I’m totally obsessed with this color lately! . . . And don’t mind all the bags I was supposed to drop them off at the Salvation Army TWO weeks ago 🤦🏼‍♀️ #lifefail
#failure . Store was out of purple cauliflower and I had to substitute a green cauliflower for this lunch. Still delicious but I want more color contrast! #eatwithyoureyes #purplecauliflower #greencauliflower #lifefail #chefperfectionism #mealprep
So I learnt a valuable #pregnancy life lesson today... Know when to give up wearing your wedding and engagement rings 💍 • After four hours of trying to remove the rings ourselves and the swelling only increasing up to the hospital it was 🏥 • I thought I would be in for a very long wait but luckily I was seen very quickly. The staff tried their hardest for another hour or so to remove the rings before we made the decision to cut them off. The swelling was starting to get painful and I had little colour left in my finger. • The doctor who cut them of could not have been more apologetic and genuinely wished he had another option. My wedding band needed to be significantly stretched to remove it from my finger because of how stuck it was. • Definitely not the end of the world as I know I will be able to get them repaired but to anyone else that is #pregnant treat this as a #publicserviceannouncement#theycutthemoff #lifefail #pregancylife #swollenfingers #weddingrings #brilliantearth #timeforanupgrade 😜
me #doingmybest#lifefail 💪😎📸
Definitely a wine, coffee and cheesecake kind of night. #wtfisthis #comicallybad #selfsoothing #aintnosunshine #TrueFriends #TiredofBeingSelfless #LifeFail
I legitimately don’t know how to play chess . . . . . #funny #meme #lifefail
My #neighbor left their mailbox open during the #snowstorm . I hope those envelopes weren't important lol #mailfail #funnyfail #usps #Noreaster #blizzard #snowpocalypse #weather #snow #mail #Lifefail #specialdelivery #fml
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