Where’s the camera? We don’t know 😂 Thank God for a lazy Saturday now that work is over 🖤
What are you all up to today?
Forgetting you have a bike on your roof en route to bluestone is one thing ... trying to drive your car through the McDonald’s drive through with a bike on top is just stupid ... thank god there were random children pointing and laughing at what was about to happen... ended making the whole queue reverse out of the drive through and whilst signalling them to move back my dress blew up and flashed my knickers #mcdonaldsfail #lifefail #bluestone
....going to add that i was also weirdly wearing two pairs of knickers to top it off ... one as a normal pair and one over my tights like a super hero to hold my tights up 🙈
so i may or may not have locked myself out of my room today when I went out to pick up my pho!!!!! while i still got in my apartment my room automatically LOCKED, and well who knew?! Even with the concern about my locked room, I enjoyed every bite of my smoke brisket pho with EXTRA garnishes AND extra broth (I went all out) and essentially ate dinner at 3pm! After waiting on hold forever w my management company, my roommate intelligently pointed out that that I could just stick a knife in it!!!!!! Lo and behold everything was fine (of course after waiting on hold again to cancel the call i waited on hold for so long to begin with) lol #fail #lifefail #adulting #life #lifestyleblog #lifestyleblogger #foodblog #foodblogger #foodinsta #reflections #inspo
I was overjoyed when Tilly decided to have a 2hr nap this afternoon that I decided we should go out for a walk to see the ducks once she woke up! In my eagerness we rushed out the door and then realised I was still in my slippers... Then I realised I didn't have keys!
Thankfully Robbie took his keys with him, and I've managed to find some shoes in tkmaxx! I didnt realise that along with a spare outfit for Tilly I now should probably carry a spare set of shoes for me in life! 😂
#parentingfail #mahabis #lifefail #struggleatbeingagrownup
Reason number 1683 to always pack an extra outfit... when your pants get caught on something at the airport and RIIIIIPPP #ripzarapants #lifefail
Homemade fish pie for dinner #LifeWin
Eating it on the small person's bedroom floor as he refuses to go to sleep #LifeFail
Well, I survived the last 2 days. Seriously the worst headache I’ve ever had. 🤯🤯🤯
Almost 48 hours of head throbbing, eye pressure, nausea inducing head pain. 👎🏻Maybe it was a migraine, but it might have also been a combination of neck/back tension combined with sinus pressure. 🤷🏻♀️
Then when I managed to get to slightly under control, I whacked my head on the ceiling while on my stairs 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️(don’t ask how-I have special talents that I can’t reveal)
Let’s hope the rest of the week is more than survival because next week is fall break!!! 🎉🍂🍁🎉
This has been such a trying week! Ransomware attack and stressed to the max. Little things seem like big issues. Thank goodness for stress away helped me keep my calm despite a few whoopsies today 😳
I tried making #kombucha
and managed to make it moldy (I think I know my mistake). And after this whirlwind weekend we noticed we are sprouting something from our drain (luckily it isn’t big or damaging). I’ve never been so happy for a Monday.
This about sums up my day and my emotions today from start to finish. I had no velcro. Btw tape doesn't hold up broken visors.
I'm like, "Honey, we need to stop buying so many Funko toys. And on that note, excuse me while I buy this Knight Rider figure..." #lifefail #sorrynotsorry
I learnt this morning the canister opens from the bottom 🤦🏻♂️. #lifefail #dyson
Can I confess that my partner is still re-stacking the dishwasher once I've already packed it 🤦🏼♂️ Even after I wrote a blog post on how to stack it right and I was pretty confident I had it nailed lol. Am I alone here? Look, granted, I often just chuck something in and it takes three cycles to wash it properly... but it's the circle of life. Hakuna matata and all that. Don't sweat the small stuff 🤷🏼♂️ Any other failed dish stackers out there? We need a support group.
DAMN IT!!!!!! .
Every morning I wake up I am just concentrating on getting the important things done. It feels like walking with blinders on through sludge. .
-kids just went back to school
-grocery shopping for the restaurant
-grocery shopping for the house
-running the said Restaurant
-working on the future of the restaurant
-planning our annual trip to the beach
-along with running this house and trying to prevent it from looking like a goddamn tornadoes has run through it.
All the while feeling like a 90 year old woman that just wants to be in bed. .
But forgetting about this is a major is a major Fuck up. There should have been a party, the news probably would have come, probably would have been a great night to make a lot of money. But I fucked up. 😐
#monosucks #restaurantlife #momlife #lifefail #damnit #brainfog #epsteinbarrvirus #chronicillness #momboss #keepgoing #doingmybest #missedopportunity #sickofbeingsick
One time, just one time and they won’t let you forget....☕️😆🐱
When you try to escape from a creepy duchbag!!!🤤😆😆😆
Recap of my last month of being disconnected, I took some amazing pictures of my best friends new baby girl 😍 I read girl wash your face, and the sacred search, both of which I highly recommend! We traveled to South Dakota for my grandpa's wedding and I saw the most beautiful sunflower fields I've ever seen before, I miss that state with all my heart, I just feel at peace when I'm there. My little girl saw her grandpa Wayne's (my dad's) grave and me and her cried.. I miss him more than ever. My little girl also started school again and I've cried a couple times since then too because she's growing up! Now as for my weightloss journey... I was doing fantastic... Until 3 weeks ago. I'm not going to lie, I fell off the bandwagon hard.. face first.. and never got back up like I knew I should have, my life has been a up and downward spiral lately which I know is no excuse.. but life happens. What I do know is 3 months ago I felt better than I ever have in my life, and I am bound and determined to get back there. So here is my plan y'all.. I'm starting over! That's right.. you heard me. I am starting all the way over. Starting with my nutrition and my daily workouts. My body has been hating me the past 2 weeks for treating it like poop and even though I was doing my workouts everyday, it doesn't help anything when my nutrition is off. So here's to a new day and a new me and a re-start of a journey!
That feeling you get when you rock up to work on your 38th birthday in a fabulous red dress only to realise you can see the pattern of your M&S pants through it. #happybirthdaytome #lifefail