Do you watch Married at First Sight? Obviously, I do... and this year I was getting so mad I was tempted to throw the TV off my balcony... you know who I'm talking about, don't you?
That bloody strumpet Davina and the knob jockey Dean...
Well.. of course I have something to say about it... I'm disgusted that she broke the girl code and I'm upset that she's left Ryan with an extra 11 kilos of baggage that the next poor girl he dates is going to have to deal with.
In case you are unsure as to my viewpoint on the situation, I titled the article 'Dean and Davina; sent straight from hell to MAFS'. You can read it via the link in my bio if you wanna get revved up like me.
What a pair of dip shits.
I'm sorry - I just think there are ways to 'put yourself first' without treating other people like shit...
Anyway. Felt good to have a rant.
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POP & SCOTT // Have you heard about this beautiful showroom in Northcote? View some of the furniture, homewares and lighting from Poppy Lane, Scott Gibson and their team of artists in this unique space. You may even catch some of their team as they create distinct pieces, just like these. 📷 @popandscott#discoveryourownbackyard#discovernorthcote#popandscott
Introducing the Monster Shake Class!⠀⠀
It was a shake, it was a Monster Shake! These school holidays, get down to the lab and join in on a fun afternoon creating your very own Monster Shake. In this kids cooking class, you will be creating some delicious milkshakes with some pretty extravagant toppings. With the help of Chef Kate you will design, then create and name your own style of Monster shake using some surprising ingredients.⠀
Event Details -⠀⠀
Price: $30 pp⠀⠀
Date: 4th, 5th and 10th of April 2018 ⠀⠀
Time: 3.30pm to 4.30pm⠀⠀
Location: Heart Of Hall Cooking School⠀⠀
For bookings, visit www.heartofhall.com.au ->Cooking Classes ->Classes -> The Monster Shake Class⠀
A PIG WALKS INTO HAWKER HALL AND.... YEAH I 4GET DA REST. GET ALL DA LUCK DIS CHINESE NEW YR WIF OUR LUCKY YUM CHA DIS SAT + SUN ONLY! $38 PP (PER PIG DAT IS). #CHINESENEWYEAR#HAWKERHALL
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Over the hump day and onto planning the weekend 🙌🏼 and there’s nothing better than the @thepostyrichmond Friday Aperitivo Hour with $10 Aperol’s $6 Campari Soda’s $6 shoestring fries and $6 Schooners from 4-6pm
Get the weekend rolling in style 🍹🍺🙌🏼 #blkboardmelb#aperolspritz#happyhour
Already thinking about Steak Thursday. Porterhouse or Scotch Fillet. What sauce? Peppercorn, Horseradish Cream or Bearnaise?
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Proud To Be Meat Free.......Cauliflower Steak, Olive Pistou, Currants & Hummus 👌🏻
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More green power than The Hulk & Kermit's love child! Our Pesto di Genovese, made with fresh basil and a dash of creme fraiche, topped with a pile of Grana Padano Parmesan and paired with fresh cut pappardelle.⠀
Regram from @insta.melbourne.f00d - Big pasta love back at ya.
A restaurant specialising in delicious Israeli street food is well worth a visit. Miznon offers authentic gourmet street food with their main focus on incredible pitas. Our favourite was the steak and egg pita accompanied by sour cream, tomato, chilli, pickles and onions.
Want to explore Melbourne? Trips will soon be provided by Fixture – click on the link in our bio and go to the website. 📷 @MiznonMelbourne
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Lune Croissanterie, the best place to eat a soft and crispy croissant in Melbourne (many people say the World...). A bakery that is purpose built for making delicious croissants. We highly recommend getting up early and being there at opening to get them freshly baked.
Want to explore Melbourne? Trips will soon be provided by Fixture – click on the link in our bio and go to our website. 📷 @LuneCroissant
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Lights in the Attic Cafe is an excellent spot to eat at in Hawthorn. Fantastic for breakfast, brunch or lunch, this creative menu is an absolute winner. Highlights include the ‘Birds Nest’ - scotch eggs on a potato nest with a chilli bean base along with parmesan and kale, and ‘Finding Nemo’ - smoked salmon, scrambled eggs and edamame beans on pumpkin toast. Highly recommended.
Plan on going to Melbourne? Trips will soon be provided by Fixture – click on the link in our bio and go to our website. 📷 @lightsintheattic
25 days ago279
From the moment you step into Cumulus Inc. you will feel a great atmosphere and meet a friendly team of staff. Open throughout the day, seven days a week. Enjoy high quality coffee, an excellent wine list and delicious cooking and fresh food from breakfast until dinner.
Want to explore Melbourne? Trips will soon be provided by Fixture – click on the link in our bio and go to our website. 📷 @CumulusInc