“..Oh, and Mom, here I am recently crashed on someone’s couch living my best life with cats sleeping on, around me. Yeah, I know I know, it’s not the greatest life, but, well, someone’s gotta live it ya know? ... Hello? Mom? Mom?? ...(dial tone)”
Here we have spotted a rare creature in her natural habitat. This creature performs a unique, what it looks like a, mating dance where she incorporates balls onto string and spins them into different pleasing geometrical patterns. Do not disturb this creature for she can accidentally whack you in the face during her ritual choreography. She will be sorry but she will continue to keep spinning cause her force of flow cannot be reckoned with.