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The only thing thinner than his blood was my chances!
It is important to be vigilant, because what looks real could actually be a facade. #RealismIsRare
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Lmao I look like such a a douche. 😩 • • So the “Great” commercial is live and in a cinema near you. I hadn’t seen it till now, but a few people have messaged me! 🤭 Thanks for having me @raywhitegroup • • • • • #raywhite #tvc #campaign #commercial #tv #online #cinemas #oneliners #douche #dunnowhytheywantedme #nomakeupgross #wifey #sold #newhome #justboughtahouse #warnambool #aussieactors #raywhitegroup #chubbyface #wasactuallyfreezing #homeowners #thegreat #great #realestate #acting #actor #awkwardturtle
Watch your words before you speak.. Words are powerful.. Eating things that the community doesn't approve of, makes you less dirtier than speaking cruel words that could kill someone instantly.. Words can make or break.. #watchyourwords #words #wordart #thoughts #lifequotes #thinkbeforeyouspeak #yqbaba #yqquotes #quotes #oneliners #powerofwords #meaningfulquotes Read my thoughts on @YourQuoteApp at https://yq.app.link/ukkUOjkbjQ
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Refresher Course, gonna watch new Pred tomorrow. Hear H8Rs 😭 About 1-liners. I love action movie one-liners! #predator #gettothechoppa #gettodachoppa #arnoldschwarzenegger #laserdisc #creaturefeature #scifiaction #scifihorror
No worries I dont want you I just like your style .. just wanna enjoy you for a little while 🌍🔮♍🕉 #traveltheworldordietrying #onelinefrommypoems #Iwritepoetry #oneliners
I call it: The Meat Man Attempting one line drawings is such a great gateway to being artistic since all one liners look automatically creative and unique, no matter how little effort is put in. : #onelinedrawing #oneliners #onelineart #nofilter #meat #man #meatman #face #art #artist #artsy #abstractart #contemporaryart #artform #unique #uniquestyle #uniqueart #instaart #instaartist #artistsoninstagram #arts #coloredpencils #colorpencil #lines #effort #simplicity
Working on my entry for next #spoonflowerchallenge ... pun tea towel. Can't believe I'm really doing this. I'm usually the one groaning or rolling my eyes at my dear husband's fantastic puns... #puns #oneliners #jokes #design #spoonflower #christmasgift
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#AboutThisWeekend {SWIPE} SPECIAL Selfie Moments!! 1) With My LA Ladies!!! THANK YOU for your presence 🙏🏾💜 @crystalleebrown @ky_zee & @ivonnah 2) Cast Mate Connections! Can’t wait to share the ART we have the honor to create! @crystalleebrown @darringiossi 3) MY SOL SISTAHS! Representing our Agency @soltalent @_ejpeterson & @nikkitajohnson _________________________ I had the AWESOME PLEASURE to share a few tips of what I’ve learned about handling #OneLiners with a group of beautiful Creatives! With Special Guest @gpierre722 at @thecreativemovementatl Thank you for spending your Saturday morning with us! _________________________ #MoreToCome #Blessed #TheWorkingActor #Sharing #ThePowerOfTheOneLiner #Workshop #ActingCoach #IAmEnough @soltalent #dejadeetv
#AboutThisWeekend {SWIPE} Selfie Moments....🤔 is that a former Laker in the House! 😲☺️ ___________________________ I had the AWESOME PLEASURE to share a few tips of what I’ve learned about handling #OneLiners with a group of beautiful Creatives! With Special Guest @gpierre722 at @thecreativemovementatl Thank you for spending your Saturday morning with us! #Selfies with @cljeff63 @goldiebellellc client @schellepurcell @allthingsredd _________________________ #MoreToCome #Blessed #TheWorkingActor #Sharing #ThePowerOfTheOneLiner #Workshop #ActingCoach #IAmEnough @soltalent #dejadeetv
#AboutThisWeekend {SWIPE} I had the AWESOME PLEASURE to share a few tips of what I’ve learned about handling #OneLiners with a group of beautiful Creatives! Thank you for spending your Saturday afternoon we us! _________________________ THANK YOU FOR YOUR YES @gpierre722 And for your time, wisdom and candor! You So #Dope 😜🙏🏾💜 _________________________ THANK YOU @davepileggi for agreeing & encouraging me to Move on my Desire to #GiveBack Thank You for opening your beautiful space @thecreativemovementatl allowing us all a place to be inspired & grow. _________________________ And THANK YOU TO MY AMAZING ASSISTANTS/ SUPPORT SYSTEM/ FRIENDS...I just COULDN’T have made it through the day without you!!! @nikkitajohnson @brendamhoward & @crystalleebrown who Straight Prayed me Into a successful session! I had no fear or stress. I Simply Allowed the Flow to be!🙏🏾💜 _________________________ #MoreToCome #Blessed #TheWorkingActor #Sharing #ThePowerOfTheOneLiner #Workshop #ActingCoach #IAmEnough @soltalent #dejadeetv#Repost @thecreativemovementatl with @get_repost ・・・ Raining down wisdom @dejadeetv just crush’n it today along with @gpierre722 helping clarify some BIG things for actors wanting to dominate the game! #thecreative #actorslife
Having a ball in Blackpool! I could have stayed and read every single quote. 😆 Not been here since I was a kid. I love it! #comedy #blackpool #blackpooltower #comedyquotes #quotes #comedygenius #funny #jokes #oneliners #catchphrases #catchphrase #entertainment
Estão recordados das nossas #ONELINERS ? Não são piadas, é verdade, mas são perguntas curtas, nem sempre simpáticas, às quais esperamos que ilustres comediantes respondam com algum fair play. Depois de convidados como Carlos Coutinho Vilhena, Fernando Alvim ou Jovem Conservador de Direita, levamos esta nossa breve rubrica a uma das noites de quinta-feira do Xafarix Comedy Club. Primeira vítima: Jorge Picoto (@mr_pikes ).
We don't always look out for each other the way we need to because we're too caught up with the "Now" in our lives. Somewhere along the way we got too cozy that we sank in and beneath the Quicksands and the cushions of "Individuality" and the "do you" message, we missed the point. Depression is real and so is suicide. Someone is ending his/her life right now while we stick these ear buds and headphones in our ears. And so I ask for just one simple favor , look out for those around you, pray for them, encourage them. Who knows you just be the one that saved them from jumping off a cliff. Do you really mean it when you throw those "How are you's" around like confetti? PS: I was going to call this piece "To the Suicidesquad" but perhaps that would've diluted the seriousness of its tone. Let me know what you think . Many thanks #poetryporn #oneliners #newagehippies #writingcommunityofig #writingcommunity #wordporn #anxiety #suicide #poetry #writersofinstagram #instapoets #poem #poetryoftheday #suicidesquad #polaroidandkisses #spilledink #instago #wordart #wordgasm
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BAD JOKES - 63 GREECE // If you know anyone that will hate/love this joke then why not share it with them #badjokes #63 #greece . . . . . . . #funny #zinger #instadaily #dadjokes #notfunny #comedyvideo #funnyvideos #comedy #humor #lol #hilarious #comedian #jokes #repost #laugh #humor #lmao #happy #love #crazy #new #british #video #instacomedy #humour #oneliners
And they tried to find out where are his words. Where are his feelings which he paints on useless grey background. The feelings were always there, the words were always there, it was all about the efforts which someone was ready to put in. He always knew that he had acquaintances but someone who wanted him to call his own was not there. He was just an option for some, for some he was a forever shoulder, for few he was an emotionless fool trying to make everyone laugh but none had the courtesy to ask him who he really was. He kept on moving along the bushes, creating a virtual world of his known. A lot of lies hiding behind his image and a lot of tears soaked by the pillow. Everyone read what he wrote, most of them related to it, a good number of them appreciated but no one bothered to stay to prove that there's no need of words that reveal pain. #poemsoninstagram #poetsofinstagram #lovequotes #poetsofindia #poetrycommunity #love #successquotes #lifequotes #lifeisgood #lifequotes #poems #oneliners #poet #poetry
Christmas is coming, who's been nice and who's been a twat 🤣🤣 Loads more to come..... A6 cards available to buy now from our @etsyuk store for £1.99 - link in bio.... #sarcasm #dontbeoffended #onlyjoking #comedy #funny #oneliner #jokes #joker #oneliners #leeds #hilarious #insults #laugh #laughing #vines #onlyjokingcards #rude #obscene #sarcasm
Dear Best friend, Last night, I found myself alone when I noticed the heaviness of my heart. I cried a lot because the people who have hurt me are the one who claims to be my loved ones. I sought for your help. I felt I was ready to expose all of my truths which was hurting me for so long. Maybe a part of you knew there were some things which I was hiding from you. You waited for the right time that I will come forward to you by myself. Now, I wanted to break the silence of my chaos. I wanted to tell you the girl whom you consider a strong girl isn’t strong, though. The smile, the laughter you hear in her voice because of which you fall for are the screams of her pain. But, last night I broke down. From last few days, the possessive nature of me towards you and the feelings, what you confessed to me was eating our relationship. I opened my WhatsApp chat and told that I wanted to meet you. But again, you linked my restlessness behaviour with our relationship. I waited for your reply and slept crying. Around, 3:00 am I woke up and I opened my WhatsApp chat to see if you have read my message. I was still sleepy, and I saw you have read my message and I slept with the thought that might be you’ll reply back to me in the morning. In the morning, when I woke up, again I opened my WhatsApp chat to see if you have replied me back or not. What I saw was unbelievable. I was unable to see the profile picture of yours. My mind doubted my heart with the question might be you’ve blocked me, but my heart was unable to accept it. My heart has had a faith in my mind that you didn’t block me so I called you and you picked up my call and promised me that you’ll try to meet me. After disconnecting our call, my mind asked me to cross check if you’ve blocked me or not. I cross checked and then, my heart lost from my mind. I felt a certain sense of accomplishment in holding back my tears and emotions. I didn’t cry then. My tears dried with a question; “Why did you reply to my call when you wanted to block me from your way?” “Today whom I lost? A best friend or the little faith of humanity which most of us claim it does exist”?
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