Ever since I was a child, I've been very skeptical of any food that is made to be shared. In my eyes, every pizza pie is a personal pie, even this beauty from @eastvillagepizza
One thing I will gladly share with as many people as possible: blame. Especially if something goes wrong. Any crimes Michael Cohen or anyone else committed had nothing to do with me, believe me. No one loves obeying the law more than me.