Oh hey guys, it’s Georgie again!
Just another reminder from your favorite baby bully. Are you ready? Okay... TWO WORDS
FIRST WORD: PREBOOK
SECOND WORD: HOLIDAYS
That’s right, I said it, they are coming!!! And since I like you all so much I’m gonna give you a heads up, da Mama gets BUSY. And trust and believe, no one wants to to roll in to Gobble Day or Chrissmaaas looking rough. NOPE ❌ DON’T DO IT 🚫
Reality check... holidays mean seeing EVERYONE you’ve been avoiding all year. Don’t pretend it’s not true... I’ll say it for you... Georgie knows... Distract them with good hair!!! So when they ask questions like “Why are you still single?” OR “Gonna ever give me grandkids?” OR “You want some tofurkey?” You just flip your pretty new hair and walk your tail right into the kitchen and get yourself a piece of pie, cause no one needs that kind of peer pressure in their life, OKAY!
*PHEW* that was intense. I need to sit down. Okay, anyway... come see my Mom, let her make you pretty before the holidays. Or you’re gonna look like me, being dragged around town with some stupid bat wings on like a goof. Humiliating 🙄 #PuppyProbs
Okay, thanks again for supporting my Mom, who really just works to pay for my kibble. Okay, BYE!! 🖤