Everyone is afraid of something, whether they admit it or not. You know what I’m afraid of? I’m afraid of being handed over the menu and being asked to decide what to order for the table. See, I am a simple Punjabi guy who’s always ordered the same damn thing every time at a restaurant - Butter Chicken and Butter Naan. You can’t take me to an oriental place or a European place and ask me to order food. It’s like taking a kid who’s just learned Newton’s laws of Physics & is overwhelmed with them and asking him a question on Quantum Physics. It’s simply out of syllabus!
So if any of you ever goes to a restaurant with me, don’t ask me to order. Unless it’s an Indian place where you already know what to order 🍗