I’d feline-ing if I told you I loved you more than this guy.
I’ve always said I was a dog person, but this little guy stole my heart right from the beginning. I knew he was special right when I laid eyes on him. His adventurous and playful spirit was apparent from the start. I love you, Spirit ❤️ #spirit #catlady #puns #feline #catolympics #walkingmycat #love #repost
I think it’s time to let your special some know ...or perhaps remind them with a @punnyandco
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No ones safe from my puns; no one.🤷🏻♂️ Not even instagrams comments section💁🏻♀️
Alternative caption: you could say I was "fishing for compliments!" 😂😂🤣 #badjokes #puns #mylifeisameme
● this is why no one will date me
Turn up the beet! We're raisin the roof!
On Friday we carrot about sunshine and good times.
Negativity? B*tch peas!
There are plenty of fish in the sea but I'm good with my fish 💕
2004 Study on Asthma in children in relation to #Dairy
consumption. When they test for #asthma
relief they base it not on the in-breath but the ease in which lungs expel however much air they were able to take in which is called #ExpiratoryFlow
I’ve been pretty bad at posting lately, but that’s all about to change! I’ve been working on a special project for the blog these past few days and I’m so excited to start it tomorrow 👻 Until then, enjoy these punny watercolor Halloween cards I made some of my friends🧡comment which one is your favorite! 💋
breakfast of champignons 💪happy thursday!
toasted red fife sourdough 🍞, mixed mushrooms🍄, alexis de portneuf la sauvagine 🧀, fermented garlic honey 🍯