You know when you plan a lovely adult evening in the city- you plan the perfect outfit and lay it out- you spend hours curling and make-upping- you put said outfit on at the very last moment (to ensure it’s clean)- only to realize your son thought your laid out clothing was a perfect resting place for his soggy pull up that morning- you quickly try to scrub and spray the scent away and throw it on anyway- only to find, once you’re in the car and on your way, that no amount of scrubbing could rid that awful scent- so you smell like a wet diaper at a beautiful ballet in San Francisco?? Ya, me neither... 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 Just in case I got so swept up in the evening and forgot who I was—- a butt-wiper 😫😫😫 The evening was still magical, even though I had the cologne of not-my-pee agitating my nose every second!
Please tell me I’m not the only one who has had their fancy foiled by a toddler???? Give me your best story below 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 Sippy cup cheers to smelling like someone else’s bodily fluids on the regular- welcome to motherhood. #youjustcanthavenicethings #thatmomlife #ismelllikebart #scratchandsniff #ridindirty