Hey girl, you look so sexy tonight. How about we step up our relationship a notch? I show you mine and you show me yours kinda thing? Sounds good?
*pulls out binder full of Spidey pictures*
This snap was taken on 22nd March 2017 when Spidey was taking on Rhino in Central park.
*looks at girlfiend, fully undressed*
Those are not pictures of Spiderman, woman. I don't know if we will work out. I feel like we aren't equally committed to make this work.
*takes binder and leaves, never looking back*
(Like if you cried. 1 Like is one respect for a committed Spidey fan)