#shitkidssay

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Overheard convo between my brother and Lilly lol
I had to post this picture so I could tell you that I sneezed and instead of saying “bless you” Connor said “don’t turn into a zombie”. 🤔. . . . #iwakeuplookinglikeazombieeveryday #shitkidssay #4yearoldsareweird #momlife #boymom #zombiemom
Yesterday as I was trying to get dressed to actually leave the house, I wasn’t sure if I was feeling’ this shirt because I was trying to look sexy-cute for my husband... And #1 comes in rambling about whatever almost 11 year olds ramble about and says, “😒 that looks like something GGMa would wear...” (GGMa = her great grandma) 🤦🏼‍♀️👵🏻 So.. yeah. I changed. #notreadyforthegrandmapatterns #notthekindofcuteiwasgoingfor #shitkidssay #number1 #honest #FML #😑
The #hair are getting lighter and lighter, my son suggested if I’m changing to winter coat. #shitkidssay #platinum
Kiddos decide we’re all going to be in a ‘motorcycle’ race (my coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, so I’ve decided that my ‘motorcycle’ is the chair I’ve already been sitting in all morning), but there are no helmets large enough to fit my fat Moloney head, so I’ve been given this stuffed frog to protect my skull from being smashed. Pray for me. . . . #nannylife #safetyfirst #fathead #shitkidssay #savedbythebullfrog #iwonbtw #🏆 #worstnannyever
When your son sayes you feel like a bear and he doesn’t like it! 🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤣#fashionadvisefroma4yearolder #fashionpolice #icantmakethisup #momlife #filteredvsreality #selfie #bathroomselfie #bathroomselfies #selfies #shitkidssay #40 #thisis40
These sweet little cheeks (from two years ago 😭) embarrassed my husband SO bad in Ikea today. Maybe I’m immature, but I was dying laughing on the inside....⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It’s a cold Saturday and everyone and their mother is at IKEA. 🇸🇪 The checkout area is packed. Vivian is sitting nicely in the cart when she shouts, “DAD, DO YOU HAVE A BIG PENIS OR A SMALL PENIS!?!?” He ignores her hoping she will stop. She doesn’t. She continues shouting it over and over and over again. 🙈🤣 I’m pretty sure everyone within fifty yards heard. #kidssaythedarnestthings ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Side note: Before anyone jumps to any weird conclusions. Vivian bathes with Henry and she has been very curious about why boys and girls have different private parts. The girl has A LOT of questions... 🙈🙈🙈
Ava quote from the other day 😂. Not gonna lie, I’m always a little glad when she says she doesn’t need help with her homework cause I seriously forget how to do a lot of it 😂🤷🏼‍♂️
My kids asked where I had been when I came back after three days in Florida… I told them I was at the dentist. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Happy Friday.. Just looking for a lime bro? ---- No joke this actually came up to me in Thailand and asked me for a lime. Even tried to pay me the 10 thai baht hes got in his other hand Hahaha. ---- #ihopethatwassalt #shitkidssay #tequilafriday #saltlimetequila #kidsbraids #kidssaythedarndestthings #parentingtips #parentinghacks ##parentingfail #parentingtheshitoutoflife #momanddadaredrunk #growingupinthailand
I know it says “Burger” but I overheard him telling him mom this morning that he was the “King of Farts!” Happy Friday. #shitkidssay
Another Lilly and James moment from the other day 😂 (this is how she tries to get his attention)
This happened like two weeks ago lol. Dunno if she does it on purpose but Lilly always manages to sing/shout the most inappropriate part of a song 🤦🏼‍♂️ lol
This was the conversation I walked in on yesterday 😂😂. Because I had work, Eliza had school work to do, and my parents are on holiday, James was the primary care giver of the evening and it was pretty hilarious because Lilly (unintentionally) knows how annoy him very well
I need new friends because the ones I've got are obviously psychopaths. #shitkidssay #psychopath #whodoesthisshit #smh #weirdo #snacksfromhell #idratherstarve
*Zoe reading, making up the story* Zoe: "and here is a lady murdering another lady.." Me: "Oookayy! Welp, no more horror movies for you, Ted Bundy.." Zoe: "My name is ZOE! ...NOT Ted Bunny!! 😒" #hahaha 😂😂😂 #omg #imdead #speechless #shitkidssay #horrorfan #morbid #definetlymychild
I told him there was a baby stuck in my tummy 😂 and now he’s trying to rescue his meimei by trying to push her out of me 😂😂 #funnbaby #toddlerlife #30weekspregnant #forellen #hapababy #halfasianbaby #halfchinesebaby #amwf #amwfcouple #amwfbaby #funnytoddler #shitkidssay #motherhoodunplugged #momblogger #cutekids #worldsyoungestdoctor #toddlerdoctor #thirdtrimester
In a discussion of why my 7 year old needs to start doing things on his own.... he clearly won the debate. #funnykids #shitkidssay #parenting
Who is your parents girl? Lmaooo I have morbid children #shitkidssay #momlife #bacon
Can I wear my drug rug? -Lyla Maybe I should stop calling it a drug rug. Follow us! 👯 #emlainthewild #vegankids #vegansofig #veganinsandiego #kidswithdreads #funnykids #dancingkids #shitkidssay #jiujitsugirls #sisters #bffs #memes #drugrug
He said it with such conviction too 😂 only questioned it when I laughed my ass off... “that’s his name right mom” “yep is sure is babe” #whothefuckisFrancerd #reindeergames 🦌 #reindeerquote #shitmytwinssay #shitkidssay
Conversation between Lilly and my brother lol. Sorry for the weird lighting. Today is my first official day of work so 😂🤷🏼‍♂️
Hahaha yup!
Conversation between my brother and Lilly yesterday 😂 she’s very observant and will tell you anything (Edit: also I start a new job tomorrow, so I dont know if my posting times/days are gonna change lol. I’ll let ya know)
Isamu on my posture and sore back. Reminding me on wise words from the physiotherapist. #kidssaythedarndestthings #momlife #shitkidssay
I can’t handle this kid sometimes lmfao. #momlife #shitkidssay #toddler #threenager #iloveboobies #hilaruous
Shapes are fun!
Another overheard conversation. Ava getting frustrated from going over spelling words with Lilly 😂 (Lilly knows how to spell these words, she just acts like she doesn’t because she knows it bothers Ava lol)
Me: *as I walked into the house after work* “oh my gosh! There’s a giant bug in the house!!!” Sami: *taking off her hood* “no, mommy, it’s just me— Sami. I’m wearing a costume.” . . . . . #samanthaariel #lovecarters #kidsincostumes #cutekids #kidssaythedarndestthings #shitkidssay
I have no idea what the phone conversation my mum was having was about, but this is the part I walked in on 😂 it was just funny because she said it in the most serious tone with the straightest face. (I don’t draw them heaps, so for anyone confused these are my parents)
THE KID AND I ARE PUTTING TOGETHER A 1000 PIECE PUZZLE. LYLA: IF YOU HELP ME FIND THE PIECES I NEED, I WILL HELP YOU FIND YOURS. WHAT PIECES ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? ME: I'M WORKING ON A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT THINGS. LYLA HANDS ME A RANDOM PIECE FROM THE PILE. LYLA: HERE IS A PIECE JUST IN CASE YOU NEED IT. JANUARY 12, 2017 Follow us! 👯 #emlainthewild #vegankids #vegansofig #veganinsandiego #kidswithdreads #funnykids #dancingkids #shitkidssay #jiujitsugirls #sisters #bffs #memes #tbt
This was an overheard conversation that made me laugh at the time 😂🤷🏼‍♂️. Ava always volunteers to help Lilly with homework but gets overly frustrated the second Lilly loses track, which is very quickly because she always starts singing (I didn’t even know this was an actual song until my sister told me 😂)
I just overheard these two arguing and River said, very haughtily, “Well you know what, Van?! You know what I was doing? I was slapping the donkey with painted ladies!!! How do you like that, Diddums??!” 🤦🏼‍♀️🙊🙊 The original Overboard is the only dvd we have in the car, so they’ve watched it a few hundred times. Oops 😬🤣🤷🏼‍♀️ At least they spend the majority of their time outside...it could be worse, right? #brothers #shitkidssay #kidquotes #overboard #overboardmovie #beachbonfire #chappy #mvy #marthasvineyard
I’d be a little more proud to wear my brown belt street belt to school this morning except some of my girls in class told me I need to ask to go back to purple because brown is just ugly. 💔😑😭😂 #truthhurts #brownbeltproblems #10thplanetrichmond #afsacademy #bereaky #richmondky #lps #lafontaineprep #shitkidssay #meangirls
L A S T N I G H T as we tucked this curly-haired angel into bed, I kissed his forehead, said our special sayings and wished him goodnight. He said "I love you" Feeling all the feels, I said "I love you too, sweetheart" To which he replied "I was talking to dad" #savage Happy Humpday mamas, how's it treated you?
I'm playing a game called how many people can I offend with a meme? 💁‍♀️😂 For the record I didn't teach him that, he does know about respect (who deserve their respect) and blah blah blah....still funny as shit though . . . . . . . . . . . . #funnymommeme #funnymomquotes #momquotes #parentinglife #motherhoodmeme #motherhood #parentingmeme #parentingcanbefunny #shitkidssay #kidsarefunny #momlife #thatmomlife #momlifememes #momofboys #twinmomclub #momtribe #socalmom #americanpolitics #motherhoodquotes #funnymemes #radicalparenting #gentleparenting #freethinkers #sarcasticmom #snarkymom #honestmotherhood #honestmom #motherhoodunfiltered
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