Overheard convo between my brother and Lilly lol
Kiddos decide we’re all going to be in a ‘motorcycle’ race (my coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, so I’ve decided that my ‘motorcycle’ is the chair I’ve already been sitting in all morning), but there are no helmets large enough to fit my fat Moloney head, so I’ve been given this stuffed frog to protect my skull from being smashed. Pray for me. .
#nannylife #safetyfirst #fathead #shitkidssay #savedbythebullfrog #iwonbtw
These sweet little cheeks (from two years ago 😭) embarrassed my husband SO bad in Ikea today. Maybe I’m immature, but I was dying laughing on the inside....⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
It’s a cold Saturday and everyone and their mother is at IKEA. 🇸🇪 The checkout area is packed. Vivian is sitting nicely in the cart when she shouts, “DAD, DO YOU HAVE A BIG PENIS OR A SMALL PENIS!?!?” He ignores her hoping she will stop. She doesn’t. She continues shouting it over and over and over again. 🙈🤣 I’m pretty sure everyone within fifty yards heard. #kidssaythedarnestthings
Side note: Before anyone jumps to any weird conclusions. Vivian bathes with Henry and she has been very curious about why boys and girls have different private parts. The girl has A LOT of questions... 🙈🙈🙈
Ava quote from the other day 😂. Not gonna lie, I’m always a little glad when she says she doesn’t need help with her homework cause I seriously forget how to do a lot of it 😂🤷🏼♂️
My kids asked where I had been when I came back after three days in Florida… I told them I was at the dentist. 🤷🏼♀️
I know it says “Burger” but I overheard him telling him mom this morning that he was the “King of Farts!” Happy Friday. #shitkidssay
Another Lilly and James moment from the other day 😂 (this is how she tries to get his attention)
This happened like two weeks ago lol. Dunno if she does it on purpose but Lilly always manages to sing/shout the most inappropriate part of a song 🤦🏼♂️ lol
This was the conversation I walked in on yesterday 😂😂. Because I had work, Eliza had school work to do, and my parents are on holiday, James was the primary care giver of the evening and it was pretty hilarious because Lilly (unintentionally) knows how annoy him very well
Conversation between Lilly and my brother lol. Sorry for the weird lighting. Today is my first official day of work so 😂🤷🏼♂️
Conversation between my brother and Lilly yesterday 😂 she’s very observant and will tell you anything (Edit: also I start a new job tomorrow, so I dont know if my posting times/days are gonna change lol. I’ll let ya know)
Another overheard conversation. Ava getting frustrated from going over spelling words with Lilly 😂 (Lilly knows how to spell these words, she just acts like she doesn’t because she knows it bothers Ava lol)
I have no idea what the phone conversation my mum was having was about, but this is the part I walked in on 😂 it was just funny because she said it in the most serious tone with the straightest face. (I don’t draw them heaps, so for anyone confused these are my parents)
This was an overheard conversation that made me laugh at the time 😂🤷🏼♂️. Ava always volunteers to help Lilly with homework but gets overly frustrated the second Lilly loses track, which is very quickly because she always starts singing (I didn’t even know this was an actual song until my sister told me 😂)
I just overheard these two arguing and River said, very haughtily, “Well you know what, Van?! You know what I was doing? I was slapping the donkey with painted ladies!!! How do you like that, Diddums??!” 🤦🏼♀️🙊🙊 The original Overboard is the only dvd we have in the car, so they’ve watched it a few hundred times. Oops 😬🤣🤷🏼♀️ At least they spend the majority of their time outside...it could be worse, right? #brothers #shitkidssay #kidquotes #overboard #overboardmovie #beachbonfire #chappy #mvy #marthasvineyard
L A S T N I G H T
as we tucked this curly-haired angel into bed, I kissed his forehead, said our special sayings and wished him goodnight.
"I love you"
Feeling all the feels, I said
"I love you too, sweetheart"
To which he replied
"I was talking to dad"
Happy Humpday mamas, how's it treated you?