#theidiocracyisuponus

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#Repost @drandallblythe with @repostapp ・・・ I have to travel now- no surfing for a bit (I'm really getting over going back inland- I think I'm going to start a surf rock band & only do coastal only shows where there are good waves- TOUR BOAT- lets party, beach people!). Until I return to the ocean, I will dream of her every night... Astoundingly enough, I just called my bank to let them know that I will be headed overseas so don't put a hold on my credit card in case I need it- I had to tell them all the countries I was going to visit. After I had listed off the 12 different countries I was going to be in over the next month, the woman on the other end of the line, a GROWN woman, A GROWN WOMAN WHO WORKS FOR A BANK, asked me "Ok, what country is England in?" "Um.... the United Kingdom." UNREAL. "Ok, and what country is Scotland in?" JESUS CHRIST. "That's the United Kingdom, too, m'am." Sometimes this modern world, this technological era of lightning-fast communication and MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF INFORMATION AVAILABLE FOR FREE, makes me want to just jump off a bridge in despair. I bet this lady could tell me who Brad Pitt is dating, or what the Kardashians are up to, but she doesn't know where or what the United Kingdom is. People, I'm begging you, please- we HAVE to do better than this, or we are gonna die. I mean it. #theidiocracyisuponus #sonya7ii
I have to travel now- no surfing for a bit (I'm really getting over going back inland- I think I'm going to start a surf rock band & only do coastal only shows where there are good waves- TOUR BOAT- lets party, beach people!). Until I return to the ocean, I will dream of her every night... Astoundingly enough, I just called my bank to let them know that I will be headed overseas so don't put a hold on my credit card in case I need it- I had to tell them all the countries I was going to visit. After I had listed off the 12 different countries I was going to be in over the next month, the woman on the other end of the line, a GROWN woman, A GROWN WOMAN WHO WORKS FOR A BANK, asked me "Ok, what country is England in?" "Um.... the United Kingdom." UNREAL. "Ok, and what country is Scotland in?" JESUS CHRIST. "That's the United Kingdom, too, m'am." Sometimes this modern world, this technological era of lightning-fast communication and MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF INFORMATION AVAILABLE FOR FREE, makes me want to just jump off a bridge in despair. I bet this lady could tell me who Brad Pitt is dating, or what the Kardashians are up to, but she doesn't know where or what the United Kingdom is. People, I'm begging you, please- we HAVE to do better than this, or we are gonna die. I mean it. #theidiocracyisuponus #sonya7ii