Alright, alright. Now I'm actually starting to think that instagram is a freaking dating app because... I'M KEEP ON GETTING FOLLOWED BY FREAKING RANDOM PEOPLE THAT MESSAGES ME "JOIN ME ON THIS DATING WEBSITE! IT WILL BE FUN! ;)"! HOLY GUACAMOLE! I HAVE AT LEAST HAD 5 PEOPLE DO THE SAME THING TO ME TODAY!... So. Yeah. Thanks for letting me get that how. I hope I didn't ruin your childood like that one women did to me not too long ago. Bye.
#instagramisnotadatingsite #why #theregoesmychildhood
He can have his two favorite things every single day for the rest of his life. JELL-O and rape. So, is it even really a punishment to send Ghost Dad to jail?
Much wow! PETA freed these imaginary animals from their imaginary cages on the imaginary circus animal train car. Unfortunately for PETA, millions of helpless animal crackers will still be shoveled into the mouths of hungry children everywhere proving the point that animals are fucking delicious. Even imaginary ones.
I was already sad that Adventureland Golf had closed. That was always a destination for those of us from a small town when we would come to the big city. The cave and waterfall were magical. I happened to drive by it today and saw them tearing down the building and had to drive by again for a parting shot. #rip #theregoesmychildhood
Our Toys R Us closes on Friday so I took Madi. Didn’t expect to walk out with the whole Harry Potter series for a little more than $20. #theregoesmychildhood