#thisisinstagram

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Is insta real life...? 🤔 . I hate to break it to you, but that’s a no. . A case in point... (swipe right 👉🏻) 1. My first (second) picture is of the delicious homemade sausage and chorizo pasta I devoured last night 😍 I haven’t filtered it, but I did take a picture in the garden, stealing the last of the sun’s light in a desperate attempt to capture just how red the sauce was! This would have been my post. This is Instagram. 2. My next picture is my real bowl! It’s me 2 minutes later, curled up on the sofa after a long day at work, mixing my sauce through my dinner because I don’t actually want to eat dry pasta. This would never have been my post. And yet, this is reality. . What you won’t see in either photo is me. Me enjoying my dinner, however it looks! And, all these words are basically a reminder to myself that not everything I see is real life, to stop worrying about everyone else and to focus on me. To look closely 🤓 Perfect pictures are overrated 🙂 * * * #instalies #instalife #isinstareallife #nope #thisisinstagram #isitreality #dontbefooled #justdoyou #perfectpicturesareoverrated #focus #workhard #eatwell #eatcleantraindirty #homemade #sausageandchorizopasta #slowroastedcherrytomatoes #heaven #thatcolourtho #rememberwhyyoustarted #fitness #fitnessjourney #fitnessmotivation #fitstagram #instafit #instafitness #food #foodstagram #stopworryingabouteveryoneelse #thisgirlcan
Dibilang salah kostum. Kenapa sih orang² susah banget liat saya seneng? 🙄 #iniinstagram #thisisinstagram #fasyun #maafcurhat
Don’t be fooled by appearances...otherwise everyone can be labeled! #promotingmyself #professional #localbusiness #thisisinstagram #dontjudgechallenge #areyoucapable
I'm sure you're probably sick of seeing this background with this outfit that we all know came from the same photoshoot on the same day. I can't help it guys. The ones in the mauve just came out lookin' real nice, and it's sadly rare that I genuinely think I look really pretty in a lot of photos from a lil impromptu photoshoot ✌ #vulnerability #justalilvain #thisisinstagram
Hiermit begann mein Instagram. Vor ziemlich genau einem Jahr, pünktlich zur Veröffentlichung. Menschen um mich herum, die von sowas wie „professioneller Kommunikation“ mehr verstehen als ich, mussten mich ziemlich doll schubsen. Ein großer Teil meiner Social-Media-Verweigerung bis dato war auch reiner Selbstschutz. Prokrastination, ich bin da sehr und ernsthaft gefährdet. Wenn nicht @okka_rohd mir an ihrem damals noch rosa Küchentisch einen 20-min-Insta-Crashkurs gegeben hätte und es ihr in ihrer ansteckenden Begeisterung nicht gelungen wäre, mich ratz-fatz vom kreativen Potential zu überzeugen (und ich habe das dann sehr schnell verstanden), gäbs das hier alles nicht. Dies ist mein 101. Post. Ohne Redaktionsplan oder Agenda, aber pünktlich zur 3. Auflage. Niemals hätte ich für möglich gehalten, wie sehr ich es mögen würde. Welch wundervolle Menschen mir hier, in meiner selbstgebastelten muckeligen Blase (und dann auch in echt), begegnen würden. Was es tatsächlich für eine Bereicherung auf vielen, überraschenden Ebenen für mich bereithalten würde. Und auch, dass mich in so kurzer Zeit ungefähr 3.500 Menschen hier ernsthaft begleiten wollen würden. Dass ich ernsthaft einmal pro Woche ungescripteten Kram aka #dienstagssprechstunde in die Selfiekamera meines Telefons quatschen würde (mit verhältnismäßig und überraschend überschaubarer Scham). Es wird wahrscheinlich nicht so bald aufhören, dass ich das alles ziemlich crazy finde. Danke, dass Ihr da seid und mir diesen Austausch ermöglicht und mir täglich eine unfassbare Inspiration seid. Und zwar Ihr alle, die leichte und die schwere Muse. Danke für all die katalytischen spirits. Und Danke für so viel großartige Unterstützung. Ihr seid wunderbar! ❤️ * * #guterhoffnung #thankyou #hebammenmachenquatsch #hebammenmachenernst #dienstagssprechstunde #introvert #rampensau #hebamme #thisisinstagram
Her : Sorry...I only talk to guys who are 6ft or taller 💁‍♀️. Me: #icanbepettysometimes #fiveeighteightfive #littleinappropriate #ohwell #thisisinstagram
Is it better to paraphrase or not? #thisisinstagram #ourafricazw #kwazuwayizw #diamond #pressure #coal
✨This. Is. #momlife ✨ MomLife is having 1.5 hrs sleep. MomLife is waking up at 1am because your 11 yr old is vomiting in the bathroom on the morning of the first day of high school. MomLife is lying half dressed on the living room floor because the 3 yr old just projectile vomited over the new couch, carpet and your hair. MomLife is scrubbing toilets at 2am. Catching more vomit at 3am. Stripping bedsheets at 4am. MomLife is dealing with two sick boys at the same time. As well as making sure the other one gets to school on time. MomLife is being so tired, no amount of coffee will fix it. MomLife is bad luck when you just need a break. MomLife is looking forward to the kids going back to school only for them to come down with a sickness bug that the most unsick children brought into the house. MomLife is hard. And smelly. 🤢 Happy Wednesday - or in my case, Happy Non back to school day 😒 #motherhood #parenthood #thisisinstagram #thisisreal #thisisreallife #thisismotherhood #parentlife #familylife #stress #stressed #tired #ineedabreak #ginforthewin #honestparenting #inspo #inspiration #motherhoodunplugged #eyeroll #backtoschool2018 #cornwalllife #honestmommin #realparenting #realparenthood
També existeix gent que trau el pitjor de tu #HiHaGentPerATot #Criteri #Reflexió #ThisIsInstagram
Giving myself a pat on thee back. 20 minutes of hard cardio—-by fitting a giant canvas, into a tiny car (see in stories). What’s the hashtag for working out?#whateverimgettingcheesefries Also. I’ll throw up a hella filtered photo so everyone will think I’m a movie star cuzzzz #thisisinstagram 🤷‍♀️ Tricked ya. 😉🤣
#throwbacktuesday to last week when I switched it up from real, everyday life and actually looked “Instagram cute”.💋 #mirrorselfie #throwback #lastweek #whoami #latergram #atx #girlsnightout 👯 #thisisnotreallife #thisisinstagram #filtersonfilters #girlswithcurves #curvywomen #girlswithtattoos
#foodpic #arugula #rocket with #gravy :justapic #thisisinstagram . #porkchops : chopped tarragon.. #eat #eatwell .
Got to bring Myles on a early morning parts run. He was so ready for the day, Carhartt's on Bogs ready to kick it, and a Stanley 6ft tape measure! Oh yeah sporting a bit of safety green.... He is pointing out all the types of block that Fairbanks Block and Materials has on stock if you didn't know #myson #thesearethebestdays #contractorlife #akcontractor #contractor #generalcontractor #iaba #cunninghamconstruction #concrete #block #construction #builderlife #building #masonary #carhartt #stanlytools #stanly #tapemeasure #columbia #bogs #stoked #readyforwork #yourfutureboss
Earlier today, I was forming man about town; all spruced up, dashing around with an impressive level of prim and properness when I took the photo. Ignore the little blur here & there. Few minutes ago, however, I arrived at the house drenched as fuck, drippin like a bag of soaked beans, having hopped on a bike for quite some distance under the heavy downpour. But what do you get to see on Instagram? This. So this is it then. You are not alone. We all have our troubles. What you see out here is not the sum total of our experience. Don't be fooled. #ThisIsInstagram
Note to future self- ☔️ in event of rain, don’t go out because getting a baby in and out of the car with rainwear is not a easy or quick. It just resulted in Olive being a unhappy bunny, I was a stressed wet mum, wearing a white tshirt that became partially see through and unknowingly one side of my BF bra unclipped so my left nipple was saying hi to passers through the wet t-shirt. 🙃 It started out cute though when I put olive in a proper coat for the first time 😍🐻
ΑΚΡΑΙΟ ΙΝΣΤΑΓΚΡΑΜ!!!!!! ΕΝΑ ΧΡΩΜΑ!!!!!! ΕΝΑ ΧΡΩΜΑ!!!!! ΠΩΣ ΕΠΑΙΞΑ ΕΤΣΙ ΠΑΛΙ ΡΕ ΓΑΜΩΤΟ!!!!!!!!!!!! #photography #landscape #landscapephotography #people #swimming #thisisinstagram #instagram #influencers #epicfilters #filtersforlife #filtering #contrast #beachlife #vacay #vacationmode #fade #horizon #epicview
Girls like you Love fun, yeah me too What I want when I come through I need a girl like you, yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah I need a girl like you, yeah yeah .............. .............. #maroon5 #alotoffilters #snapchat #thisisinstagram #notreal #imaginedworld
Rule number 1 - if your not doing better than the person your talking shit about - than take a seat and shut the fuck up. Fuck what you heard. • • If we ain’t texting or calling - than you don’t know. #hushyagums #thisisinstagram #itsnotreal #stfu #justsaying #hustleprivately #facts #carefulnow #neverovershare #willcallyouout
I am living for anything that is a jumpsuit right now. Excuse the bags under my eyes...that is 33 year old me trying to vacation like I am 18. #ICantHang #AtAll #LetTheYoungingsDoWhatTheyDo #BodyMadeInTheKitchen #NotOnTheDoctorsTable #ThisIsInstagram #HadToClarify #LOL
😳😳😳 🙄🙄🙄 🙄🙄🙄 So many people are on this table but what do I know?? #thisisinstagram #bewise #entrepreneurs #learnfromexperiencedteachers #wiseup #staywoke
Folding laundry while spectating powerlifting? Am I simultaneously challenging and embracing traditional masculine gender norms? Is this selfie an excuse to trigger dopamine production in my brain by asking my peers to validate my life choices through 'likes'? #thisisinstagram
Clearly no filter 😬 #thisisinstagram
. インスタなんて自撮り載せてなんぼじゃーーって言う謎の気分 早くテスト終わらないかな I miss last summer and I wish this summer will be nice. Photo by @yuta.yanai . . . #冷静に他撮りです #めっちゃ加工した #examweek #テスト週間インスタ捗る説 #lastsummermemories #instagood #thisisinstagram
When you are not a fan of social media but you need to post something 🤣🤣🤣#tryinghard #summerheat #sundayfamilyday #hidethebelly #beach #thisisinstagram #thelittlemermaid
Lunch! Always still far too long until the end of workday.. #yummy #yesIpostedaPictureOfMySalad #jugdeme #thisIsInstagram #youHaveTo #orTheyKickYouOut
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