Being shy with her noms 🙄😒🐢😁
It's monday. Time to take over the world!!! Hummm I'll do it later. I'm to busy enjoying my basking spot 💤💤💤
Found a nice spot to sleep . Soft and squishy, just the way I like it! BTW Mommy and I are matching. My shell , her PJ's 💚Rocking our spots lol
🔊🎶⚠⚠⚠⚠Attention : sexy tortoise walk. Seeing this might cause cuteness overload
Strolling... Not even slippers can stop me!! 🐢💨💨💨💨💨
A very boring Saturday ahead .. Even Thor thinks so 😒🙄😑 . repost from @thor_thetortoise
Hey hello!!! No!!! No pictures in the morning !!! Evil hooman! Curses!!!
Sleeping time 😴💤 do not disturb. See you tomorrow world
🔊🎶My hooman cleaned the floor with a very strange machine and now I can't walk property on it 😒🐢💨💨!!!
Breakfast!!! All the noms are mine 🐢💨💨
By "Good Morning" I meant "Don't talk to me before breakfast.... Bring the food first hooman and back off slowly....😈🐢
Mommy's home... I'm pretending to be asleep and she sprayed me with that evil bottle . Vile woman!!! 🙈💤🐢😈
Good morning, another day home alone. I guess I'm staying in bed today and sleeping and basking under my lamp all day 😒💤
Quick snack before bed 🐢🛏
🔊 They see me rollin
They hatin ...🐢💨💨💨💨.
Song belongs to Yoda apparently, no profit intended
One of my hooman arrived home.... Shuuuu I'm hiding 🙈😶
I'm getting ready for my middle afternoon nap...please do not disturb 😴💤💤💤💤💤💤
Minions!!! We reach over 400 followers. My hoomans are very surprised !!! 😱😱😱 We thank you all for your kind support 💚🐢💨💨💨💨
Urrg Of course it's Monday...does this look like my Friday face to you? I'm going back to bed
🔊🎶Dinner mode: eating like a dinosaur beast !!!🐢💨💨💨.
Song belong exclusively to the Muppets. No profit intended
Tortoise log: escape attempt number 29758. . Objective failed 🐢💨💨
After a busy afternoon walking around is nap time 😴💤
REVENGE!!! Time to clean the mess hooman dearest !!! 🐢💩 😂😂😂😂😂
Edit info: I had some messages regarding Thor's green poop. She's fine, and her poop will be back to normal consistency in a couple of days!!!. Thank you so much for your concerns and advice. Is nice to see her friends concern with her health and care. I don't expect any less from any of you. 😘 Thank you 🐢💚
There are many types of love. But this one is unconditional love, bigger than ourselves, a boundless compassion, an infinite empathy. I love my godsons and my nephew as my own children 💚😍 and then there's Thor. I have so much respect for this tiny being . I wish it with all my heart to help her grow strong and healthier each day ... One day I might have (or not) children of my own but Thor is and always will be my first child 😁🤗💚🐢 happy mother's day 😘 . A special kiss for my grandmother that raised me and was the best mother ever 💃
🔊🎶 she's back ... So spray bottle we meet again!!! 🙈😒🐢🏹🐟.
Song belong exclusively to Jaws . No profit intended.
Today's Yoga class . my hooman can be so annoying sometimes 😁💆💃🐢💚...
It's all about the footsie .💚🐢
Good morning and happy Saturday to you all 😒!!!. Here I am under my basking lamp after being disturbed by my hooman with that evil bottle spray ...someone call the tortoise police!!! If you run, you can still catch her!!!👮🛂
I'm sleeping under the table today.... Bye world😴💤💤💤💤
I'm getting too fat for my bed 🤔... And I'm in need of a pawdicure 🐢💨
Long day... I'm going to bed !!!
Ahhh strawberry, I prefer to sleep on it 😴🍓
Just leave the strawberry right there, hooman and no one has to get hurt !!! 🍓🐢💚
Nothing to see here... Move along...👮🐢
Relation status : its complicated . I love my bed... I love it so much... That I enjoy 💩💩💩 in it too....then my hooman takes my bed away.... Dam you Vile woman .
That Monday feel... Lazy girl. 😊
From this angle you can see the crack in Thor bick 😑 it's not life treating and she's not bothered at all. I'm not happy and still can't explain how it happened 🕵!!!. Did she climb something during night!? Bump into a rock!? 🤔 . look at her, not a care in the world 😈🐢💚
Sleepy tortoise having nom noms 😊🐢💚
Fall asleep on daddy's lap after bath 😴💤
Sunday feel and a closeup photo of myself basking and looking really sassy to celebrate over 300 followers. Thank you 😘❤🐢✌