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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
The time to slow down is when you think you dont have time for it. #lunchtime #slowdown #skh #toiletbreak #sgig #singapore #instasg #sengkang #singapore #hdb #heartland #lrt
To hyped to get to RnB concert after a quick pit stop while traffic was jammed up. When you gotta go, you gotta go πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ . . . . . #brisbane #rnb #rnblive #rnblivefridays #hyped #pitstop #toiletbreak #underthebridge #sucharelief #warmuprun #runforestrun #trafficjam
Lift the lid on a selection of poops in different shapes and sizes for a game of BattleSh*ts! πŸš’πŸ’© #battleships #poopgames . *Warning⚠️* May cause extreme humour and funny looks when played around the christmas table... πŸŽ„πŸΎ #christmasgames #christmasdayfun . Now stocked in @wearefirebox πŸ™Œ
Pass the paper towels please..β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Kids are tucked away in bed after another busy day! They always seem to play and sing for another hour (or more) before they fall asleep, does anyone else have this? #monday #kidsinbed #bedtime #sleep #ornotsleep #morelikeplay #play #sing #singtosleep #toiletbreak #mondaynight #mum #mother #mumlife #kidsinterior #kids #interior #girlsdecor #decor #girlsroom #cushion #cushions #floral
β€œWhere you going Mum? Toilet? Ok great, I’ll bring the asparagus” πŸ˜• #canipeeinpeaceplease #toiletbreak #probwontusethatspear #asparagus #superfood #partofyourfiveaday #fiveaday #newdad #instadad #dadlife #dadswagger
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Bad Bodily Habits #1 My toilet visits are a bad habit and an opportunity to give my body a little love. 😁 Most of the time I rush in and out of the toilet, put the pressure on, grab paper, unconsciously wipe my pit and rush out again. πŸ’¦ I can do better! Sit, breath, relax, wipe gently with loving attention, while saying I love you. Lots of opportunities to practice!!! Picture from @popcultureinpictures_ # badhabits #toughlove #toiletbreak #toilet #bodylove #bodylove #selflove #selfcare
Why did he do that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Rewinding be like..β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
MORNINGS // Specifically weekday mornings - SUCK! Hubby leaves for work nice and super f*cking early, I get up after yet another crappy nights sleep dreaming again of those days oh so long ago now that I used to get a sleep in... or sleep in general. And that’s when the chaos starts... nanny starts at 9.30am so the first changes, feeds and naps are all me. And of course, they BOTH want everything at the same time because well you know... twins! So I change them, then boob Mr P, then bottle Miss W and after some playing time I take Miss W to bed, who doesn’t want to go to bed because she has FOMO (fear of missing out). I then take Mr P to bed and then spend the next 20mins running from room to room shooshing and putting their dummies back in until I am warn out and they are asleep. Nanny then walks in at 9.30am and it all looks like I have my sh*t under control... Bam! 😝πŸ’ͺ . . . . #morning #coffee #twinbabies #twinsies
Rewinding be like..β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
β€œIt’s snowing, Charlotte.” #3yearolds #toiletbreak
You have to laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ times you could definitely do with something like this though!!! #djlife #toiletbreak
Not what you expect to see when you go to the toilet! This adult male Impala crashed straight through the canvass wall of our toilet the other morning! It seems a fight between two males got a bit out of hand, you can see wounds on this guys back leg and neck. After a few minutes he got up and ran away, very dazed and confused. It's not yet the rutting season for Impala, so this is very strange behaviour for this time of year. Photos: @mjclaase #boyswillbeboys #camplife #toiletbreak #impala #bpct #herbivores #animalbehaviour #what
BREASTFEEDING // There is so much stigma around these words; Do you? Don’t you? Should you feed in public? Cover yourself up! How long should you breastfeed for? Everyone has their opinions. Well, from my experience, FED is best! Miss W didn’t take to breast well, she got bad reflux and couldn’t handle the flow - and I always feel like I have to explain that when I tell people, but why should I? I chose what was best for my child! On the other hand Mr P is breastfed, which I LOVE. I thought I would want to stop at 6 Months as I can tell you breastfeeding is NOT easy, I have had mastitis 3 times and breastfeeding one baby and then bottling the other can be quite the juggle - I have gotten myself into many positions trying to do both at the same time - I would give any yoga instructor a run for their money! BUT, I actually REALLY enjoy breastfeeding. It is a bond between a mother and a child that you just can’t explain, and quite simply, it is beautiful! I know that the day I decide to stop, or if Mr P decides to stop before I do, I will feel VERY sad about it and I am sure I will spend hours ugly crying over it. And, if on that day Janet decides to tell me her opinion about that choice, I will politely tell her to β€œf*ck off!” . . . . #breastfeeding #fedisbest #breastfeedinginpublic #breastfeedingmama #breastfeedingproblems #aussietwins #5monthsold
Am I the only one that puts an extra alarm on, 3 and half hours before They have to get up for work, just to go to the toilet coz it annoys the shit out of me when I wake up 5mins before alarm busting to go piss!! #alarmclock #toiletbreak #piss #annoying #amitheonlyone
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Mirror mirror on the wall ho is the prettiest of them allπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œ... #haggardface #thanksGodit 'sweekend #toiletbreak
Like if this happens to you β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Juzzy doin bits in the cubicle #dumpswithjuzzy #toiletbreak
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Get creative whilst otherwise engagedπŸ’©πŸ˜… #poocasso #toiletactivity . This cheeky Poocasso activity book is designed to keep you occupied during toilet breaks with outrageous toilet humour, poo facts and doddlesπŸ™ŒπŸ€£ #toiletgames #toiletfun
What a laaavely English landscape, but if you zoom in closely there’s some serious peeing going on πŸ™Šβ˜ΊοΈπŸ‘ #ibegyourpardon #wouldyoumind #toiletbreak #baa
Watch till end. β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Yashhh.. β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
When @caiweepawka sends you her stash of isla videos #daddysdoingawee πŸ˜‚ #tbt #hawaii #toiletbreak #secretstash
Just trying to have my πŸ’©'s be as spicy as my thum. 12 🌢s and some dried chilis straight outta #Laos πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ keang nor mai to tame the palette
#Japan trip 2018. On the way back from our #roadtrip to #Owakudani - night sets so time to enjoy the #colorsofthesky during a #toiletbreak / #smokebreak / #coffeebreak / #quickbite at a local #lawsonstation
Well deserved β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Oh damn. β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
I love this by @Mummysavingmmumy0 I can TOALLY relate. Even getting a shower earlier I had one foot on the bottom of the door πŸ˜‚ Hands up if this is you too πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ Babbaboosleep.com #mummybreak #baby #toddler #mummytime #hideandseek #daddytime #toiletbreak #mumlife #icanseeyou #oneminute #nohiding #lifestruggles #parentinglife #parentlife #mumboss
Machine not better off alone Effects by me Video by Photonicinduction β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
😟 β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Walkers! #toiletbreak
MUM SICK // Days when Mum’s are sick are just like any other day. You don’t get let off the hook for anything. You still get up early, feed babies, prep their lunches, clean and sterilise bottles, make up bottles etc whilst Dad gets the sleep in πŸ˜’ Don’t get me wrong, all I have is a cold, so all I really want is more sleep... as per usual. I am just thankful it’s not mastitis because that sh*t is debilitating and you don’t get off the hook then either πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈmoral of the story... be a Dad! . . . . #mumsick #sickmom #sickmum
He did not watch it β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Because you can’t even nip off to the toilet without having at least one little duckling following you! πŸ₯πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘¦β€πŸ‘¦ . . . . . . . . #shutthedoor #mumlife #toiletbreak #follower #son #19monthsold #twin2 #littleduckling #toddler #mummy #son #myboy #minibraun #givemeabreak #idontmindreally #hecanfollowmeanywhere
That time when she wouldn't let me out of longdrop toilet.................i had a handful of berries so i was alright...................she ate most of them, it was how i bribed my way out. She has a weird thing for toilets and hanging out with me in them. It's annoying because that is a males traditional quiet time spot. Looking at this photo, it actually looks a little creepyπŸ˜‚. Me just peeking out from the darkness. #whenyagottago #toiletbreak #trapped #daddunnit #stayathomedad #thereisnorest #latvia #mygirl #dadanddaughter
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Morning toilet break, brought to you by @ring πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #releasethehounds Titan was definitely holding that in all night!! #gooddog #goodboy #toiletbreak #morningpee #dogsquad #gooddogs #furbabies #pups #ring
I did not expect that πŸ˜‚ β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
WHAT IS SLEEPING THROUGH // Like, you say he/she β€œsleeps through the night” and I am f*cking delighted for you. But if what you really mean is that you get up to settle/ dummy or feed them during that time, then I need to KNOW that sh*t Janet! Because I am over here like nope, they STILL don’t sleep through, thanks for telling me about your perfect 12 week old who has slept through the night since they came home from the hospital. I am f*cking ecstatic for you Janet! (Pic from Pinterest) . . . . #mumneedssleep #tiredmum #tiredmom
It's been a habit of mine, as a busy mom, to hold a book, a tablet, a kindle or a mobile phone during my toilet break...that peace and "me" time even for only a few minutes is just precious! πŸ˜‚ I am currently reading #crazyrichasians and with all the tasks at home and some distractions I have no idea when I will finish this book lol 🀣 What book are you reading today dolls? #bookstagram #books #dollstagramnovemberchallenge (Day 3 books) #barbie #barbieph #barbiebathroom #barbiemadetomove #barbiefashionistas #barbiefashion #barbiesofinstagram #barbiegram #barbiephoto #barbiephotography #dolls #dollstagram #dollphoto #dollphotography #dollcollectorph #diorama #barbiediorama #toiletbreak
Don't do it πŸ‘»πŸ‘» β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
The best thing I've ever read on the loo!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #motivational #change #onlyyou #positive #toiletbreak #bestread
You might be an absolute dick at times @abbyroberts3003 but those phone calls help. Although trying to wash dishes, juggle 3 dogs, phone, competitions and lunch is challenging #jail #wtf #4hours #stillinjail #toiletbreak #facebookjail #facebookjailsucks
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
Do I have to go out in this β˜”οΈ rain??!!! #nothappy #rainraingoaway #rainydaya #lhasas #lhasaapao #toiletbreak #dogs #dogdays #lhasas #instadogs
I really needed to go, but something made me want to hold on... #hiking #spider #guessicanholdit #toiletbreak #outdoors
Great... β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€”β€” #meme #memes #funny #dailymemes #dankmemes #funnymemes #memes πŸ˜‚ #games #lol #tiktok #tiktokmemes #memestiktok #tiktokchallenge #threestripes #russia #russian #fortnite #fortnitememes #wtfmemes #doll #dancing #earrape #earrapememes #songs #music #loud #bassboosted #toolet #fail #toiletbreak
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"Game of Thrones." #ToiletBreak
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