🤣❤️ This caption is gold.
This is one of our TNR #tomcats
from years past. Notice how fat his cheeks are? They’re called #studjowls
and are essentially the same as #hairychests
for humans (or at least humans in the 1970s) - The ladies love ‘em and they are hormone driven. Those big strong cheeks are also kinda like #bulgingbiceps
in that they help tomcats bite down on their sexual competitors with manly force, the way #drunkbros
punch out anyone chatting up “their girl”. All this to say, those tantalizing gopher cheeks are the number one sign that a tomcat is intact and looking for mates. If you see a cat with #gophercheeks
and no ear tip outside call in your local TNR group ASAP. We really don’t need any more hairy-chested drunk bros roaming the streets. #themoreyouknow #catfacts #tomcat