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Waiting for our ridiculously big delivery - flat white and butty time - cheers @ifcoffeebar ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
Perth you sunkissed beauty, recognizing my luck today! #perth #elizabethquay #island #brewery #summer #sunkissed #bleesed #wanker
Pretty much... you were put in my life to mind fuck me and you succeeded... multiple times ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ you made me care and then poof! So fuck you mind fucker, I hope your poor twelvey doesnโ€™t end up in the same boat. Later bo! Iโ€™m done #fuckyou #eatadick #asshole #mindfucker #cunt #wanker #ihateyou #ineedtosinksomebooze
It's beginning to look a lot like...FUCK YOU! It's October and Christmas is ages away, you rich fucking arseholes. #rockefellercenter #rockefeller #iceskating #christmas #arsehole #wanker #latergram #newyork #newyorkcity #nyc #manhattan #wanderlust #christmas #nofilter #nofucksgiven
Get the cunt deported from OUR COUNTRY!
Anyone who thinks it's too early to have your day made by the arrival of "seasonal" baby items obviously has a more cosmopolitan and exciting lifestyle than my current situation, and I want you to know, I definitely resent you for it ๐Ÿ˜‚ #maxomorra #scandistyle #preloved #organiccotton #notions #wanker #christmasstyle #babyclothes
For immediate release ๐Ÿ˜‚ #wanker #release
"Cause it makes me feel like I'm a man. When I put a spike into my vein. And I tell you things aren't quite the same..." #painaway #bangkok #medicaltourism #dryneedling #acupuncture #thevelvetundergroud #writer #wanker #pseudoscience
'MAKE SURE YOU GET AT LEAST ONE NICE PICTURE FOR GRANDMAโ€˜ #dickheadsontour #ladsladslads #travel #wanker #celeritasshootingclub #budapest #quickdraw #pump #2pumpchuck
~ Deconstructed salad ~ Aka Buddha Bowl. This was one of those meals which seemed like a really great idea during prep. Then you sit down on a rainy work day and all you want is soup and bread. ANYWAY, this has roasted cauliflower, pumpkin, Edamame, quinoa salad with black beans, sprouts, mushrooms, avocado and homemade hummus. It was healthy. . . . #buddahbowl #vegetarian #vegan #veganlunch #worklunch #mealprep #hummus #edamame #quinoa #wanker #avocado #vegetarianlunch
My โ€œcheekyโ€ Instagram Monday selfie face #cheeky #boyswithmoustaches #piercednipples #gay #torso #instatache #tache #scruff #daddyduties #wanker
Happy birthday to my brother from another mother! ๐ŸŽ‰ Couldnโ€™t ask for a looser/more fun bloke to call one of my best mates! + you being a Crows & Chelsea supporter is a massive bonus! Miss you but glad youโ€™re having a ripper year up in Darwin! Hope it continues & canโ€™t wait to celebrate with you in a few weeks time! Love you brother ๐Ÿ’– #birthdayboy #brothers #boogies #doof #drag #dancefloor #moreplease #menace #magic #wanker #wonderful #workout #earthcore #ergot #echuca #rmh #myaeon #melbourne
Almost a decade ago now. I will return soon. Playing the @officialibanezguitars #joesatriani JS1000. #guitar #shred #rock #country #guitarist #wanker
Women drivers #bmw #wanker AND had kids in the back ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
First walk it the rain. Dad made me (w@nker !), look how many other people were in the car park, not one!! ๐Ÿ™„ #happybostonterrier #bostonterrier #puppy #wanker
Sometimes I discover I'm so deep and art just hits me hard. #actor #comedian #art #wanker #statues #suit #crying #deep
Tonightโ€™s attempts at flatbreads with sausage and caramelised onions...loads left if you want one lol #flatbread #coop ##whowatchestelly #littlejonnyhipster #homecook #homemade #wanker
Looking for something intense and satisfying? You can't go past the @tenga_global 3D series of masturbators when Mrs Palmer and her daughters needs an update. They are made from an antibacterial elastomer, and while they seem soft and squishy, they're incredibly tight and perfect for when you want to try something other than a hand. They're sculpted ecstasy. . Each of the 3D series has it's stimulating texture printed on the outside. When you go to use it, you turn the Tenga 3D inside out so you get all the benefits of your chosen texture. With care, they can be reused so you get the most out of your new toy. . . #goodvibes #goodvibrations #adultstore #tenga #sculptedecstasy #masturbator #wanker #tenga3D #adultstores #mrspalmerneedsanupdate #texture #engineering #elastomer #lube #reusable #sextoys
Wankstain
MBR October edition๐Ÿ˜„ . . . #POC #TroyLee #MucOff #MtB #surreyhills #peaslake #wanker
I think that guy is calling me a wanker. . . . . . #cathedral #wanker #cathedralwanker #statue #exeter #unexpectedbreak #youstartingsomethingpal
When you're supposed to be taking it seriously but all you can see is this ๐Ÿ˜‚ #hadtodoit #couldntresist #wanker #gottahavealaugh
Omg British humour #lovethat #british #wanker โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™
OMG, yes!! Chocolate pasta!! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ
Being childish with lexicon cards, inspired by @ihatezero #wanker #cunt #dick #lexiconcards #lexicon #childish
Kods making himself at home in Myer ๐Ÿ˜‚ #wanker lol
What a monumental twat Morgan is!!! I mean, weโ€™ve always known this, but fuck me! Totally agree with Matt Haig on this; mental and physical health are equal, often go hand in hand, and something we all experience at some point in our lives. By implying that it is a weakness is a direct attack on character, a stigma that people endure day in, day out. #wanker #stigma #wearenotweak #notalone #acceptance #itsokaynottobeokay
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