Morning 20KM solo cycle > bladdy hot!!! ☀🔥
Oi deez cop touching my mandems dick innit Bruv London mandem gon shank dem ya done kno🖕 #roadman #wanker
everything is true except for this woman talking about her pussy put me to sleep. she's lying, the only pussy that ever put me to sleep was @dirtydianahoe
's. stop the tabloids. #mj #wanker
Does he fuck paint up crates to look like buses! Absolute rubbish from an absolute wanker. Now, if he’d said he travels to a remote island and hunts people for fun THAT I could believe. Jog on you sociopathic shit bag!
My uncle died in a car crash and a couldn't give 2 shits he tried to kill me to steal all my money #wanker
Osei tutu is zijn sleutels kwijt!💀 wat een Wanker✊🏻 nu probeert die in zijn huis te komen maar dacht eerst even insta post🙏🏻 #wanker
The curse cookie jar is basically the sweet treat equivalent of the sorting hat. Looking forward to working with you @cakes.and.shit
what a great bunch of people
Ugh. My kid. He’s so handsome. But probably whinier than your kid. “NO NOODLE! WE’RE NOT GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN! SHUT UP!!!!!!” Clearly his life is over and he has the meanest mommers in all the land. So he’s just gonna sit at the front door and sing me the song of his people🙄#cat #catmom #furkid #furbaby #adventurecat #wanker
Long time no pun! For the past several days all of my creative time and energy has been focused on guitar. The first time my band reunited (for those of you not in the know, we're 1,200 miles apart), my fingertips were so shredded from our marathon catch-up rehearsals that by the time we hit the stage to play our set, it was ridiculously painful to play.
After that I developed out a workout routine to avoid fingertip fatigue: Take a chunk from any of the tunes, loop the shit out of it for 30-45 minutes, and improvise as many notes and noises over it as I possibly can. Rinse/lather/repeat. 3 more nights of this insanity and then we finally get to play actual songs in the same room together for the first time since Febrooary. Yay!
Eventually all be Bach, and so will new drawings. Don't fret, I'm not just stringing you along. (New Yorkers: We play at 9 sharp on June 29. If you’re coming to the show, don’t be gui-tardy. See link in my Insta-bayou)
After a nice 15 hours at work today, yeah what started off as, “holy shit this light makes my cheekbones POP” turned into a wanky, reflective, filter strewn study of my fathers face vs mine. Beer was involved. Apart from the spiky mop, our facial paths are starting to diverge quite spectacularly. Still regret the broken nose (my one childhood fight) and YES it’s a bathroom shot, but I’m growing old disgracefully and wanted to share. Probably will delete later. Definitely will delete later.
He's at it again, the wee dick. Claws out and everything. #wanker
Grateful to you guys who are streaming/downloading/sharing the new single, A Trick Of The Light, and grateful for the sun and my music and my love and my job and for the wildflowers and for absolutely being a wanker about it. 🧙🏼♀️
#sundaymusings #haiku #wanker #yvamusic