#wanker

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Donald Trump is such a bitch 😂😂 #putinsbitch #wanker #everybodyhatesyou
Welcome to my #adhd world. You’re welcome. Wrote a list tonight so I reckon I’ll be fine tomorrow.... #attention #attentiondeficit #hyperactive #adhdproblems #brain #wanker
Flowing through my veins, getting rid of this mess 🔪#wanker #prick #dyingyoung
I'd never tell him, but I love this guy so much, known him since I was 2.....but I'll always do a wanker sign behind his head if a photo is being taken.....because he's a wanker....a proper fucking dicksplash. #truefriend #wanker #dicksplash
I’ll take it all *drops a tenner* #yardsale #jumble #loadofoldtut #junk #neon #tubesocks #wanker
I think I’ll just stay single , maybe shit in my hands and clap 💩👏💩 #singlelife #bachelor #catless #musicislife #instagood #free #solo #wanker #nostringsattached
#mulhollanddrive #saturday Must be an Englishman!! Chortle!! 😂🇬🇧😂#wanker
#Tb to that time we got drunk... Like every time we meet 🙈 @theflyingscot1
Very posy #newhair #trainbeer shot! #checkthesunglasses #biggleswade to #london .Drinking #cider whilst posing like a #wanker
Put your finger in the air, if you just don't care (that you look like a #wanker )
@bw.morton thinking hes awesome #miss #wanker #looser
As far as backdrops go, there's worse ways to kill time while waiting for a bus. #BusWanker #Bus #Wanker #BirraMoretti #Beer #Wales
Dodgy pig 🐷 #pig #wanker #drunk
Festival mode activated #wanker #yorkshire #thefly
A M A Z I N G ✌ Second ever massage and facial treatment in my 40 odd years on this planet. I am the most relaxed I've been in forever and despite the fact I've been awake since 4am and I spent the morning on water slides with the kids and have no make up on, my skin looks and feels peachy! I'm just about to reconvene with the family so normal, frazzled service will be resumed. But for now.....✌ #Relaxed #AF #Mum #Amazing #centreparcslongleat
I’ve had a couple of Opinel knives for about 6 months and I haven’t posted them. Surely I need to hand in my badge and get off Instagram? #idrawthelineattweezers #opinel #opinelknife #wanker
Can’t wait to see my Brother from another mother next weekend... Beers & a mega over due catch up! #brother #bro #bestfriend #crossdresser #titsfordays #college #fucked #off #to #australia #aussie #wanker #bogan #drinks #next #weekend #too #long
#Serious business #Wine connoisseur #wanker
Warning: This is rated-R:- - ***I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO START CALLING @thematthewhussey #WANKERHUSSEY *** - So since @TheMatthewHussey found it within his Selfish, Awful Self to originally try to humiliate my fmr BF, #BorisPoliakov and myself of our personal Lives’, and that the A%%hole has NOT yet stopped and is continuing to make up the MOST Absurd Lies abt me (despite NEVER MEETING ME in my entire life), I’ve decided this will be #Hussey ’s Forever new Nickname: - #WANKERHUSSEY - This is THE most Appropriate name for him given his British background, but also that #Wanker in the UK - that I’ve included in the 4th slide. As a WANKER, #MatthewHussey embodies ALL of those Characteristics: - 1) Superficial, Grandiose, Delusional in his own World; 2) #SOCIOPATH . Means he is unable to conform to society rules, respect and lack of respect for others; 3) A%%hole, Yes he is One; 4) An #Abusive human being, to me, to other Women, to @Camila_Cabello ; - And most importantly: 5) He Masturbates & jacks-off by how much he loves HIMSELF Every Single Day. - #Wanker is a MUCH more offensive term in the UK here, sadly unknownst to Americans, but I have NO issues calling him this from now on. To me, he is a Useless living being with NO regard, respect to Others, therefore he deserves NONE in return. - So here’s a TASTE of your OWN MEDICINE, #WankerHussey and a lot of your own C%ck for ya, after you tried to embarrass Boris & myself w/ your Clown, talentless, also Narcissistic “actor” @jessepepe1111. Like the Urine Jesse pees for both of you, since NEITHER of you do ANY good contributing to Society - but being Bullies, Liars and Selfish, Attention Seeking Male-Wh%res. - I firmly believe from today Mr. Matthew Hussey should belong in a Mental Institution. He is an unfit mentally, as a human being and a negative force for the goodness of Women Rights, and Humanity. He’s a Liar, a Selfish Criminal and if he EVER tries to approach me in RL, I WILL do whatever it takes to protect MYSELF. - #WankinMatthewHussey #MentalInstitution #FakeNews #TrumpSupporter #Narcissism #NPD #Predator #Stalker #Cheating #Cheater #Psychopath #WomenRights #CamilaCabello #Humanity #Society #MeToo #TimesUp
GRATITUDE AND GRACE ARE THE OPPOSITES OF ‘WANKEROS MAXEMOSIS.’ #gratitude #grace #acceptance #wanker #bondi #bondibeach #sydney #sydneyaustralia #onedayonelife #propagandaofsuccess #piccolo #lovely #lovequotes Read Dave's latest blog on gratitude at https://onedayonelife.com.au/gratitude
Wank Bank?! #wanker
. And that was the last time I saw em. Yeah you’re right ... it was only a matter of time! . #pushed #claiminginsurance #saint #wanker #capilanosuspensionbridge #vancouver #canada #cyalateryater #notlongleft #selfiesnearlydone
Piss off Clive. You have no power here. #auspol #wanker
''Unfollow your ex'' 😂 I did that a long time ago hunni😘😂 #ex 'sareuseless#wanker #spermdoner
Chronic wankers 😂😂😂 holding the sausage hostage!! #dayswithoutsex #wanker #wank #michaeljackson #michaeljacksonmemes #kenyanmemes #kenya
When the filter takes 10 years off you #filter #disappointment #beardupdate #nofilter #selfie #wanker
Anybody recognise this little ball of adolescent testosterone? 🧟‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😹 #wanker
Snake Island
The lengths some instagramers go for fancy shots is hilarious. Anyway, here’s me drinking #Chardonnay in front of of Louis I’s autumnal crib. #wanker #payday #chateaudechambord #chambord #france2018
Our guest on Episode 17, @dougiew1 (Douglas Waugh) decided to send these pictures to us VERY EARLY this morning. Amazingly, @theopen let him into the Champions Club at @carnoustiegolflinks #security #freebeer #wanker #jealous @stellaartois
When he slides in asking for nudes tell him ur butt nekkid in bed 🍑🍑🍑 #naturalviagra at the end 👌👌👌 #sendnudes #peachbutt #wanker
“The northern light is a hope, a beer among friends is a certainty!” January 2nd 2018, a bunch of strangers, clappers, wankers (looking at you Roma!) and friends came together and made a memory. Looking forward to the next winter season! Just a friendly reminder: in about 4 more months we will have minus degrees and snow here! . #strangers #clappers #wanker #friends #northernlights #auroraborealis #france #switzerland #italy #australia #finland #russia #austria #snow #itwillbecold #bloodycold #thenorthernlightsarecreatedby #honkeydory #pori
Friday. Nails done ✅ Neuro feedback session with @mindlovestudio ✅ Lunch with kate @realfoodrealyou_ ✅ Strategic planning session booked ✅ @richmond_fc win ✅ Red rooster dinner with GNP ✅ Wine and couch time ✅ #lifeisgood #wanker #nailsrocktho
I think the best idea I’ve ever had was cutting myself a fringe in 30 degree heat in another country. . . . . . . . . #travel #travelphotography #bali #indonesia #iphonex #canggu #asia #explore #adventure #photography #wanker #thicc #fashionidiot #ipreview
Scooters and coffee 👌 #thailand #chiangmai #thaistyle #coffee #scooters
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