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Somos una fokin plaga #wanker #predator
Please drown me in the blood of my enemies and stuff beans down my throat til I scream “zoinky” and in that moment I do...lather me in olive oil and put me in the microwave for 10 minutes until I implode to mere grains of melk. @mostlyluca @mostlyluca - - - - - - Luca can ram a tank into me and I would thank him. #lucaarmy #lucashaefercharlton #loveme #beenwaiting #iloveyou #fandom #fangirl #youneedtoloveme #phatboi #influencer #aesthetic #bemine #instastar #tiktokboys #damn #cute #wanker #canadianboys #milkfrombags #boys #trenders
Morning 20KM solo cycle > bladdy hot!!! ☀🔥
I have measured my life in tea leaves #mornings #channelingTSEliiot #teasnob #wanker
#Wanker #Prime Minister? #Despair
Mr Andrew Sage, I regard you as a wanker 😡 What have the 99% of us that abide by the rules done to you for you to come out with that. Hope your ready for the backlash 🤣 @natsaero #natsaero #caa #wanker #twat #moron #uavphotos .co.uk #droneusermagazine #aerialphotography #aerialvideography #aerialvideo #drone #uav #dji #djimavicair #southerndronepilots #droneosoar #dronepicturesss #dronesdaily
Oi deez cop touching my mandems dick innit Bruv London mandem gon shank dem ya done kno🖕 #roadman #wanker
Either add a layer or take one off wanker #kitchenlanguage #work #workplacewanker #wanker #complainers
everything is true except for this woman talking about her pussy put me to sleep. she's lying, the only pussy that ever put me to sleep was @dirtydianahoe 's. stop the tabloids. #mj #wanker
Does he fuck paint up crates to look like buses! Absolute rubbish from an absolute wanker. Now, if he’d said he travels to a remote island and hunts people for fun THAT I could believe. Jog on you sociopathic shit bag!
This Saturday ! W/ @withoutoarsny , @wearenotourbodies and Dive in Yonkers!! DM any of us for the address! #flyer #music #skull #icymi #hoedown #wanker #pizza #spotify
Oooh look!!! More dead Marine life!! Sorry to interrupt your extremely important life, with a dying ecosystem!! Reality isn’t pretty sometimes though is it? Will the good and brave people, who are willing to do the RIGHT thing, please step forward??????? 👊🌍💚 . . . . . . . . #anyone #hereweare #notajobfortheweak #lakecathie #lakeinnes #cathiecreek #ecosystem #stepup #dotherightthing #theresnotenoughtapetoshutthismouth #revivelakecathie #marinelifematters #thisiswhatweaknesslookslike #oneplanet #community #egoisnotyouramigo #youworkforwhoagain #notok #flavourofthemonth #wanker #lakemouth #wearentgoingaway 😘
My uncle died in a car crash and a couldn't give 2 shits he tried to kill me to steal all my money #wanker
It's not just Instagram, I'm also now a Snapchat wanker too. #snapchat #wanker #oldman #hashtag
Osei tutu is zijn sleutels kwijt!💀 wat een Wanker✊🏻 nu probeert die in zijn huis te komen maar dacht eerst even insta post🙏🏻 #wanker
Fuckin‘ wankers ✊🏼🖤 #southside #wanker #verschickt
If you are having a hard day, remember this... You are someones reason to masturbate. Sorry, I meant masticate...because snacks. #keepcalm #eatsnacks #behappy #zen #logday #riverdance #noswanshere #flex #guns #pewpew #waterboy #thatdayigotnaked #again #wanker #ionlyeverwearonevest
Chị nào hông thích ôm thì lấy mẫu này cho em nhé 🤣🤣 #Wanker #Crop #Thunciti #Mịn 📍85.OOO
You need to walk out the same door you have shown so many. Get this fucker out! Time to sell and go dick head! Newcastle will never go forward with this prick in charge. #getoutofourclub #mikeashleyout #ashleyout #NUFC @nufc #NewcastleUnited #nufc #nufcfans #sell #sell #sell #takeover #football #epl #wanker #hate #prat #mike #ashley
The curse cookie jar is basically the sweet treat equivalent of the sorting hat. Looking forward to working with you @cakes.and.shit what a great bunch of people
Ugh. My kid. He’s so handsome. But probably whinier than your kid. “NO NOODLE! WE’RE NOT GOING OUTSIDE AGAIN! SHUT UP!!!!!!” Clearly his life is over and he has the meanest mommers in all the land. So he’s just gonna sit at the front door and sing me the song of his people🙄#cat #catmom #furkid #furbaby #adventurecat #wanker
Long time no pun! For the past several days all of my creative time and energy has been focused on guitar. The first time my band reunited (for those of you not in the know, we're 1,200 miles apart), my fingertips were so shredded from our marathon catch-up rehearsals that by the time we hit the stage to play our set, it was ridiculously painful to play. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ After that I developed out a workout routine to avoid fingertip fatigue: Take a chunk from any of the tunes, loop the shit out of it for 30-45 minutes, and improvise as many notes and noises over it as I possibly can. Rinse/lather/repeat. 3 more nights of this insanity and then we finally get to play actual songs in the same room together for the first time since Febrooary. Yay! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Eventually all be Bach, and so will new drawings. Don't fret, I'm not just stringing you along. (New Yorkers: We play at 9 sharp on June 29. If you’re coming to the show, don’t be gui-tardy. See link in my Insta-bayou)
No #wonder the little #fuckers keep coming after me!! #shoo ya #wanker
After a nice 15 hours at work today, yeah what started off as, “holy shit this light makes my cheekbones POP” turned into a wanky, reflective, filter strewn study of my fathers face vs mine. Beer was involved. Apart from the spiky mop, our facial paths are starting to diverge quite spectacularly. Still regret the broken nose (my one childhood fight) and YES it’s a bathroom shot, but I’m growing old disgracefully and wanted to share. Probably will delete later. Definitely will delete later. #selfie #wanker
Dm 😉
He's at it again, the wee dick. Claws out and everything. #wanker
With the right lighting, I have a jawline, traps and look like I'm actually in shape 😂😂😂 #gym #training #86kgFatFuck #cardio #wanker #gymwanker #selfiewanker
A degree is a decent birthday present but the real party was 4 years with these lovely people 🎓✨. . . #onedegreehotter #cantspellpartywithoutRT #22 #wanker
Awesome experience filming with the @officialleatt crew! Incredible spots and great people...@aaronchase @clemenskaudela @marthagmarthag @ryys @christophlaue @rocky_rootss @richkphotography 👌😄 #shakewhatyourmamagaveya #wanker #toomuchpizza
KOEFTE @ MAD SIN, GER. w/ his great super sexy Wanker Gaither Shirt at #hellfest2019 * - Send your pixx w/ your super #WANKER t-shirts to...: wankeroffice@web.de - #bratwurst #instapunk #gaitherart #hellfest #psychobilly #punkrock #madsin #jeffgaither #scumfuck #wankerrecords #madsinband #nckwnkr #scumpunk #screenprint #weredoingthis #siebdruck #berlin #richkids #shirtoftheyear * @siebdruckversand * wanker intershöp:  wankers.bigcartel.com
Hi I’m Dylan and I wear gymshark x #wanker #gymshark
Best thing about winter in melbourne is a great coffee in a welcoming cafe with a sun filled dining room- #monday is looking good so far. #flatwhite #latte #wanker #melbourne #coffee #cafe #winter #summeriscoming
Gin’ll fix it Happy birthday sister.... I’m sure we came second in the pub quiz..... what better way than spending your 36th than with us drinking tequila.... in Burton Joyce , . . . #createthelove #girlsgirlsgirls #thingsiwanttoremember #jensbday #girlsgirlsgirls #jen #birthday #celebration #gindidntfixit #wanker #sundayvibes #vibes #friends #love
It’s really difficult to pick which #Tory you hate the most; but #MichaelGove is a name that crops up consistently. Guys such a fucking pink-faced scrotum that it would be an insult to a bat to touch his skull and send rivers of cracks towards his #devilish mind. Anyways, let’s have a #laugh at his expense, since that’s all he does for us... #BecauseIGotHigh #Afroman #Comedy #CokeJunkie #Cocaine #Sniffer #ChoppingLines #EtonTwat #Norsefire #Wanker #Cunt #Prick #BorisJohnson #JeremyHunt #TheresaMay #JacobReesMogg #DominicRaab
#wanker #lol #humor 😂 #singleboy #🤣🤣🤣
🌈 Turns out it’s Golden Quads at the end of a Rainbow🥇🏋🏽‍♂️ #GoldenQuads #Tegenungan #Rainbow #Bali #Waterfall #Spice #KingPins #Tourist #Wanker #Tour #Ubud #Quads #Squat #QuadSquad #TegenunganWaterfall
To the guy that threw shade on my cosplay saying I didn’t know what it was #wanker #convention #badadvice #floppedcosplay #latex #cosplay #cosplaysexy
How to park like a Knob #wanker #buygerman #mercedes
Grateful to you guys who are streaming/downloading/sharing the new single, A Trick Of The Light, and grateful for the sun and my music and my love and my job and for the wildflowers and for absolutely being a wanker about it. 🧙🏼‍♀️ . . . #sundaymusings #haiku #wanker #yvamusic
Mandem found dis south London wanker in the north🤡🤡🤡🤡 Barber lined man up wrong stylllll innit 🤡🖕 #roadman #london #wanker #bruv
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