Bamboo Elyssa Tsai
I am bamboo i like to poo
- passionate and dedicated pooer for 18 years
It's the caption that matters, always the caption.
i like blurry
is that bad?
anyways i got a mcflurry HAHA RHYMES!
and while typing this thing i sneezed and i forgot to cover and/or aim my sneeze so yah
i sneezed on my mcflurry.
which is super sad because ITS A FRIGGIN MCFLURRY and also because it sounds gross now and if i eat it yall will judge but honestly humans like no one can see sneeze so you should just eat it.
unless its someone else's sneeze. on your mcflurry. which in that case you should just shove that person out the window.
speaking of which im in the car alone and dark waiting for my mom to get back from a visit to a friends house which my sleepy mind declined to do because i wanted to keep sleeping on the car. Had i known it would have taken hours id probably have gone with her. Now im stuck in the car in the dark using my 4g while working on my essay (ALSO using my phones 4g).
OH SHES BACK NOW WHAT A COINCIDENCE
ok i forgot where my rant was going but it doesn't matter now im leaving bye
1- jumping on a beach not really with donkey poop scattered around (im actually jumping not just standing srsly)
2- more of me walking on the beach yay wow fantastic
(does it look natural to you because it is)
3- old yellow abd i pickin out some dandy rocks cuz we like them as pets (or rather it reminds me of her heart as hard as a rock)
4- me pickin out some fancy dandy rocks because i like rock paper scissor shoo
(no i am not squatting down to poo)
HOLY MAMA THAT RHYMED
5- me and ma lil pal wowza
(wowza is not his name.)
I shore do like his slippers oh boy
6- and of course whats an instagram post without my face
I wonder if it is narcissistic to tag myself in every photo but oh well i just needed to indicate who i was in case some of you thot im a rock or a face on a slipper in that case i am
Pic creds to @clairejailin