Robert Omoto

Great time at the family reunion in San Jose.
Great time last night at the San Jose Improv with @sydstig and getting to feature for @ellistrated.
At the doctor’s office for a check-up and caught the mid sneeze and concerned baby face. @v_nessa_xo
Forgot to lock the seat adjustment, which may have led to the greatest video I’ve ever taken. #firsttimeparents @v_nessa_xo
Fun road trip out to Las Vegas for a show at the Sugar Factory with @javonwhitlock @michaelcalvinjr @dj.souljah
Performing in Las Vegas tomorrow night at the Chocolate Lounge at 10:00 PM with some hilarious comedians! Come out and have a good time! @javonwhitlock @michaelcalvinjr @kabeezycomic
Love this little guy. Starlin’s first photo shoot and his first time feeling grass which freaked him out. @v_nessa_xo
This is @nicklarsoncomedy talking to me while sitting on two stools over his unnecessarily large camera lenses to assert his dominance. There is never a reason to sit like this and I was insulted by every word that came out of his mouth.
I’ll be in Stockton tonight at the Deliberation Room at 9:00 PM with the hilarious Myles Weber, Chelsea Bearce, and Nick Larson! Come out and have some fun!
Back when I wanted to work for the FBI and solve alien cases because I watched X Files and I thought that’s what they did. #tbt
Mic kept cutting out at Luna’s open mic on Tuesday, so @joeystults put this sizzle reel together after I threw the mic on the ground out of frustration. This is what I look like when I’m yelling at a room full of people.
First weekend featuring at @laughsunlimited with @anderstorms and @officialthairivera ! Hit me up to get on the guestlist for the 10:30 PM show tonight, or the 7:00 PM show on Sunday! Can’t wait to see you there!!!
Hitting mitts with @blackmamba185 at the old Ultimate Fitness. I had a violent altercation happen years ago. Everything I thought I would do in my head in a fight, I didn’t. I froze because I didn’t know what to do. That incident changed my life. I never wanted to have that feeling again of not knowing what to do. I’ll probably still get knocked out, but at least I might land a jab now.
No matter what’s going on in life, this little guy puts everything into perspective.
Great time this past weekend with North Coast Comedy at the Crow’s Nest with @ellistrated. Super dope venue, great audience, and Fort Bragg has some amazing views. Thanks @bernie_jake for having us on!
Got to open up for Mike Epps this weekend at Tommy T’s with @michaelcalvinjr. Paul Mooney came and surprised him on stage. Crazy to even be in this situation. Insane night.
Crazy busy, but fun time in Portland with the cousins and then went to San Diego right after to see my newborn nephew Roman. @jasonomoto
Great time last week getting to celebrate Starlin’s first Easter with the family. @v_nessa_xo
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