Maybe not the best poker face, but it's a great "go fish" face.
This little gnome fella wants you to buy some sausage from Deutschland.
Counting the days until I get to see this exhibit of Frida Kahlo's wardrobe, legs, corsets and more in London. #frida
Another option for our holiday card this year.
Not sure I will be any good at archery, but thought I'd do a Maid Marion mom baggy jeans/girlish Robin Hood hybrid look just in case. I've always wanted to try it, didn't think I'd be able to do it, but "what if I can?" Thanks, CDE! @iamicaniwillido #morethanjustabike #pelotonaversary
4,000th viewing of Frankenweinie.
You look so sexy and I look...NUTS. Haaaa. Love you, Jeffy G!
Mama got an archery lesson for her birthday!!!
About to shove my face into this cake.
44, bitchessssssss. Spent the morning walking the tightrope in a Threshold class with @iamicaniwillido
, and then worked out some political angst pretending to crush Trump's head at @orangetheory.
Now I'm going to get my spa on, because sometimes you gotta get ugly before you get cute. Then I will do my birthday tradition of driving around aimlessly with my windows down, listening to a mix tape (yes, in a boom box), and singing as loudly as possible to Guns 'N Roses, Merle Haggard, and the Marriage of Figaro. It's a miracle I made it out of my 30s alive, so I'm going to try and enjoy every damn year of middle age.