HBD 2 MY WIFE 4 LIFE 🐉 I love you as much as you love g dragon. Remember, memories fade but stuff lasts forever.
Some lowbrow brilliant and also just highbrow (but not despicable) things I love that are tangentially related to thanksgiving.
Out here trying to blend in 🧟♀️. #warhol
“Describe yourself in one photo”
A young youth, rockin' the gold tooth ✡️ The answer, big up is how I be ✡️ #25
This ones for MJ & Harv for telling me I can do anything I want and be anything I want & for making me swim competitive long distance through tears and bribes and threats (on my part) 😇 this is for my city who I have had the greatest and most insane love affair with 😇 this is for my friends who have transcended friendship and redefined what it means to really truly be there for someone through bad and good 😇😇 most of all this one is for Carmela. I know you’re running with me I know you are with me every damn day you are my literal guardian angel and soul mate #nymarathon
Hi guys I did a thing tonight it was fun and also as you can see by my frantic and repetitive leg crossing and more nasal than usual tone I was nervous and here’s a shout out to the people who are the wind beneath my wings and came/died trying 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 TY @thisjaygreen
for having me, I won’t forget you when I’m a comedy SUPERSTAR. And Andrew, let’s discuss the RAYgel bagel ASAP.
Hello it past me to tell you that future me has 2 pretty big debuts this week: my comedy debut 2morrow eve 8 pm at el Cortez in @thisjaygreen
comedy extravaganza AND my marathon debut Sunday in the New York Marathon. If you wanna see me get rich (spiritually that is) or literally die trying then #slideintomydm
’s for #details #screamadelica
Bored dark & batty from day 1
1st photo is me @ myself for my teenage girl stanning of NIИ, BUT ALSO TRENT REZNOR: MACHINE, GOD, TEEN DREAM AND HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
She IS actually 100 feet taller than me, but also she’s sitting on my lap. I love you Ray Ray even if your bday will now always align with the great Davidson/Grande breakup of 18 💕💕💕💕
It was honestly hard to decide which of these tickled me more.
My Main Man Sol 4ever, the reason I can no longer borrow from NYPL
Literally every part of this picture is an accurate expression of our individual levels of excitement to be at “Harry Potter World”