I’m a bartender in Portugal
Last day in Seville and pretending I’m not crying
Lisbon’s cool but coffee’s cooler
You can make it that long without Chick-fil-A they said
You don’t know this but I actually dibsed you as my big the first day we met. I love you so much and can’t believe you’re leaving me, but you’re my big no matter where we are. I love you and wish I could be there with you to celebrate ❤️
You’re welcome Texas, your weird misshapen state will forever be on the John Lennon wall.
Reichst du mir bitte die Brezeln? 🥨
Looking for Picklemans in Copenhagen
They don’t have diamond dawgs here.
Hey MTV, welcome to my crib
Happy first day of being a real adult 🥂 pls Venmo me regularly once you start getting paychecks
486th time at diamond dawgs 🎉
Michael Jordan took naps, Abraham Lincoln took naps